Chapter 4 The cuckoo does not sing
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Meng Po: In the previous life, the queen of the Western Zhou Dynasty, Shen, and the queen of You, favored Bao Xi and deposed her...... After the death of the Youwang, he killed himself and followed him all the way to the underworld......
Yin Tianzi: In the previous life, Ji Gongyan, the king of the Western Zhou Dynasty, smiled at the princes of the beacon fire, so that the country was ruined, and then went to the underworld to govern for more than a thousand years, and sat on the throne of the Son of Heaven by a duckweed ghost......
"Interesting~"
Yue Lao looked at the book in his hand, and the corners of his mouth slowly hooked up a touch of arc, and he couldn't see the joy and sorrow: "Bring the wine!" ”
"Take the joy wine brewed by Lao Tzu!"
"Okay, Immortal~"
As soon as the words fell, the little scholar staggered over with a big wine jar in his arms.
"Hmm." He took it and put it under the acacia tree, and Yue Lao nodded: "The hour is almost up, make a pot and put it in it." Lao Tzu's woman should be almost there. ”
Bang~
When the little scholar heard this, he immediately pulled out the altar stopper, and in an instant, the rich aroma of wine rushed out to the sky, and it was extremely mellow...... Extremely soft......
The breeze blows, and an acacia flower falls lightly.
Looking at the pure and impurity-free joy wine in the altar, the little scholar put the jade fat wine jug that had been prepared into it with great care.
Start with a cool, full pot of joyful wine. Yue Lao grinned and said: "Lao Tzu only knew that this joy wine was actually created by Ji Gongyan, and he smiled for Bo Bao back then, and it was really painstaking!" ”
"Wouldn't the immortal give this wine to Meng Po...... Haha~"
"Haha~"
The little scholar glanced at him and instantly understood.
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Although Meng Po's love-breaking tea soup had no effect on Yue Lao, the attitudes of the Jade Emperor and Yin Tianzi towards this matter were surprisingly consistent.
If one bowl doesn't work, drink two bowls, and if two bowls don't work, drink three bowls...... You have to drink it until you forget about it!
"Mother-in-law~ This is a rare year-old peach in the heavenly realm for thousands of years, and Lao Tzu specially picked it for you." After Yue Lao took the tea soup, he stuffed the peach in his hand into Meng Po's arms.
Feeling Yue Lao's burning gaze, Meng Po frowned slightly, a white light flashed under her eyes, and she looked at the person in front of her, and the moment the two made eye contact, the light in her eyes suddenly became trance.
Gollum ~ Gollum ~
The old man drank the tea soup as soon as he drank it: "Mother-in-law, see you tomorrow~"
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Holding a red thread in his hand, unique and spiritless.
Meng Po's tea soup didn't work for him, and his red thread didn't have spiritual power for Meng Po.
Yue Lao still clearly remembers the scene when he first met in the underworld that day, and tried in vain to wrap the tea bowl with red thread. With a single touch, his red thread was completely nullified. At that moment, Sanhua was in chaos, and Zhou Tian was shaken.
Pull out most of the red line from your waist and whip your head forward? Hehe~ The ending of that battle can actually be imagined, before the underworld ushered in a ghost named Fan Wusheng, Ji Gongyan was really invincible!
It may or may not be intentional. But whether it's intentional or not, it doesn't matter anymore. As he himself said, he liked Meng Po that day, not because of how beautiful Meng Po was and how delicious the tea soup was, but because the underworld was very cold and windy, and the red thread in his hand just wrapped around the bowl.
Yes, the underworld is really cold, so cold that there is no human touch, and the Yin Tianzi who came over in an instant is extremely cold, and the golden light in his hand makes him a little breathless.
Yes, the wind in the underworld is really strong, and the warm smell of tea soup blows from afar, and Meng Po, who looks back from the window, touches his heart.
The invisible Pi Lian exploded in mid-air, and it also exploded in his heart. At that moment, a demonic wind suddenly blew, and an ancient god whispered four words in his ear:
Doomed!
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"Mother-in-law~ This is the hairpin that Lao Tzu begged for from Tai Bai Xing yesterday, you must look good when you wear it."
