Chen Yuhan immediately waved his hand and shouted, "Brother-in-law, don't come and kneel yet." ”

Chen Yuxin took off a slipper on her feet, padded her heel and patted it directly on Chen Yuhan's head, "You think so beautifully, you bought this durian for yourself." “

Chen Yuhan, who heard this, immediately had a sad look on his face, and after a long time, my sister asked me to buy a durian and come back for myself!

When I bought durian just now, I specially asked the owner of the fruit store to pick the oldest, largest, and most nailed durian.

Now he found that he had dug the pit deep enough and hard enough to ask him to fill it, and his feet trembled slightly.

raised his head and looked at Chen Yuxin and pleaded: "Sister, you touched your hand twice and pricked your hand, I don't have to go to class when I kneel." ”

"Just sit on a chair with your butt in class, and it has nothing to do with your legs."

"What about physical education?"

"Take a leave of absence from gym class."

"The physical education teacher doesn't give casual leave."

"You are so good with the teaching director Huang Dongfang, he is willing to provide a single dormitory for you to live in, you go and ask him to help you ask for leave."

"The relationship between me and Huang Dongfang is not as good as you imagined."

Chen Yuxin raised her shoes and slapped them on his arm, "Don't talk nonsense, kneel down for me, explain your affairs clearly, and you can get up if I'm satisfied." ”

Chen Yuhan threw a look of help at Lu Tianyi.

Lu Tianyi, who was unable to protect himself when the mud bodhisattva crossed the river, lowered his head and looked at his mobile phone, when he didn't see it.

Chen Yuhan, who asked the big male dog for help to no avail, had no choice but to cast his eyes on Gu Wenxiu.

Gu Wenxiu looked at the durian-covered nails on the floor, and she trembled up and down slightly, "Can Xiaoxin punish anything else?"

Chen Yuxin looked at Gu Wenxiu and said: "Don't intercede for him, this bastard, he will pick up girls when he is underage, I have been watching the live broadcast of this bastard in the cinema just now, it is even more exciting than the movie." ”

"Ahh You're still playing live in the cinema?" Gu Wenxiu turned his head to look at Yao Yao and asked.

Yao Yao was asked by Gu Wenxiu, and her white and tender little face immediately turned crimson, and she lowered her head and didn't dare to say anything.

Chen Yuhan saw that Yao Yao was embarrassed to be asked by Gu Wenxiu and lowered his head, and immediately said: "Mom, don't ask her if she is good, she is afraid of ugliness, just kissing, is there such a fuss?" The manly man bleeds without tears, and I kneel. ”

After speaking, he bent his knees and slowly knelt towards the durian, and as soon as he touched the nail of the durian, he immediately cried out like a pig: "Sister, it hurts, can you change the punishment to something else?"

Gu Wenxiu, stroking his chest and looking at his son, shook his head, "Bear child, it's not saved." ”

Chen Yuxin raised a shoe and patted him on the head, "No, I will ask you to answer, and I will let you go if the answer is satisfactory to me." ”

Chen Yuhan was so painful that he gritted his teeth, "Ask!" ”

"Who was your first love?"

"Yao Yao."

Chen Yuxin twisted his ear, "If your first love is someone else, your ear will be taken off by me." ”

"Sister, my knee hurts enough, you still twist so hard, you want to kill me?"

"What does it hurt if you don't take it off?"

Chen Yuhan raised his hand to caress his injured ear, his face was speechless, looking at the little wild cat in front of him, holding a scratcher to torture him.

"When is it going to start patting?"

"Sophomore year of high school, first date on National Day."

Chen Yuxin raised her shoes and patted him on the head, "You bastard, last year's National Day Yuncheng Hotel needed a temporary waiter, I asked you to go to the Yuncheng Hotel with me to be a waiter for seven days, you told me to read at school, and after the National Day, you will have a monthly exam, you big liar." ”