Chapter 14: The Beginning and End of Drunkenness

In this way, before the gods knew it, the people of the Shenji Battalion reached an agreement with Luo Fan and Zengshou.

After a little staggering, the feelings of these people are even deeper.

recalled the days when they were doing mischief in the capital together in the past, drinking and eating meat, robbing a few small Beijing officials when they had nothing to do, and flirting with the red girls of which family, it was really happy.

"It's a pity, everyone has to grow up, and there will never be such a good life in the future."

A man held a wine glass and sighed.

"This is a good thing, a few of us were a disaster in the capital back then, and now we can do things for the court and the emperor, which was something that I couldn't think of in the past."

Zeng Shou remembered that he was fooling around with these people in the past, and he couldn't help but smile.

"That's right, we were all prodigal sons at that time, and now it's the prodigal son who turns back, but Luo Fan, who has always been a good baby among the nobles, my old man always uses Luo Fan to teach me, saying every day, oh, this ear calloon is because of you."

Someone stood up and walked up to Luo Fan with a wine glass: "You kid is very blessed, you went to Tianjing with our little six." “

The man said and hugged Luo Fan's neck, and at the same time squeezed his eyes towards Zengshou: "On this way, hehe, Xiao Liu knows when he looks at you that it is much gentler than looking at us." “

Luo Fan's face turned red when he was told by that man, and he stammered: "How can we be, we are polite, we are ......."

We've been around for a long time, and our tongues are too stupid to bend back.

Everyone laughed, and the man put his arm around Luo Fan's neck and poured him wine: "Come on, come on, drink some more, if you really marry our Xiaoliu back in the future, you have to give it a good drink to the brothers." ”

"Smack!" Zengshou slammed the table, "Marry, why marry?" “

Everyone laughed and said: "The man should marry the woman and the woman should get married, Xiaoliu, you always have to get married, or choose one of the buddies, anyway, we know each other very well, we know each other so well, rest assured, we won't take a concubine, because we can go to the girl together, hahaha." “

"Why should men marry women when they are married, they can not marry or not."

Zengshou deliberately staggered over and grabbed Luo Fan's collar: "Luo Heizi, tell me, are you smarter and more capable than me, or what?" ”

Luo Fan nodded: "Yes, I'm not as smart as you and not as good as you, Xiaoliu, I really admire you, you can be unambiguous in the face of major rights and wrongs, I think I can't do it." ”

"That's me, I'm better than you, I'll still be a princess in the future, why do you want you to marry me, marry, but it's the same as taking, I'll marry you, can't you marry me?"

Zengshou deliberately pretended to drink too much, the base of his tongue was hard, but his eyes were spinning, carefully checking Luo Fan's reaction.

Everyone laughed, leaning forward and back, as if they heard the funniest joke in the world: "How can a woman marry a man, Xiaoliu, nonsense!" “

Luo Fan was stunned for a moment, then frowned, thoughtful.

This night was full of joy for the guests and hosts, and Luo Fan was filled by everyone and couldn't find the north. Zengshou is always observing everyone and trying to preserve a sobriety.

Late at night, everyone fell asleep, and Zengshou was worried that Luo Fan was thirsty in the middle of the night, so he came to his room with a pot of tea.

She waved her hand, disgusted in her mouth: "Such a big smell of alcohol, those bastards can drink it, a few pour you one, just be honest, stupid." ”

Luo Fan may have heard her speak in a half-dream, turned over and muttered, "Don't marry, let me marry?" ”

Zengshou put the teapot down, turned around and said, "What nonsense are you talking about?" ”

"I'm a man!"

Luo Fan suddenly shouted loudly.

Zengshou snorted and laughed: "No one said you weren't, what are you yelling about, in the middle of the night, I want everyone to know." ”

"A dignified man, can An live below a woman?"

Luo Fan turned over again.

