Chapter 2 Who is in the way?
"It's really growing."
The old armor of the Empress Dowager Xi poked her brother in the face.
The little grandfather couldn't hide, and he didn't dare to cry out in pain, his mouth was silky, and his body twisted around, like a snake.
"Sister, ah, the Queen Mother, it was the idea to increase longevity, and that kid has a bad stomach."
"Phew, how old are you, you will listen to what you say? I told you not to mess with him, he was a big fool. ”
"He's not stupid, he's better than a monkey." The little grandfather's mouth was slurking.
"Hmph, a thing that doesn't grow, if I hadn't pressed it, Prince Cheng would have driven him out of the palace a long time ago, as the concubine of the palace, mixed up like him, a waste of snacks."
When the Empress Dowager Xi thought of the hippie smiling face of Zengshou, she couldn't help but reach out to press her eyebrows, but she forgot that she was wearing armor, and she felt a pain against her eyebrows.
"Be honest." The Queen Mother of the West glanced at him.
The little grandfather raised his head and begged: "Queen Mother, you really can't blame me for this, I also know the idea of increasing longevity, guess who the black boy is who caught us?" ”
The Empress Dowager Xi glared at him: "Don't be long-winded." "It's the one from the east...... Nephews, cousins! ”
To the east? The Queen Mother's face changed suddenly, and she remembered that the Queen Mother Dong had a maiden nephew who was a general in the Admiral's Mansion!
"You're a pig, you can do whatever your longevity asks you to do, and you were caught by some nephew in the east, how can I still have the face to see her."
"Queen Mother, that black boy deliberately slapped us in the face, and we can't let him go."
The little grandfather fell to his knees and hugged his sister's legs: "The Admiral of the Nine Gates is not a good thing, I say that I am a ...... of the Chengen Mansion"
"Shame on you." The Empress Dowager Xi gently kicked her brother, and the little grandfather fell to the ground, holding his sister's legs, and screaming in his mouth: "If the Queen Mother doesn't feel sorry for me, I'll jump the moat." ”
"What's your name for capturing you?"
"The surname is Luo, called Luo Fan, that face is like a black bag, and you can't see it if you don't bare your teeth when you fall to the ground."
The little grandfather took the opportunity to arrange.
The Empress Dowager Xi nodded: "Punish you for being grounded for a month, you are not allowed to go anywhere, and I know that I will send you to the Miyun camp to be exposed to the wind and sun, so that you will have to bare your teeth if you fall to the ground." ”
The little grandfather stroked his face and stood up: "Don't, don't, I'm a thin-skinned and tender-fleshed person, how can I bear that sin." ”
At the same time, Prince Makoto was also furious in the palace.
"The prince is guilty of the same crime as the common people, so I will send you to the Admiral's Mansion, and you will be tried as you want."
"How fresh, you look at which prince in the past dynasties has committed the same crime as the common people, Cao manipulated the horse to step on the crops, and only cut his hair to buy people's hearts, maybe he fought all day long without water to bathe, and his head was full of lice, and the grate was gone, so he just cut it." There are words to increase longevity.
Prince Makoto was furious, and he was about to whip it with a horsewhip.
Zengshou cried: "Dad, Dad, you left too early, it's better to take me away, the provincial person is a thorn in the flesh." ”
At this time, the curtain of the door was lifted, and a woman walked in holding the girl's hand.
"Is the prince trying to force our mother and son to death?"
The woman who came in looked like she was in her forties, wearing a full set of princess court clothes, with a pearl on her chest, and looked at Prince Cheng with a sarcastic face: "Since our mother and son are so obstructive to the eyes of the prince, we will be killed together today." When we arrived in Huangquan, we also told the old prince about his good son. ”
The mother and son howled, and Princess Cheng watched the old princess come in, so she stood at the door to observe the situation, and listened to the commotion inside, and deliberately pretended to run away panting and came in: "Little brother, what is the old princess crying." ”
Princess Cheng is the same age as this stepmother-in-law, and she usually doesn't have much respect, but she just offers people in her yard from afar.
