One day, after dinner, I wandered into a teahouse, where someone was lecturing.

I asked for a plate of peanuts, a plate of melon seeds, and a pot of wine. Sit at the top of the second floor and take in the whole audience.

Xiao Er, who sent something, was a little stunned. It's also a bit wooden. The fat-headed and big-eared guest downstairs disliked him for being slow and slow, and began to shout loudly: "It's better to stay at home so stupidly, what kind of work do you come out to do?" Stupid! ”

Xiao Er didn't speak, and still put things on the table without being humble or arrogant. At this moment, the fat-headed, big-eared guest slapped him. "Get out of here, fool!"

I took the peanut and aimed it at his hand, "Hey, it's off." At this time, the peanut hit his skull accurately, making a "pop" sound. At this time, Xiao Er, who was a little mentally handicapped, was pulled over by the boss.

"Oops! Which grandson is the master? Stand up? ”

"You're the fucking grandson!" I stood up and stuck my tongue at him.

"There are always fools who don't know how to respect others."

The guy had already run up the stairs with his friend.

"Grandson, stop me!"

"Why do you listen to you, old lady? You say stop, stop? Wouldn't I be very faceless? ”

I waited for the four of them to climb upstairs, grabbed the red ribbon from the stairs, fell to the ground with a "swish", took the silver out of the cuff, put it on the counter, threw a few peanuts at him, and when I saw that it had hit him accurately, I patted my ass and walked away.

I was about to run out of the teahouse when I suddenly felt someone looking at me. When I turned around, I saw him in a moon-white robe, and he was different from those who watched the excitement. Still, his eyes seemed like I had seen them somewhere.

At that time, he played a trick on people and was in a hurry to leave. If you don't have to take a closer look, he's still so good-looking. You must know that my favorite thing to watch on weekdays is beautiful men.

When I swaggered back to the backyard of Fumanlou, I found my father and mother looking at me with the eyes of a weasel looking at a chicken.

I hugged myself in fright: "Why are you looking at me like that?" ”

"Ahem, where did you go to the wild again?" My dad cleared his throat and pretended to be serious.

"I went to the herb shop next door to help." I'm lying, I'm afraid of myself.

"Ah Sheng, that's the case, you're not young, it's time to get married. You see that many of our girls in Lixi who are the same age as you are married, and the children are half as tall as you. After all, you are not good-looking, and you have no talent, and if you wait, no one will want you when you are old. ”

"Poof!" I spit out my tea. I didn't care about pity for my brother, who was said to be a good dragon well that only the emperor could drink, and I said loudly: "My mother! You speak with a clear conscience, don't you have nightmares at night? What is wrong with me? Where do I not have talent? ”

"Your three-legged cat's kung fu is talented?" Before I could open my mouth to argue, my father then said, "Don't mention your medical skills, you prescribed medicine to Aunt Zhang last year, and the small cold was not cured, but the dysentery was cured for others." For most of the month, it was like living in a pit. Ah Sheng, you make Daddy very worried. ”

"Me." What else can I say? "And who are you going to marry me to?"

"Your brother is looking after it for you, there is a man named Xiong Dan at No. 3 Zhuque Street, who sells baked cakes, and now there are three branches in Chang'an City. Although this person is a little ugly, he is honest and very business-minded. And you haven't married a wife at the age of twenty-eight, and you will be a wife after you go, and he said that he is very satisfied with you, and if you marry in the past, you will never take a concubine, and all the property will be handed over to you. My aunt finished speaking like pouring beans.

"Where is Hua Muyan?"

"Hua Muyan, you come out for me!"

"Ah Sheng, you think about it again, we all think this person is very good. After this village, there is no such shop. ”

"That guy is twenty-eight years old and hasn't gotten married yet, is there something wrong with him, I'm a young girl, gentle, kind, cute, beautiful and generous, why do you want to marry an old man who is almost thirty years old and doesn't have a wife? It must be that Hua Muyan owes gambling debts outside and wants to exchange me for money! Hmph, you tell him, no way. My marriage matters, I make my own decisions. ”

"Damn, it's against you." My dad actually came across from me.