Zeng Shou frowned, turned around, and looked at Luo Fan carefully, the latter muttered in his mouth, and Zeng Shou reached out and pushed him: "Wake up, you are sleeping." ”

Luo Fan pushed his hand away: "I'm a man, a man, no problem, who told me to meet Xiao Liu, Xiao Liu." “

"What's wrong with me?"

Zeng Shou was stunned for a moment.

"Little Liu, he's not human."

Zengshou was just about to give him a big mouth, when he saw Luo Fan turn over again: "She is a god." “

Zengshou almost laughed out loud: This guy really drank too much, and his mouth was full of nonsense.

She gently closed the door and walked out, looking at the ground and then at the sky, a silly smile on the corner of her mouth.

"He lied to you."

The black cat jumped out of a corner and jumped directly into Zengshou's arms, whispering in her ear.

Zengshou patted the black cat on the head: "How do you know?" “

"I saw it, when you got out of the house, he sat up, in fact, he wasn't so drunk, and he deliberately told you."

The black cat shook its head triumphantly.

Zeng Shou turned around and stood at the door just about to push the door when he heard a snoring sound from inside.

It seems that the man is asleep. She slapped the black cat again: "You, lie to me again." ”

The black cat whined a few words to express that he was very aggrieved, and said in a low voice: "Okay, everything is done?" ”

"It's done, the decree has been changed, just wait for the unlucky guy to deliver the decree tomorrow." The black cat raised its paws, "I actually like the feeling of being with the black cat now, being a cat is much more comfortable than being a minion." ”

Zengshou snorted: "You don't even know how you died, do you remember what it's like to be a slave?" ”

"I've never eaten pork and seen pigs run, squatting in the well of the palace, watching the eunuchs cautious and cautious one by one, I think I used to be such a person, I really want to be a cat forever, reincarnation, reincarnation, it's too hard, I don't want to. It's hard to be a man, meow. ”

The black cat whimpered a few times, and a drunk man drunkenly muttered: "Nasty, the cat is called spring." ”

In this way, the black cat god unknowingly replaced the holy decree, but in the end, the cat's paws were not as flexible as human hands, and the ayako on the side of the holy decree grabbed the hair, and King Rong was triumphant when he went out, who would have thought that someone (cat) would dare to change the holy decree.

Early the next morning, the soldiers of the Shenji Battalion began training, and Zengshou washed his face and smeared it on his face for a while, and the person in the mirror changed his face and became a well-behaved and cute little boy.

In the past, fox friends and dog friends praised one after another: "You are well-behaved, you are really likeable, who would have thought that Xiaoliu was dressed as a disgusting person." ”

Zengshou was annoyed: "Fart, sixth master, I am a nine-day ......" The words came to her mouth and swallowed, and her eyes rolled: "Let's make a bet, bet on whether King Rong's straw bag can see who I am, and I will greet me in person, do you bet or not?" “

King Rong and his cronies were all detained, and there were so many people in the Shenji Battalion, it was impossible to open them all, so only some people could stay in place, and some people would go to King Jingqin with Zengshou.

"It's better for you to stay here and I'll go back to the city."

Luo Fan persuaded.

Zengshou smiled: "It's like you're smarter than me." “

"I'm not as smart as you, but my martial arts are stronger than yours." Luo Fan said in a rough voice, "With your little chick body and the kung fu of a three-legged cat, if there is really a fight, you can avoid it." ”

He seemed to have regained the confidence he had when he first met, and he was stunned for a moment: "Okay, you, Luo Heizi, you're fat." Dare to cross with the sixth master. ”

"Little Liu, you keep saying that the sixth master, but after all, you are a daughter, I don't mean that you are not as good as a woman, but charging into battle, fighting and killing, this kind of thing, the man is still alive, how can I let you come forward? If I die, you will go again. ”

"Bah, crow's mouth, don't talk about this, we all have to live, live for a long time."

Although Luo Fan's words were rude, it made Zengshou's heart warm, she had been alone for too long, and it was rare to be cared for as a woman like this.