Chapter 17: Slap in the face
Poof, the short female shopping guide laughed.
I glanced at her faintly, and she smiled embarrassedly and said, "Big brother, why don't I change you to a big bag that you can carry, so that you can carry it on your arm." ”
I nodded.
The female shopper was very fast, and after putting the mink in the bag, she also helped me hang the bag on my shoulder.
The mink was heavy and slung over my shoulder, and I was a little unsteady in my walk.
There was a lot of laughter along the road.
"It seems that it's not enough to have money, you still have to be good at it." I heard a female shopping guide say.
"It's like, maybe it's not really rich, otherwise why not hire an assistant. That's a lot of bumps. ”
……
All kinds of chatter got into my ears, and I could only speed up the crutches, but with the mink pressing on my body, I couldn't get up at all.
I walked out of Fur City and stopped a taxi.
The taxi driver saw me carrying a mink and asked with a smile, "Big brother, is it used to chase girls?" Today's girls are not easy to chase, especially if you have bad legs and feet, you have to be willing to spend money. Even if you take out a loan first, wait until you get married, and then pay off the famine together, who will let a woman be worldly? ”
I tapped the driver's seat with my cane, "Let's drive, keep grinding, it's time to catch the rush." ”
The driver started the car.
My daughter Qingqing is still in the hospital, Zhou Xiaojing and her mother-in-law are not at home, I can hide the mink first and take it out when Zhou Xiaojing celebrates her birthday.
I paid the fare and was about to get out of the car, but as soon as I opened the car door, I saw Zhou Xiaojing walking out of the community dressed up in a fancy way, followed by her mother-in-law.
What's going on? I quickly closed the door.
"Big brother, are you getting out of the car?"
I took out a 100-yuan bill and handed it to the driver, who immediately shut his mouth tightly.
Zhou Xiaojing and her mother-in-law walked past the taxi, and I heard them mention "Da Liu" piecemeal.
Da Liu!
I was excited, and my eyes slipped away along Zhou Xiaojing, only to see her and her mother-in-law in front of a shiny Highlander.
Then, I saw the garlic-smelling Da Liu get out of the driver's seat and diligently help Zhou Xiaojing open the car door.
Miss Zhou was a little squirming, and her mother-in-law muttered, pushed Zhou Xiaojing into the co-pilot, and said with a smile to Da Liu, "My daughter will be handed over to you!" ”
Da Liu and his mother-in-law gave a knowing look, and they couldn't wait to get into the driver's seat.
"Dude, are you the object?" The taxi driver approached curiously.
"It's my wife." I gritted my teeth and said.
"We're all married." The driver looked surprised, "Big brother, you should have become disabled after marriage, right?" However, it's useless to get married, this man is disabled, and his beautiful wife can't support ......"
"Keep up with that Highlander." I pulled out $200 and threw it to the taxi driver.
"Okay!" The driver stepped on the accelerator and chased after the Highlander.
I was about to be angry to death, but my mother-in-law left Qingqing, who had just undergone surgery, and ran to encourage my wife to go on a date with that garlic-smelling big Liu, and I really wanted to cut the old witch to death with a cane.
Highlander actually stopped at Shangri-La.
Through the car window, I saw Zhou Xiaojing's surprised expression.
She and I have been in love for eight years from love to marriage, and the best restaurant I have eaten has consumed 15 Korean barbecue per capita, but Da Liu pulled her to a five-star hotel, can she not be surprised?
Zhou Xiaojing's originally gloomy face lit up instantly, and my heart sank fiercely.
"Dude, are you going in too? Forget it, if you do this, you will also suffer a loss. "The taxi driver advised me.
"Who said I was going to fight?" I pushed the door of the cart and took the mink out of the bag, got out of the car, and put it on my arm.
In a civilized society, fighting is too low.
I walked into the lobby of Shangri-La on crutches.
"Sir, are you staying here?" The welcome stopped me.
This kind of high-end hotel does not allow people to come and go.
I didn't speak, I took out a hundred-dollar bill and threw it to the other party, who immediately made a gesture of please, and asked me politely, "Do you need me to help you with your luggage?" ”
This kind of hotel welcome, the basic salary is actually very low, all depends on the guests to consume life, because the hotel takes into account that the guests of the hotel are either rich or expensive, and will definitely give a welcome tip to help with the luggage, so it will not give a high base salary like other small hotels.
I threw the mink in my hand to him, "Take me to your western restaurant." ”
Just now I vaguely heard Da Liu say that he was going to eat Western food.
Zhou Xiaojing and Da Liu were really in the Western restaurant, and the two picked a very hidden corner. If it weren't for Da Liu just standing up, I almost wouldn't have seen it.
Da Liu was holding a bag high and foaming at the mouth and talking about something? It's too far away for me to hear clearly, but looking at the style, it's exactly the same as the one Li Pingting is back.
Zhou Xiaojing took it, because she was sitting with her back to me, I couldn't see her expression, but I didn't have to look at it, I also knew what a woman's expression was when she saw LV.
I looked at the mink on the hostess's arm and hesitated.
"This guest, if you have someone you like, you should boldly chase it, and it doesn't matter if you have a rival." The welcome who took my tip was not afraid to be encouraged.
Although I'm not chasing women, he's right, my wife, why was she asked by other men!
I walked up on crutches.
Maybe they were talking too intently, or maybe they didn't expect me to be here, and neither of them noticed the sound of my crutches on the ground.