"Phew, you are really husband and wife, your brother is good, one wants to use the family law, and the other curses him with red mouth and white teeth, bullying our orphans and widows."
Prince Cheng said angrily: "What do you mean by an orphan? Am I not his brother? ”
"You still know that it's his brother, I don't know much, I've only seen the grandfather beat his son, I haven't seen this brother beat his younger brother, I'll go into the palace and ask the queen mother of the two palaces, there is such a reason in the world."
As soon as he heard the Queen Mother of the Two Palaces, Prince Cheng's lungs were about to explode: "The old princess doesn't know, what did the younger brother do today?" ”
The old princess sneered: "What's the matter? Could it be that he still dares to rebel? ”
Princess Cheng hurriedly said, "Oh, you can't talk nonsense. ”
"Robbed in broad daylight, more than once, this time I grabbed someone's official sedan chair, and I took the younger brother of the Queen Mother of the West, and was arrested by the Admiral of Jiumen together, you entered the palace? That's waiting for the queen mother of the two palaces to send him down together! ”
Prince Cheng sat on the chair angrily and couldn't stop breathing, the princess was frightened, and hurriedly went over to stroke his chest: "Don't be angry, don't be angry, your body is angry, and the relatives and enemies are happy." ”
Zengshou leaned on the chair and shouted, "Who do you say is the kiss and hatred?" ”
"That's your eldest sister-in-law, and your eldest sister-in-law is your mother!"
The old princess slapped her son on the back.
Zeng Shou sat up teng: "I call her a mother, does she dare to agree?" ”
"Enough!" Prince Cheng was almost angry with the mother and son, and waved them to leave quickly.
When the mother and son walked away, the princess's angry mouth was crooked: "Lord, just leave without anyone like this?" That offended the Queen Mother of the West, and instigated the good little grandfather to cut the path. ”
"That little grandfather of the Miao family is not a thing, he is proficient in eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling, and he can do this without instigating his longevity."
It is related to the entire Cheng Wangfu, although the Cheng Wang Ye yelled at the longevity, when he thought of his own interests, he still had to choose things as much as possible.
"What can I do then? Or really send him to be circled? ”
"Circled? The old princess has to set the house on order, I don't want to be unfilial, these two girls can't drive away and can't be raised too high, sad. ”
Lord Cheng got up and paced slowly in the room.
"It would be good if he was sent out for a few years one day and finally died outside, it would be a great emperor's grace, and it has nothing to do with us." The princess sighed, "What kind of sin have you done, these two stirrups in the family are tired and crooked." ”
At this moment, the mother and son, who were tired of being crooked, returned to their own courtyard, and the old princess closed the door to check on her son's injuries.
"Here, this hurts."
Zeng Shou pointed to his knee, and the old princess slapped his hand down: "Nonsense, your eldest brother didn't hit that." ”
"It's not my eldest brother who beat him, it's a black boy, what a fucking thief, he uses a secret weapon, if he wants to meet him again, I'll beat him eight by one."
The old princess pouted: "Nonsense, you, you still want to think about how to round this matter, robbery, I really dare to think about it." ”
"Isn't this to give my eldest brother eye medicine? In the past few years, I can only receive monthly money and silver, and it is not enough to stuff my teeth, he just did it on purpose, and if he didn't give me an errand, the master would rob it, and see who would be embarrassed to make trouble. Mother, are you worried that the Empress Dowager's brother will also follow me, I don't believe that this matter can't be settled? The six fairies of their Miao family, just that one single seedling, can they still let Miao Xiaoqi go and cut me down? ”
In order to disgust his eldest brother Cheng Wangye, Zengshou made such a fuss in the capital, and he calculated that it was impossible for the Queen Mother of the Two Palaces to do anything to him, but he didn't expect a thunderbolt to happen on a sunny day the next day!