"I was almost caught up by the woman at that time, and after a lot of hard work, I finally boarded the bus."

"I got in the car and found a place for Xiaobei, I just stood up, looked down, I grass! Right next to my feet, there's fifty dollars!! ”

"I didn't have time to react, I didn't have time to think, my brain didn't have time to give instructions, I stepped forward and stepped on it with my big foot of No. 43, and the whole bus shook three times."

"I didn't move at the time, just like Dunshan opened a big move and stuck to the ground, and the thunder couldn't move!"

"Don't ask why my feet are so big, long-legged Oba, tall feet can't match? You give Yao Xiaoming a test on Uncle Pan Shortjiang's feet, he can't stand steadily! ”

"Let's talk about the fifty dollars! What is this, can you not fly to the windfall? Anyway, I must have asked for it, and Xiaobei asked me what was wrong at that time, and I didn't look back. ”

"It's been like this for a while, almost a few tens of seconds! A big brother next to me slapped me with his hand, but I didn't pay attention to it, and he slapped me again. ”

"I wondered, he shouldn't have seen me stepping on money, right? So I went back and asked him what he was doing. ”

He stretched out his hand and pointed to my feet and said, "Dude, don't step on it, you dropped the fifty dollars yourself..."

"I'm TM... I dropped... At that time, I could only throw a charming smile to hide my embarrassment, and then used my height of more than 1.8 meters, bent down slightly, and picked up the money. ”

At the end, Xiang Nan did not forget to emphasize again that he was a long-legged Oba.

"Hahahaha! I'm grassy, this hanging, this hanging, I haven't heard of it, I haven't heard of it! ”

"I've already helped you think about how to spend this ill-gotten gain, why did you tell me that you dropped it yourself?"

"Do you want to get rich overnight, do you want to go out and pick up money? So what are you waiting for! Come, give me your money, and I'll quietly put it on your way to the bus! ”

"I really want to meet Brother Nan and see what kind of strange guy he is, there must be no shortage of joy."

"The face base is fake, but coveting Xiaobei is real, right? Rivals in love, draw your sword and help me take care of my second uncle! ”

smashed down two paragraphs in a row, and the atmosphere in the live broadcast room instantly reached its peak.

As Xiang Nan said, they came to have fun, not to watch tragic TV series.

So, happiness has to come first.

Happiness is the end of it, isn't it?

Xiang Nan glanced at his phone and couldn't help but complain, this special update speed is really slow.

It's slower than yesterday's skill that is as steady as Tarzan!

"Reminder, if the host needs a tree, the system can plant a few for the host."

"What do you mean, I think you're mocking me." Xiang Nan was stunned for a moment.

"How big is the ROM and RAM of the host's mobile phone, and the host doesn't have any points in his heart?"

Xiang Nan blinked: "I don't have any money!" ”

"Then can the host tell the money by telling a joke? Fight the king, you know? ”

The system is really like a stern mentor, spurring forward to the south all the time.

Xiang Nan still hasn't figured out why the system has such a deep obsession with the glory of kings.

"But my king hasn't updated!" The rhetoric to the south is convincing.

“......”

"Activate the system accessibility function, increase the ROM of the host phone to 512G, and increase the RAM of the host phone to 18G."

When Xiang Nan heard this, the whole person was directly stunned.

Then I saw that countless stars and lights appeared in the air.

These dots of light eventually turned into a blue fluorescence, enveloping the entire phone on the desktop.

"Huh!" The blue light kept rising.

"The host phone upgrade is complete."

After a few moments, the sound of the system rang out.

"I'm going to it!!"

Xiang Nan jerked up from his chair and grabbed his phone.

Because he was too surprised, this voice was shouted directly, and everyone in the live broadcast room was a little confused.

Why are you telling jokes, why are you still scolded?

Could it be that the fifty dollars were finally picked up by someone else?

But Xiang Nan didn't have time to explain anything to them now, so he grabbed his phone and flipped through it for a while.

"I'll go, memory 512, storage 18? Is this special, really improved? ”

"And my screen, what about my crack? What about the heart-shaped crack that I specially knocked out.,It's gone?? ”

"I said! I especially know that you can definitely affect reality, and you are still hiding with Lao Tzu! ”

When he saw the changes in his mobile phone, Xiang Nan was stunned.

At this moment, the appearance of the mobile phone has not changed much, but the broken screen has been restored.

But the hardware performance inside has really improved too many times.

Memory and memory double upgrade, open the software to the south, and the speed is smooth.

Let's just say that in the past, when Xiangnan's mobile phone hit the king, if you dared to go back and watch a news or something.

When he returns, there's an 88 percent chance that he'll stop running.

But now, Xiang Nan casually opened a few programs to hang in the background, and there was nothing wrong at all!

Strong! That's so strong!

He thought before that after the system was continuously strengthened and upgraded, more functions would be unlocked, and there would definitely be a day when it would affect reality.

It's just that Xiang Nan didn't expect it to come so quickly.

Even a hardware device like a mobile phone can be directly changed, which is too strong?

"If it can't affect reality, then the host is still a scumbag." The voice of the system rang out slowly.

Xiang Nan patted his head, yes, that physique enhancement card, can't you improve your physique in reality?

Awesome! Xiang Nan sighed inwardly.

He thought before, with such a system, only to play games, is it a bit of a loss?

Now it seems that there will definitely be something in the future!

Let's just say that now, the download speed that was slow before is now starting to skyrocket.

The blue loading bar has increased its speed several times.

Looking at this, it will take three minutes at most, no, it will be downloaded in thirty seconds at most.

"The cost of this upgrade: the praise is worth 21 points."

Just when Xiang Nan was nourishing, the system gave Xiang Nan a head start.

"I'm on you... Forget it, 21 points are not a loss, it is a matter of 21 compliments. "Xiang Nan's first reaction is to be open.

Later, I thought about it like this, this time I should have earned it myself, so I simply let go of the system once.

"The phone is not stuck today, get ready to watch Ben's long-legged Oba five kills!" Xiang Nan proudly held up the microphone.

"I just want to ask, my uncle has repeatedly emphasized that he is a long-legged Oba, do you dare to show your face?"

"My sister has a piece of paper, ask for it! Ask for a face! ”

"Uncle brother said, I have an agreement with the platform, and if I don't have 990,000 subscriptions, then I will definitely not show my face!"

"Please spare me, I see the word Joe now... Hey, not this time? But when I see anything about it, I want to cry. ”

"Upstairs, it's the big brother who carries the tank and runs on the first F button? Surprise! actually ran to the live broadcast room of my eldest brother, and my eldest brother can blow this matter for three years. ”

Xiang Nan was very speechless.

is a good-looking anchor.

Now that they're all cold to ice slag, can you let them go?

"I'm an anchor, I don't have feelings, I'm poor jingle, I don't have the money to buy a camera."

Xiang Nan patted his chest and asked himself, he really didn't lie, he really didn't have the money to buy a camera before.

"Whew! Swish! ”

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