Chapter Twenty-Seven: Delicacies

After a short time, the meal was served, and Li Bing looked at the braised pig's trotters, which were overflowing with oil, and the pig's trotters were so tender that they could be broken.

He took a chopstick and sent it into his mouth, a fragrant and elegant breath went straight into his throat, such as walking into the orchid bush, he said that the gentleman is like an orchid, he picked an orchid grass in the flower, smelled it, the fragrance entered the heart and spleen, such as bathing and changing clothes after a long drought, washing the dust of the soul.

He closed his eyes and kept reminiscing, and the fragrance came out of his belly again, spinning between breaths, which was wonderful, and he couldn't help but gasp for breath, and a tear actually flowed from his eyes.

Sun Xiaoxiang shook his arm and said, "Are you okay?" ”

Li Bing opened his eyes, wiped his tears, and said secretly: "How can there be such delicious pig's trotters in the world." Why? Why! Why did you let me eat such delicious pig's trotters. Oh, my God! ”

Sun Xiaoxiang said: "What kind of nerves do you have. I also grabbed a piece and was about to put it in my mouth, but Li Bing stopped her and said, "Don't eat it, really don't eat it." ”

Sun Xiaoxiang said: "Why? ”

Li Bing said: "If you eat this pig's trotter, you will think about it every year, every month, every day, and all the time." What if one day you can't eat this delicious food? So it's better not to eat it. ”

Sun Xiaoxiang ignored him, took a bite into his mouth, and suddenly blushed, leaning softly on the back of the chair, gasping for breath.

Li Bing said: "I said I won't let you eat it, how about it, is it refreshing, can you stand it?" ”

Sun Xiaoxiang said: "I can't do it, I really can't do it, it's so beautiful, it's really beautiful, ah, ah!" ”

Li Bing hurriedly sandwiched a green vegetable and said, "Eat a vegetable slowly." ”

Sun Xiaoxiang ate the green vegetables, and a thick aroma of meat like aging immediately emanated, this aroma first filled the taste buds, and then occupied the internal organs.

Her mouth was already full of saliva, and it was dripping to the ground. She couldn't extricate herself, her flush had receded, she also closed her eyes, rubbed her cheeks while chewing, and said in her mouth: "I can't stand it, I really can't stand it!" ”

Li Bing said: "No, what kind of meal is this, can you still eat it?" If you eat it any more, you can't ask for your own life. ”

He hurriedly got up and scanned the code to check out, and dragged Sun Xiaoxiang, who was still intoxicated, out of the store.

The old woman was on crutches and slowly sent out, smiling at them, and the wrinkles on her face gathered together, like a chrysanthemum blooming. She said, "Come back when you're free, young man." ”

Li Bing responded: "Grandma, your food is not for people to eatβ€”it must be delicious for the gods!" ”

Sun Xiaoxiang walked on the road for a while before she came to her senses. She tussled her somewhat loose hair, obviously feeling a little out of shape, and said, "I didn't scare you just now." ”

Li Bing said: "Where, you don't see what I have become." It was delicious to the extreme, and it turned out to be a pain. ”

Sun Xiaoxiang pondered for a long time, and always felt that his words were so awkward. She said: "I won't eat dinner, I want to lose weight anyway." Eat whatever you want. Li Bing said: "After eating fairy delicacies, I now feel that nothing is tasteless." ”

Sun Xiaoxiang said: "I'll take you to an exciting place, the Nine Heavens Club, let's go have fun." ”

Li Bing exclaimed: "You are only a teenager, how can you go to the clubhouse?" ”

Sun Xiaoxiang said: "So what's the matter? You're really too outdated. Let's go. I'll take you to open the foreign meat. ”

Li Bing thought of Xiaoqing and Xiaolong who were still lying on the bed, so he said: "I'm really not interested in those places, let's go back and see the two of them, Gu Dana should also come back to collect medicine." ”

Sun Xiaoxiang followed Li Bing to go back, but a call from Lao Wu came on the way, he said that he had arrived in Qingbai Village, Liquan County, and inquired about the whereabouts of Xiaobai's boyfriend Gou Yu, who was a chicken and dog thief, and he even coaxed Xiaobai away.

Li Bing said: "How did you get into Liquan, not afraid of accidents?" ”

Lao Wu said: "If you don't enter the tiger's den, you will get the tiger." I'm still good at disguise. ”

Li Bing said: "Transfiguration? He remembered Lao Wu's sharp voice and said, "Are you disguised as a beautiful girl?" ”

Lao Wu coughed violently and said: "You are really a dog who can't spit out ivory, of course I am making up as an old lady at this age!" Not to mention, I'm going to go to Shenchuan City, Xiaobai is estimated to be there. ”

Lao Wu hung up the phone, called a taxi, and went straight to the airport, he sat in the back of the taxi, took off his makeup and wigs one by one, tore off the skin, and revealed his true face, and the driver was stunned in the rearview mirror. He said, "Uncle, which play are you playing?" When you got in the car just now, I really thought it was an old lady. ”

Lao Wu stuffed his hands into his chest, took out two steamed buns, ate one bite himself, handed the other one to the driver and said, "After filming for a day, the crew won't take care of a meal, brother, are you hungry?" Eat a steamed bun and cushion the bottom. ”

The driver grinned, waved his hand and said, "Don't dare to eat, don't dare to eat." ”

The taxi drove into the airport at night, and Lao Wu hurriedly changed his outfit and flew straight to Shenchuan City.

He's rented the house in advance, the kind he wants to move in. It was late at night when he came to the alley of the urban village. The house is 15 square meters, there is no independent bathroom, and that's it, to meet the identity setting of his trip. He paid the rent on the first floor, hurried back to the room, put down his suit, put on his yellowed jacket, touched the artifact placed in the crotch of his pants, and walked out the door in the vast night.

He sat down at a food stall on a street corner, it was late at night, the young people's nightlife had just begun, the small place was full of people, and the chat-hop noise filled the shop.

He ordered a Cantonese-style barbecued pork rice, walked out the door while he was waiting for the meal, and stared thoughtfully at the glittering Tiandi Mansion across the street.

There seems to be an argument in the shop behind him, and the two tables of guests are each drunk, so the following classic dialogue occurs:

"What are you looking at?"

"What are you doing?"

"Take another look at my brother."

"Look at your mother's X"

Hearing the sound of broken glass, the wine bottles and the bench flew together, and the nosebleeds were the same color for a long time.

A few drunken people were in a mess, and Wang Baquan slammed his fist, and after a while, his head was already bleeding and he was dizzy. Several people were stunned, and all of them fell asleep on their stomachs or lying on the ground.

The proprietress was stunned and persuaded this to help that.

Lao Wu stepped forward and said, "Don't just be busy persuading, you have to cook what you should cook." ”

The proprietress said, "It's all smashed like this, how can you cook?" ”

Lao Wu dragged the drunks out of the door with one in one hand. Say to the proprietress and say, "Call the police and let the police take care of them." He picked up the crooked table and chair, patted the soil on his body, sat down and said, "Let's have a bottle of Lao Baigan first, and you can cook the rice slowly." ”