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"Linglong dice An red bean, do you know the lovesickness to the bones?"

The man with unearthly eyebrows fiddled with the red thread in his hand in boredom, and muttered in a low voice:

"Meng Po...... Joking...... Even the name is so compatible, and you dare not admit that it is a woman who is Lao Tzu? ”

With the legendary innate body, with the body of a mortal, the man is the only mortal immortal in the heavenly realm.

Born with good words and perverse behavior. Because of its epiphany under the bright moon, it is also named: the immortal under the moon!

Mortals preach and win the heavenly realm, and the immortals under the moon represent the faces of hundreds of millions of living beings in the world.

On the day of ascension, the Heavenly Court Council lasted all afternoon, and finally saw that the Jade Emperor Chrysostom opened it himself, and named him the Heavenly Marriage Division on the spot, and was in charge of the marriage of the Three Realms.

Marriage Division, in addition to the real power of not leading troops to participate in politics, this name is not small, and the Jade Emperor has really given enough face to hundreds of millions of living beings in the world.

"Lao Tzu knows!"

The man was dressed in white, full of ruffianism, and hugged his fist at the Jade Emperor to receive the order.

"Hiss......" All the immortals present gasped, how could the immortals under the moon who had just risen so unorthodox? Today is his own canonization ceremony.

The Jade Emperor, who was sitting on the stage, frowned, looking uncomfortable.

"Haha~"

But in this regard, the man in white did not think so, and said again with a smile: "Is there anything else going on with everyone?" If not, Lao Tzu will go first, I haven't seen the new mansion of the heavenly realm yet, and my heart is very itchy~"

"I saw you for the first time today, and we talked very happily, if Lao Tzu has any rudeness in the future, I hope everyone will bear with me."

“......”

After the man finished speaking, he immediately broke through the air and galloped away.

"Nonsense, it's nonsense!"

"The immortal under the moon is simply lawless, he is so arrogant as soon as he ascends, he doesn't take the heavenly realm in his eyes at all!"

The Lingxiao Hall exploded in an instant, and all the immortals began to speak one after another:

"Yes, arrogant!"

"It's really no politeness!"

"The immortals who came up in the world are really inferior!"

“......”

The Jade Emperor pondered for a moment, and then opened his mouth to suppress the noise of everyone: "Okay! ”

"The immortals under the moon have just ascended, and they don't understand the rules of the heavenly realm, so don't discuss it anymore~"

"Let's disperse today."

Seeing this, all the immortals hurriedly surrendered their hands and echoed in unison: "The Jade Emperor is wise! ”

But no matter what he said, the immortals above the hall that day included the Jade Emperor in their hearts, and the immortals under the moon had already been equated with inferiority.

But it doesn't matter, the position of the marriage department that was originally given to him is a name, an immortal who has no real power to lead troops to participate in politics, who will be idle and have nothing to do to trouble him?

But who would have thought that the immortal himself seemed to be a 'idle' person under the moon, after turning his mansion, he began to wander around the heavenly realm, with the big hat of his marriage division, running westward, ordinary heavenly soldiers did not dare to stop, came to which immortal mansion, they also had to put out a ceremonial reception, the most important thing is that people are not polite to anyone, enter the mansion should eat and drink, see strange treasures, open your mouth to beg.

Anyway, you are an immortal, your mouth is open, and you want to ask for a pendant, how can you not bear to cut your love?

No, it hasn't been a day since he took office, and the Jade Emperor received a large pile of participation about the immortals under the moon, and he flipped a few times at will, which was nothing more than some trivial things to report his character.

In this regard, the Jade Emperor rubbed his temples, but only gave the will to pay less attention to this person, after all, there is no explicit law on the heavenly rules that bind the character of immortals.

You can't just change the rules just because of such a trivial matter!

The immortals who secretly received the will sighed in their hearts, and their feelings were really barefoot this time and they were not afraid to wear shoes, huh~ If you can't move, can't we still hide?

The next day, that is, the second day of the immortal on the moon, all the immortals seemed to have premeditated, and there were small plaques in front of the mansion that were not suitable for seeing guests.

But don't say it, this trick is really in charge, anyway, I didn't receive a participation in the moon immortals that day. The Jade Emperor, who was slightly relieved, breathed a sigh of relief, and finally began to deal with other government affairs.

Out of sight and out of mind, as for what the moon immortal who ate the closed door would think or where he would go again, the Jade Emperor didn't have much to worry about...... I thought that the matter would end here, and the moon immortal would be in the heavenly realm in the future.

But who would have thought that on the third day of his tenure, the Jade Emperor's heart was stirred up again.

The laws of the heavenly realm are determined, and all new immortals must be sealed by the heavenly court, travel through the world, and visit the underworld. These three steps can be regarded as truly ranking in the immortal class.

But this law is up to now, in fact, as long as it is sealed in the heavenly court, it is already recognized as an immortal class, and the other two are just a formality to announce that there is another immortal in the heavenly realm. There is no other reason, when will it be the turn of the heavenly realm to seal the immortals in the human world and the underworld.

But if you go through the scene, you have to go, if one day, the new immortal goes down to earth or goes to the underworld, and the world can't even recognize it, then it will be embarrassing, this is the face of the heavenly realm!

Therefore, this piece of heaven is really very frivolous.

The immortal under the moon took office for three days, and on the first day, the heavenly court was sealed, although some small details were a little unorthodox, but the past has passed. On the second day, traveling to the world was exempted, and the immortals under the moon were mortals and immortals, and he didn't have to go to the world anymore when he came up from the mortal world.

And on the third day, Hades visited him. This is where the matter is, and it is also where the Jade Emperor is worried, after the immortal under the moon came back from the underworld, he didn't know what kind of wind he smoked, and he wanted others to call him Yue Lao, and he had to change his name inexplicably!

It's the first case in 10,000 years! Whatever happened, he gave him a start.

Although it has never been stipulated in the Heavenly Rules, immortals are not allowed to change their names without authorization, but they can ...... The problem is that no immortal has ever made such a request!

You must know that the name is extraordinary, it basically follows the teacher, if you change it without permission, isn't it to deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors?

However, with the body of a mortal, the immortal under the moon who ascended to the Acquired Dao was an exception. The origin of the name is only because of its epiphany under the bright moon.

"That's it, that's it, if he wants to change it, change it!" The Jade Emperor looked irritable, and waved his hand at Tai Bai Xing: "Tell the Marriage Division that the name can only be changed this time, please be careful!" ”

"The Jade Emperor is wise~" Tai Bai Xing bowed his hand and left the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.

......

"Meng Po...... Joking...... Even the name is so compatible, and you dare not admit that it is a woman who is Lao Tzu? ”

I don't know how long later, he lost his mind and was awakened by a crisp voice.

"Immortal, this is the tea soup sent by Meng Po today."

"Hahaha, it's really punctual every day!"

He took the tea and drank it all, and then carefully held the empty bowl in the palm of his hand, his eyes burning like peach blossoms after rain.

"Even if you drink another hundred bowls, Lao Tzu will remember you!"

......

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It is rumored that that year, Meng Po was extremely beautiful and moving, and Yue Lao was never a defeated dog, let alone a white one......

(End of chapter)

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