It wasn't until I stood behind Zhou Xiaojing that she turned her head, "Help me get another ......" Zhou Xiaojing, who took me as a waiter, swallowed her saliva, "Why are you here?" ”
I pulled out a calm smile, as if I didn't know that she and Da Liu were dating in private, "Didn't you say on the phone that the fellow villagers came here and asked me to come with you, I was afraid that I would be stupid and wouldn't be able to chatter, and I would be cold in a few words." I'm not here, I'm not late, am I? ”
The smile on Da Liu's face suddenly froze, and his puzzled gaze swept towards Zhou Xiaojing.
Zhou Xiaojing's lips moved, and finally followed my words, "Yes, that's the case." Brother Liu, don't mind, I'm afraid that I'm a woman and won't take good care of me. ”
I sneered secretly, what is not taken care of, it is obvious that someone invited you to entertain, what are you taking care of?
Although Da Liu was a little rude, he was quite tactful, and when he saw Zhou Xiaojing say this, he got off the donkey down the slope and said, "It's okay if Brother Lin is here, I'm worried that we are alone here, for fear that people will misunderstand." ”
I think you're hoping for a misunderstanding! I scolded in my heart, and the crutches hit Zhou Xiaojing's leg hard, but my voice was extremely gentle, "Wife, move inside, I'm a little tired standing here." ”
Zhou Xiaojing sighed, and then stood up, but there was the LV bag on the chair next door, and she could only put the bag on the table.
I put down my crutches and sat down with a smile and said, "Come on, what kind of gifts do you bring?" ”
Da Liu smiled again and again, "It's just a small gift." ”
"Yo, isn't this a new LV model?" I pretended not to see a luxury brand and screamed, reaching out to reach for the LV bag, Zhou Xiaojing wanted to stop it, distressed about the bag, afraid that I would break it, and was frightened by my cold eyes, and retracted his hand in fright.
I took the bag in my hand, turned it over and looked at it, turned it over and touched it, and frowned, "No, I remember my female colleague in my company said that although LV bags have zipper suppliers, they never leave the word YKK on the zipper, and everything with such a logo is an imitation, or a very unsmart kind!" ”
Zhou Xiaojing exclaimed, "Fake? ”
The old man Liu on the opposite side blushed, "This shouldn't be fake, I bought it in the mall." ”
"Do you keep your receipts? Such an expensive thing, dare to lie to you, let's find a shopping mall theory! I reached out to Da Liu.
Da Liu's face was like a dish, "I lost the receipt." ”
Gotcha, don't make a fool of yourself now! I am happy in my heart, such an expensive thing, not to mention that he is a contractor from the countryside, even a big boss, and he will keep the bill and give it to the person who receives the package, so as to prove that the package is real.
Zhou Xiaojing, a smart person, naturally saw that this bag was fake, and his face was a little ugly.
went on a date with a wild man behind her husband's back, and the other party fooled her with a counterfeit product, and it was strange that she looked good.
In fact, if you think about it, you will know that Da Liu is a contractor, and he is not a rich man like Li Pingting's father, who casually spends 50,000 or 60,000 yuan on a woman who has not yet divorced.
I have some schadenfreude in my heart, but in front of outsiders, I can't slap my wife in the face, doing so is tantamount to slapping my own face.
Hey, I sighed and shook my head, "Now in the mall, no matter what morality is immoral, as long as you can make money, fakes are also sold." Just like the mink I bought for my daughter-in-law before, I found a few acquaintances before I started, otherwise I was really afraid of buying a fake. Speaking of mink, daughter-in-law, why did you come out in a windbreaker, the cold air hasn't left yet. Fortunately, I brought it to you, otherwise you wouldn't have been frozen at night. ”
As I spoke, I turned my head to greet the guest who had been standing, this guy really knew each other, and saw that I was talking to my rival, and stood behind without saying a word.
"Thank you, handsome guy. Here's a tip for you. I took out a hundred-dollar bill again and stuffed it into the handsome little handsome guy who welcomed the guest.
The welcome guest immediately respectfully sent the mink coat to Zhou Xiaojing, "Miss, this is your mink." You are blessed to marry a considerate man like your eldest brother. ”
Zhou Xiaojing nodded reluctantly at first, and then fixed her gaze on the dark and shiny mink coat, "This ......"
"What's the fuss, put it away, do you want the little handsome guy to hold it all the time?" I poked her with my elbow.
Zhou Xiaojing was still a little confused, and she couldn't figure out the situation at all.
After a long time, he leaned into my ear and whispered, "Where did you get this mink?" ”
"Rented." I said angrily, "The price tag is still on it, don't let others get rid of it, you will lose money." ”
Zhou Xiaojing's back stiffened, and she didn't dare to move while holding the mink.
I ate very happily at this meal, but Zhou Xiaojing didn't dare to move the knife and fork because she had to take care of the mink coat.
Da Liu on the other side, first was debunked to buy fake pickled girls, and then I showed off the mink, where can I still have an appetite, a steak of hundreds of dollars, only a few pieces of it was pulled down, however, he will taste the same as chewing wax, and there is another reason, he doesn't know how to cut steak at all, at the beginning, he took the knife and fork in the wrong hand.
"That, big sister, Lao Lin, I suddenly remembered that I still have something, you eat slowly, I'll go first." Da Liu picked up the padded jacket.
"Don't go." I raised an eyebrow......