"Come, Lao Tzu will help you bring it~"
"Mother-in-law~ This is the beauty pill that Taishang Laojun has just refined......"
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"Mother-in-law, have you finished drinking the wine, Lao Tzu will bring you a pot again."
"It's okay, Lao Tzu has a lot of happy wine there, not to mention that it can't be brewed again at any time."
“......”
"Lao Tzu tells you to take it, you will take it!"
"Oh, mother-in-law, please take it~"
"Just this once, one last time."
“......”
Under the Acacia Tree,
The drunken old moon called the little scholar to move the altar of wine, and after drinking the tea and soup every day, oh no, after seeing Meng Po every day, he would get drunk.
In this regard, the little scholar has long been surprised.
Looking at the wine that was poured again, Yue Lao squinted and smiled: "Lao Tzu asked you something." ”
"Listening, the immortal asked."
"You say, what if this cuckoo doesn't sing?" Raising his head and drinking the wine in the middle of the wine, the old man of the moon said quietly.
"Cuckoo? The cuckoo doesn't chirp? The little scholar couldn't figure out for a while, where is this, the bullshit cuckoo loves to sing or not, how can he know.
But no matter what he thinks in his heart, he still has to do his work in place, but seeing that the little scholar's eyebrows are furrowed at the moment, his face is tormented, as if he is desperately thinking about the answer.
Half a ring, estimating that the time was almost up, the little scholar sighed, and then spoke: "Return to the immortals...... Subordinate...... My subordinates don't know. ”
Yue Lao stroked the unique soulless red thread in his hand and murmured, "Wait for it to sing!" ”
"Wait for it? That's right! If the cuckoo doesn't chirp, wait for it to chirp! The little scholar's expression was like an empowerment, and he suddenly realized: "Immortal talent, immortal talent~"
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"Mother-in-law, what do you guess this is?"
"On the way I just came, Lao Tzu picked it up~"
"Oh, mother-in-law, you can take it."
"Lao Tzu promises that this will be the last time."
"~Mother-in-law, are you in a bad mood today?"
"Take the mother-in-law, needless to say, your joy wine must have been drunk, hehe~ Do you feel that Lao Tzu knows everything. Don't worship Lao Tzu~"
"Mother-in-law, look, this is the new costume of the heavenly court, will Lao Tzu be so ugly in it."
"Hey, I'm so angry with Lao Tzu today, do you know how stupid that giant spirit god is? Lao Tzu will go back to him in a while to get the most disgusting marriage, hum! ”
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"Haha, mother-in-law, do you remember the giant spirit god that Lao Tzu told me last month? Today, he will apologize to Lao Tzu......"
"Yue Lao, don't say it, you won't forget it at all, you will only fall deeper and deeper if you continue like this."
"From now on, let your scholar come and get tea and soup every day." Dressed in gorgeous clothes, Meng Po turned around and left, without the slightest nostalgia. It's not that the moon is old enough to be good, but it's ...... Great.
It's outrageous, it's scary. Meng Po never thought that there could be people in the world who knew her better than herself!
can casually say her various preferences, can perceive her every inadvertent look, can understand her every moment of desire to speak, and even know the trace of extreme in her heart......
Therefore, it is not so much that she is afraid that Yue Lao will fall deeper and deeper, but that she is afraid that she will fall into it.
"That'...... Lao Tzu can still send you ...... in the future Forget it, you didn't say it's okay~" Yue Lao was stunned and stood in place, his figure extremely lonely.
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I don't know how long later, he lost his mind and was awakened by a crisp voice.
"Immortal, this is the tea soup sent by Meng Po today."
"Hahaha, it's really punctual every day!"
"Did Lao Tzu's bracelet give it away?"
"Sent out the immortals~"
"Well, that's good." Yue Lao nodded, took the tea soup and drank it all, and then carefully held the empty bowl in the palm of his hand, his eyes burning like peach blossoms after rain.
"Even if you drink another hundred bowls, Lao Tzu will remember you!"
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Yue Lao said that during that time, he drank all day long, thought about Meng Po all night long, and his thoughts turned into lovesick rain in the sky.
The acacia tree bloomed, and every time the acacia flower bloomed, he was drunk to death......
(End of chapter)
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