"What are you upstairs, I heard this song before, and my feet were so broken! The doctor asked me how I did it, I gave him the headphones, and then we were in the same room! ”

"I bet! The post-00s have never heard this song! ”

"Gon! I'm a post-00s, I've heard it! ”

Suddenly, everyone followed south for a burst of nostalgia.

As soon as the rhythm of the music is played.

Even people who were originally a little sleepy were instantly widened at this time, and their sleepiness disappeared at all.

", I'm also a post-00s!" Xiang Nan was not convinced.

Who was not a killer back then?

"Speaking of which, I have a story in my heart about this music."

Xiang Nan let out a long sigh, his tone extremely nostalgic.

“emm... I don't believe it! ”

"Believe it or not, let's not say it first, uncle, please tell your story, or that sentence, I will leave a rocket for you."

"Stay Rocket +1! If your story moves me, I'll get you a fan card for two and a half years! ”

"I bet it's going to be a vigorous and extremely poignant love story!"

Emperor Lin: I want to hear...

Xiang Nan brewed his emotions for a while, and took another sip of the lemonade sent by Xiaobei.

Only then did he slowly speak: "I think at our age, the most popular part of this song was in the ice rink." ”

"I remember very clearly, there were two groups of people fighting, a girl was knocked to the ground in the chaos, I hurriedly rushed up and hugged her to the corner, unfortunately was misunderstood by others, and slashed me in the back!"

"6666, my uncle is also a person with a story!"

"Hey, my uncle was so brave back then? Heroes save beauty? ”

"No pictures, send a photo of a knife wound to see?"

"And then, and then?"

Xiang Nan continued: "Later, I endured the severe pain and carried her to a safe place! Later we met, too... In love! ”

"When we're together, she likes to snuggle up in my arms and caress the scars on my back! I thought it was love until..."

"Until later, she followed a rich old man!"

Speaking of this, Xiang Nan's tone was instantly extremely sad, it was the voice of heartbreak...

"I step on a horse? Is this being greened? ”

"! This girl is too much of a thing, a good man like my uncle, it's hard to find a lantern! ”

"Poverty is the original sin, I feel the same way, grass! It's powdered! Get a card! ”

"And then? With the urine of the eldest brother, how can this thing be endured? ”

Emperor Lin: What happened later?

Lin Xuanran couldn't tell what it was like in his heart, but he just wanted to know what happened later.

"Later, on the day she got married, I went to the tattoo parlor and covered this scar with a little Peppa Pig!"

"From now on, there will be no more love in my world..."

The sound to the south became quieter and quieter, until at last there was a complete silence.

Just listening to the voice, one can feel the deep despair...

Emperor Lin: Not all girls are like that... Love, you still have to believe it!

"Love? Would you like a question about the handsome guy interviewing you? What's the problem? Do you believe in love? ... It's a bit complicated, so why don't we do it all over again? Okay, handsome man, can I interview you with a question? Get lost!! ”

"Uncle, don't be sad, this matter is over."

"Yes, Brother Nan, what do you want a girlfriend for, if you really need it, I'll lend you a night tonight."

"Get out! Uncle won't turn over your sign tonight! ”

Everyone comforted Xiang Nan for a while, and Xiao Lu Dan and some other local tyrants even raised a few rockets.

"Sad? , it's impossible to be sad, I'm not sad at all. ”

Xiang Nan suddenly changed his tone, and his head shook like a rattle.

Without waiting for everyone to ask questions, he said quickly: "Because the above story is all made up by me, hahaha!" ”

Everyone in the live broadcast room was instantly stunned.

While listening to the south-facing laughter in the headphones, there was a thumping sound mixed in between.

Even without a camera, they could imagine what it would be like for Xiang Nan to laugh and smash the table...

"I'm me, are you cheap?? Deceive Lao Tzu's feelings! ”

"Lose! Sorry for the old lady's tears!! ”

"I swear by my cock, and from now on I believe my uncle's words, and let my cock blow up!"

"I told you a long time ago, uncle's words, don't even believe half of the punctuation marks, I mean I didn't believe it from beginning to end."

"What a piece of! it! I thought I had met someone who was sick with me! ”

Just love the little boiled eggs: send rockets again, live chop dicks!

Emperor Lin: emm... I'll send!

Although she was speechless at Xiang Nan's teasing, when she learned that the story Xiang Nan told was fake, she exhaled for no reason, and her mood instantly jumped.

Lin Xuanran didn't say a word, and raised his hand to shoot one super rocket after another.

One shot after another, one shot was two thousand shark fins, and it took off more than ten rounds.

Anyway, in Lin Xuanran's world, she thinks that shark fin is infinitely sent, just a phone call.

"Thank you Sister Little Milk Tea, don't worry, if you need it one day, I will block the knife for you!" Xiang Nan swore solemnly.

Then, everyone talked for a while, and Xiangnan was ready to broadcast.

"Did you forget something?"

"Yes, I've been waiting for him to speak, he's going to die and won't admit it, right?"

"You may not know that my uncle's famous speech is not a word!"

"! I'm not convinced! If I say it to the south, it's the water that is spilled, when will it stop talking? Xiang Nan immediately answered.

"Then you said before, if that wave can't kill the little boiled egg, you will show your face in the live broadcast tomorrow?"

"Yes, yes, the water that spills out when you say it, and a mouthful of spit on the ground is a pit, do you recognize it?"

Xiang Nan scratched his head: "I must be a word when I speak!" But I didn't say that! ”

"Shameless! Shameless! Anchor, you're instigated! ”

"Open the door, the community sends warmth!"

"Doesn't my uncle often say that he is very handsome? It's not that we don't believe you, we just want to open our eyes! ”

"Show your face and send a rocket, and I'll send a super rocket with Xiaobei's face!"

"If I can make Xiao Beibei show her face, two tigers, I will open the emperor!"

Everyone was instigated for a while, and they all took various conditions to tempt the south!

But Xiang Nan didn't eat that set at all, and interpreted the shameless character to the extreme.

Soft and hard, don't eat oil and salt, don't get in, understand?

"It's not time, it's not time! Didn't you say that you can't show your face until you pay attention to a million? "Xiang Nan is not convinced.

"Don't be overdone with the anchor, okay, tell you the truth, what do you want?"

"That's right! What exactly do you want, uncle?? ”

"Even if you want to cute the concubine's WeChat account today, I will go and kneel for you to come over!"

"What I want, you don't understand." Xiang Nan's tone was a little faintly sad.

Emperor Lin: What do you want...