Chapter 36: Scared of Pee

I saw Mrs. Yan sitting on a bench in the courtyard, looking like an old feudal monarch; Shen Furong stood behind her, like a little maid, and the grandparents and grandchildren pretended to be X, which was quite like that.

On the ground, there were bits and pieces of things, including the clothes she had bought a few days ago, a few vegetables, and white flour, and even the pheasants and hares that had been left behind in the morning.

Lai's crossed his waist with one hand and pointed at Shen Zheng in front of him with the other, foaming at the mouth and impassioned, as if he had done something unreasonable.

“... The ungrateful white-eyed wolf, not to mention honoring his own grandmother, but treating the sister-in-law who just entered the door as a mother, did she give birth to you or raised you, I think she poured you ecstasy soup, right? Stupid thing that doesn't understand the smell of shit! ”

The young man was so angry that he gasped violently, his eyes were wide but he didn't dare to move, he only clutched the bag of rice, and the green tendons on the back of his hand were exposed, obviously he had endured it to the extreme.

"Whew-"

The white eyebrows guarding Shen Xi's side pricked up two ears, his front legs were bent, his teeth were bared, and he let out a low roar of shock, as if he was about to burst out and hurt people at any time.

"What's the matter, a brute can't rebel too? Beware of me skinning your dog! Lai didn't put the white eyebrows in his eyes at all, and pointed at Shen Xi and scolded, "Dead girl, your grandmother is still sitting here, but you are crying over there, obviously you can't see your grandmother." At a young age, his mind is so vicious, and he doesn't know who he learned it from! ”

Who did you learn from, that's a strange question.

In addition to the four brothers and sisters in the second room of the Shen family, there is only one Sheng who has just married in, so he naturally learned from her.

The onlookers of the village talked a lot, some were upset about the second room, some thought that Lai's was reasonable, and more were watching the excitement, wishing that the two families would fight.

Sheng Zhu couldn't bear it, strode in, put the vegetable basket on his arm on the ground, didn't look at Mrs. Yan, and ignored Lai's and Shen Furong, first appeased Shen Xi and let her enter the house, saving her from seeing these bad scenes and polluting her eyes and soul.

Then, he calmly said to Shen Zheng: "Third brother, go and invite the village chief and the patriarch grandfather over." Don't be afraid, there is a sister-in-law for big things, and no one wants to bully us! ”

The boy almost burst into tears.

The brothers are not there, and the younger sister is sick and weak, so he has to support his backbone to withstand the pressure of filial piety, just to protect the family's rations, but how helpless he is in his heart, only he knows.

Shen Zheng swallowed the choking in his throat and nodded vigorously, "Got it, sister-in-law!" He turned around and ran out.

Yan Pozi's drooping eyebrows and eyes were stretched, and her cold gaze fell on Sheng Zhu.

This granddaughter-in-law was married by her who spent the coffin book and finally bought the talents in the yamen, thinking that she was an ugly and lazy fool who could add to Shen Li's cheap bones.

Unexpectedly, it was also a thorn in the head.

First, she used her hands and feet in the food, causing her to vomit and diarrhea, and now she doesn't know how to earn money, not to mention the family's delicious and spicy food, but she still wants to buy land.

Phew, think beautifully!

Mrs. Yan opened her mouth leisurely: "Daughter-in-law, what are you doing?" Your mother-in-law is gone, and your eldest aunt is disciplining San Lang and the four girls on their behalf, teaching them the truth of being a human being, which is a good heart, don't be mistaken, and treat kindness as a donkey's liver and lungs. ”

Kind? When did "kindness" become an excuse for bullying?

Sheng Zhu wanted to laugh a little, he had lived two lifetimes, and it was the first time he had heard such a fallacy.

"That's what Grandmother said." She raised the corners of her lips, but there was coldness in her smile, "The eldest aunt is really a bodhisattva, if she is happy, she will come to discipline her, and if she is unhappy, she will also come to discipline her, and then collect some discipline fees and go back, it is really hard, I believe that my mother-in-law is under Jiuquan, and she will also thank my aunt for her eight generations of ancestors!" ”

Burst! The crowd didn't know who farted or who laughed.

Lai's slender and mean face was red and black, black and white, and he rushed forward with a snort, wanting to tear Sheng Zhu's mouth that didn't spit out half of the dirty words, but could anger people.

Sheng Zhu calmly took two steps back.

The white eyebrows next to him were already ready to attack, and when they saw this, they immediately pounced forward, knocking Lai's whole body to the ground, and then pressed her chest with one paw, lowered his head and bit her neck.

Lai's soul was scattered, his eyes rolled, and he fainted.

"Ah!!h

The screams shook the sky, and the timid ones in the onlookers hurriedly covered their eyes, and the bold ones were also frightened, and the two trembled.

"Oh my God! That ugly dog is crazy! ”

"It's over, it's over, it's going to kill someone!"

"Let's go pull it away, maybe it's not dead yet!"

"Cut, what's the use of moving your mouth just by moving your mouth, you're not afraid of death..."

Mrs. Yan also stood up in shock, for fear that the mad dog would bite one to death and pull someone to Lai's companion, so she retreated in a panic, and pushed Shen Furong in front of her.

Shen Furong screamed: "Mother! ”

She rushed forward to kick the dog away, but the gaze of the white eyebrows that emitted a cold light immediately made her tremble with fright, and she didn't dare to move even a step.

Then, in full view, he peed his pants.

White eyebrows: "......"

Everyone: "......"

There are strange things every year, especially this year, and there are many girls to be married who are scared by dogs, and it is the first time I have heard of being scared by dogs.

It's a pity, I'm afraid it's hard for this girl to talk about being a good person in the future...... Everyone felt sorry and gloated in their hearts.

Shen Furong was so ashamed that she couldn't raise her head, covered her face and cried, she didn't care whether her mother was dead or alive, she twisted her body and ran outside, crying and shouting as she ran: "Ugly monster, you wait!" I'm going back to tell my dad and my brother, duh! ”

Snort, you just tell your grandfather that I'm not afraid... Sheng Zhu was secretly funny, seeing that the play was almost done, it was time to end.

She coughed softly.

Bai Mei understood in seconds, and immediately relieved his mouth. Then, the paw was taken off Lai's chest, rubbed it on the ground, and then ran to the basin in the corner of the yard to drink frantically.

Vomit... Salty to death, has that woman's neck not been washed for hundreds of years?!

Everyone hurriedly looked at Lai Shi on the ground.

There was no blood on Lai's neck, not even a broken skin, and it was obvious that he was not bitten to death.

Mrs. Yan glared at Sheng Zhu angrily, "Sheng's family, you set the dog to commit murder and murder the elders, and the evidence of the crime is conclusive, aren't you afraid that I will go to the yamen to sue you?" ”

Sheng Zhu smiled, without the slightest fear, and said: "Grandmother, I don't understand this, the eldest aunt is fine, you have to say that she was murdered, isn't this a blame?" I've heard that it's also illegal to blame others. ”

Without waiting for Mrs. Yan to get angry, she had already walked over and pinched Lai's person hard, and Lai's sat up with a snort.