"Jokes? What is it? ”

"A joke is a joke!" Mo Yan smiled: "A child asked his mother: Why did you marry your father back then?" Mom said: Mom was blind back then. The child asked his father again: Why is our family so poor? Dad said: Our family's money is all for your mother's eyes! ”

"Haha......" After a loud laugh: "What is Dad?" ”

"Dad is the meaning of the father, and the mother is the mother! There is also the meaning that a daughter-in-law is a wife, a lady, an insider, and a husband is a husband and a husband. ”

"Oooh!"

"Let's tell another joke: the daughter-in-law is doing housework at home, and the husband is lying on the sofa with his legs crossed and playing with his mobile phone. The child suddenly said: Dad, you are so amazing, I really admire you! Dad asked: Why?

The child said: You really have the ability, you have married such a good wife, you can cook, you can do housework, you can make money, and you are beautiful. What a compliment. Daddy is proud! The child looked up and said to his mother, "Mom, you can't do it, look what you married......"

"Ahaha......"

"A buddy, I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau early in the morning, and I had to divorce my daughter-in-law. The staff asked: What kind of divorce, this early in the morning, live a good life! My buddy said, "I went home last night and told her a joke, and she didn't laugh." The staff said: Stay and go, just because of this, what is this, nonsense, you can't leave. The buddies are crying: she is not laughing! Fuck, a man under the bed couldn't hold back and smiled......"

"Wahaha......"

"Ahem......"

"Vomit ......"

"Oops." Mo Yan was frightened when he heard this voice: "Hey, are you okay?" ”

There was no response, and she waited for a long time, but there was still no sound.

"Hey, husband, did he really die laughing?"

"Impossible......"

"The Lord of the Rings? How is that possible? The old man's broken voice sounded again, causing them to take a few steps back.

"Grandpa, that's also my friend, a good friend." How do others know about the Lord of the Rings here?

"Come back, I'll get you back." There was a thunderous roar, and the whole mountain shook.

"Ah......" Mo Yan also jumped up in fright.

"Doll, don't be afraid, come here, I won't hurt you." The voice suddenly became cautious.

Mo Yan shook his head, but Ling Tian nodded at her, because he knew that the people in the mountain were too lonely, too lonely, and he understood this kind of pain.

"I like to hear your jokes, will you sit with me?" The voice was pleading.

"Well, as long as you promise not to hurt my friend, I'll sit with you."

"Great, I'll feed you and give you my pet to play with."

Before Mo Yan could sit down, a huge hand stretched out from the top of the mountain, the thumb and index finger of that hand were thicker than the cylinder just now, not to mention how thick his arm was.

"Doll, this is a good thing, but you can't eat too much!"

Mo Yan saw that there was something like a tree branch between his thumb and index finger.

"Little Dragon, catch it."

Dragons?

How did he know that Ling Tian was a dragon?

The branch-like thing fell, and Ling Tian caught it.

It was a fruit that looked like a gourd, but it was only the size of a palm, and its whole body was blood-red.

"Doll, eat quickly, eat it and you will become stronger."

"Really?" Mo Yan has always wanted to become stronger, but people are too lazy.

Ling Tian picked one and sniffed it and handed it to her: "Eat it, this is more delicious than strange." ”

Mo Yan opened his mouth and took a bite, sweet and a little sour, the fruit was full, and the water was also sufficient, strangely there was no core in it.

"Is it delicious? Doll. "Ask cautiously.

"It's delicious, it's just too little, you're so stingy, only give four fruits?" She counted the four fruits on the branches.

"Doll, this is for the two of you, you can only eat two in ten days, and you can't eat two in a row!"

"What happens if you eat two in a row?" Mo Yan still wanted to eat one.

"Bang, my stomach is going to explode."

"Grandpa, you're lying, unless your fruit is a bomb?"

"What's a bomb?"

"Uh......"

All right!

I feel like I've told him too much, and I haven't been rescued yet!

"Big brother, help......" Wang Yishen was chased and bitten by a black dog.

"Mastiff, it's quiet." The voice was like that of an old man soothing his barking dog.

"Damn, it's called a ghost mastiff?" Wang Yishen ran over to help Ling Tian gasp for air.

"Grandpa, is the ghost mastiff a black Tibetan mastiff?" Mo Yan saw the ghost mastiff lying on the edge of the mountain, sticking out his tongue and licking it.

"I don't know what you're talking about Tibetan mastiffs? But the mastiff has always been with me. ”

"Hey, Mo Yan, see someone there?" Wang Yishen watched for a long time, but didn't see anyone.

"Brother Wang, give you the fruit." She plucked a fruit and gave it to him.

"Stinky boy, where did you get the ring in your hand?" Suddenly, the face of an old man appeared on the mountain wall, staring at him with a pair of red eyes.

"I, I don't know?" Wang Yishen was so frightened that he retreated.

"Grandpa, he's my best friend, don't freak him out, have something to say."

"Doll, why do you have so many friends, you are a woman, it is very important to understand the name of a woman."

"Poof......" Mo Yan spurted three liters of blood into the sky.

Women's names are not important in this day and age, right?

Rarely, Ling Tian was also nodding at her, expressing his strong agreement.

"You put your hand over to me to take a look, I didn't expect to see the Lord of the Rings again......"

How dare Wang Yishen go over, he shook his head and did not advance but retreated.

"Oops......" Unexpectedly, he only took a few steps back, but his whole body moved forward uncontrollably.

Moreover, his left hand also stretched out, and he looked at Ling Tian, hoping that he could save him.

"Although this ring has confessed to the Lord, it has not been opened?"

"Grandpa, do you know how to open the ring?" Mo Yan became more and more interested in this person trapped in the mountain.

"Of course I do."

Can you imagine the face of an old man blowing his beard and glaring at a mountain wall, is it cute or terrifying?

"Hehe, then you take off that ring and give it to me, how can I use it again?"

"Mo Yan, don't you cheat brother?" Wang Yishen listened to her words and became anxious.

"This ring is not fun, if you don't get it right, it will backfire, I'll give you something better, you wait, I'll look for it, where to put it?" Why can't you touch ......?"

Mo Yan stretched his neck and waited for something good, and there was no sound for a long time, and even the face on the mountain wall became lighter and lighter, until it disappeared.

"Big brother, who is this?" Wang Yishen patted his frightened heart and walked to his side.

Ling Tian glanced at him and whispered, "An old monster from the abyss. ”

"What...... Is it? He was so frightened that he almost jumped.

"I found it, I found it, there are too many treasures, so I have to look for it for a long time."

Wow, there are too many babies, send me more!

Mo Yan looked at the face that appeared on the mountain wall, and jumped up with excitement.

"Doll, this chain is for you, do you like it?"

A huge hand stretched out from above, with a chain hanging from her fingers, and she reached out to catch it.