Chapter 2 Sitting on the beautiful men in the world
Sheng Zhu was rudely stuffed into a sedan chair by her two sisters-in-law, and then, a red hijab was thrown on her head, cutting off her view.
Immediately afterwards, I heard a loud shout from Xu Shi outside: "Quick, carry it away!" ”
Sheng bamboo black line, send the plague god what is this?
The sedan chair moved, shaking step by step, shaking so disgusting that she wanted to vomit, she closed her eyes, leaned against the sedan chair wall and calmed down.
When the rest was almost over, he began to tinker with the straw rope on his feet, fortunately, Mrs. Zhou hurt her daughter and didn't let it tie it too tightly, although the original owner was fat, her feet were small, and it didn't take long to break free. Then he pushed the veil outward, until the tip of his tongue was numb, and the handkerchief in his mouth was finally spit out.
Sheng Zhu felt much more comfortable.
Leaning against the wall of the car, she sighed, "What's this called?" ”
is a good chief pharmacist, seeing that he is about to gain fame and fortune, live in a villa and marry a beautiful man, and since then he has reached the peak of his life, and in the blink of an eye, it has all come to naught.
"Want to get to the top of your life?" A mechanical male voice suddenly sounded.
"Who?" Sheng Zhu was taken aback.
She looked around in the sedan chair and found no one.
Mechanical voice: "No need to look for it, host, I'm in your head." ”
Sheng Zhu: "...... Parasite? ”
The mechanical voice was silent for several seconds, and then the voice suddenly rose to a height, with a rush of anger: "Host, don't your conscience hurt to call a super-civilized system an ugly parasite?" ”
System? Or is it a super-civilization system?
Sheng Zhu's eyes lit up, isn't this a necessary artifact for people who travel through to make a fortune, abuse scum, slap their faces, and talk about love?
"What department are you in? Cultivating immortals? House fight? Ghost hunting? Or farming? "Judging from the general environment she is in now, the pastoral system is the most likely.
The system sneered: "Host, please don't compare the Orthodoxy with those low-level artificial intelligences, this is an insult to the Orthodoxy Chiguoguo." This system is a super-civilization system, and it is powerful beyond your imagination! ”
Such a?
Sheng Zhu was overjoyed, "Hurry up, untie the rope in my hand." "After tying up all the way, the blood is not smooth.
The system choked: "... This is something that the system can't do. ”
Sheng Zhu: "Then it's okay to turn into a chicken leg and come out, I'm dying of hunger." ”
The system began to irritable: "... The system can't be changed. ”
Sheng Zhu rolled his eyes: "This doesn't work, that doesn't work, what use do I want from you?" ”
The system finally went berserk: "...... I'm just a system, the purpose of the system is to provide assistance to the host, not everything is done for the host, the host just needs to lie down and win! What about the good scholars, but the IQ was lost when it crossed over? ”
Hey, it's still a poisonous tongue system, interesting.
Sheng Zhu changed his posture, and then opened his mouth calmly: "Then you can introduce yourself first, and I will decide whether to bind you or not after listening." ”
Soon, a virtual screen appeared in front of her eyes, and on the screen was a classroom, in tatters, without even a window. On the podium of the classroom, there stood a little boy who looked like he was four or five years old, with a round body, embarrassed eyebrows, mung bean eyes, and a small mouth that could hang an oil bottle.
The most special thing is that he only wears a cartoon pants.
Sheng Zhu snorted: "I said, you look too good, what did the person who designed you think in the first place?" ”
It's like a crayon Xiaoxin.,There's a sense of joy.。
The system was annoyed and angry, the little fat hand was forked on the waist without the slightest curve, and the voice was no longer a cold mechanical sound, but a soft and glutinous baby voice: "Bentong is the first handsome in the universe, you human beings, you have no aesthetics at all!" ”
It snorted angrily, picked up the baton from the lectern, and raised its little short hand to the blackboard, on which a few lines of words immediately appeared.
[Want to become a billionaire? Do you want to have a beautiful man in the world? Want to change the world because of you? Want to get to the top of your life? The pinnacle system, a unique creation from the super-civilized planets of the galaxy, will take you on a different life trajectory. So what are you waiting for? Hurry up and bind it! 】
It's really a very tempting advertising slogan, money, beauty, power, there are really not many people in this world who can refuse.
However, Sheng Zhu never believed in the pie falling from the sky, because those who believed in it were basically cheated in the end.
She raised her eyebrows, smiling: "What if I don't bind?" ”
"Not binding?" The system jumped, and Mung Bean's eyes widened, his face full of incredulity, "Don't you want to be a billionaire?" Don't you want to have the world's beautiful men? Don't want to go to the top of your life? ”
Sheng Zhu shrugged: "Money is a bastard, you can still make money if you don't have it, what do you want so much?" Besides, this is not a women-respecting society, not to mention the beautiful men in the world, just two, I have to be drowned by the spitting stars, don't pit me. ”
System: "......"
This is really the most rational and unmotivated host he has ever encountered.
Since the temptation is not good, then come hard and coerce.
"I'm telling you, if you don't bind your roots, your fate will be extremely miserable, don't regret it then!"
The old god Sheng Zhu was there, "Oh? Tell me, how tragic is it? ”
The system snorted coldly: "You will worship with a rooster; My husband died before they met; You took your three brother-in-law and sister-in-law to struggle in this world, and the second uncle was reported for cheating in scientific examinations, exiled to the frontier, and died of illness not long after; The third uncle got into a fight with someone, his leg was broken, and he was paralyzed for the rest of his life; The sister-in-law has been frail and sickly since she was a child, and she did not live past the age of ten; Because you are too ugly, you are despised and looked down upon, no one wants to remarry, and your mother's family does not want to see you, and you end up alone. ”
Sheng Zhu gasped: "I'll go, so miserable?" ”
No, how can she say that she is also a modern female doctor, and in ancient times, she was mixed like this?
She didn't believe it, and she didn't believe it when she was killed!
It must be the system that deliberately scares her in order to bind her.
Just as she was about to speak, the sedan chair suddenly fell to the ground, the door of the sedan car was opened, and a pair of rough hands reached in and pulled her down.
Poof, with a loud bang, dusty.
Sheng Zhu fell to the ground with his face, his red hijab flew away, his lips hit his teeth, and there was a smell of rust.
It hurts, it hurts.
Sheng Zhu, who has been feeling aggrieved since he crossed over, finally broke out at this moment.
She struggled to her feet up from the potholed dirt, then squinted at the perpetrator and kicked him over.
"Are you sick? Take medicine when you're sick! ”
If she was treated like this in modern times, she would have to let that person taste the dark pill she had made.