I was aggrieved: "Am I still your intimate little padded jacket?" ”

"Girl, when did you get close to your heart?"

"Uh."

"Anyway, I won't marry anyone except Qile."

"Who the hell is Qile, which has made you forget it for so many years. Feeding a fox is called Qile, raising a horse is called Qile, planting a daffodil is called Qile, and the only one that can blow is called Qile......" A-Niang is still saying.

I covered my ears and went out the door.

Went straight to the stable and pulled out the Seven Pleasures.

My aunt is right, all my belongings are called Qile. Not only my fox is called Qile, my two-year-old jujube red horse is called Qile, the only pot of daffodils in my room is called Qile, the bamboo basket is called Qile, my tung oil lamp is also called Qile, the most beautiful one in the group of chickens fed by A-Niang is also called Qile, and the two pigeons in our family are called Qile......

After so many years, I have forgotten what Qile looks like, and I am afraid that as time passes, I will even forget his name, so I call it Qile all the good-looking things around me and what I like.

I even thought that if I hadn't found Qile at the age of twenty, the child I married and had would be called Qiraku.

But sometimes when I think about it, this idea is a little weird, and I actually became the mother of the person I like. So I'm still hesitant to name my child Qiraku.

"Drive! Drive! I shouted loudly, let Qile go, the horse was as excited as I was, and "oh oh" went up to Chang'an Zhuque Street.

It may be that the horse has a deep relationship with me and can understand my mood at the moment. Frightened a bunch of people on Suzaku Street.

"Crazy! I'm going to die so soon! ”

"Hurry up and reincarnate!"

“......”

I heard someone scold me, in addition to being good-looking, I also have one of the biggest advantages - thick skin.

I never mind being scolded by others. Of course, this is on the premise that I know I was wrong.

"Bang".

I crashed into a gorgeous sedan chair.

Mother's chicken thighs.

"Boldly Diao Min, and you don't get off the horse after colliding with my wife?"

"I'm sorry." I clenched my fists and jumped off my horse. The whole action is chic and done in one go.

Another advantage of me is that I can bend and stretch.

"Take it!"

"I've apologized, what else do you want?"

I drew my whip and prepared to fight and move my muscles.

There was already a circle around to watch the lively people, I was going to escape, but when I thought about it, it was too faceless, people were floating in the rivers and lakes, and I still had to have some face.

"Whew! Swish! Swish! A group of soldiers in armor around him drew their swords.

wow

"Brother? Really? ”

I didn't care about the nonsense and began to whip up.

Ever since I left Lixi, my whip is about to be scrapped, and if I don't use it again, it will really become a belt.

Just after I had managed to knock down a few GIs, I looked at the lively crowd and suddenly set aside a path.

Another fragrant car BMW stopped in front of us.

The fight came to a tacit halt.

"Mrs. Wang, give my son-in-law a face, let this girl go."

Long.

The maid in the car came out to spread the word and let me go.

"Thanks! I'll have a drink next time! "I clenched my fist at the carriage that came later.

I jumped on my horse and said, "Qiraku, go!" ”

The horse obediently left this land of right and wrong.

I came to the small boat in the Chang'an River again.

I just found a place on my third day here.

There are many, many boats here, and there are a lot of girls who sell their bodies and those who don't.

I don't discriminate against any profession, and I don't look at these when I make friends.

I love to come here and listen to a girl who always wears a veil and never talks to anyone. If it weren't for the few words she said when she answered the question, I would have thought she wouldn't have spoken.

"Coming?" She asked me.

"Hmm."

"There's wine in the cabin."

"Even you can see I'm in a bad mood?"

She didn't answer.

"Listen to what?"

"Same as the day before yesterday."