Chapter 16: Just Laugh! I'm going to make you laugh
Chen Qiaoyun took the box with a puzzled expression, and the eyes of the people around him widened, and they all hurriedly urged, "Qiaoyun, open it and take a look, open it and let us see what it is?" ”
Chen Qiaoyun nodded in the midst of everyone's coaxing, opened the box, and ...... the next moment
"Wow!"
Everyone was fried, and even Chen Qiaoyun was stunned.
"It's actually a concert ticket for the king!"
"Oh my God, I didn't get it after waiting in line for a day yesterday."
"Qiaoyun, I envy you so much!"
"Boss, you're too partial, give Qiaoyun such a good gift, we don't have anything?"
"Hey, people are the boss's sweetheart, what are you?"
Everyone expressed envy, jealousy and hatred, and even Zhang Cuilan was stunned. At this moment, looking at Zhang Youfu's eyes, it was really kind as if he was his own son.
She always wanted to go, but she couldn't afford the money and couldn't get a ticket.
This friend is rich and has a way and connections!
Hey, it's really better than people to die, and goods have to be thrown away!
Zhang Cuilan's eyes looked at Jiang Hao, full of disgust and hatred.
Zhang Youfu is very proud, he has spent a lot of money and gone through a lot of connections to get it from scalpers.
Hmph, what perfumes, high heels, necklaces, compared to these tickets, it's just weak.
Zhang Youfu has become the absolute male protagonist today, and Chen Qiaoyun has become the female pig's foot that everyone envies......
As for the other air!
Everyone looked down on their faces.
Youfu gave such a valuable thing, and you still have the name of "husband"? What did you send?
"I said, Jiang Hao! What do you think? Today's Qiaoyun's birthday, do you have to express it? The employee who deliberately said the price of the dish just now said a word at this moment, and the muzzle of the gun suddenly rushed to Jiang Hao.
Everyone looked at him with a look of good fun.
"Yes, how can you say that he is also Qiaoyun's husband, right? What do you mean by gotta send something? ”
"That's right! Take your gift out and have a look. ”
In the midst of everyone's uproar, Jiang Hao blushed even more.
Chen Qiaoyun sighed, "Forget it! Don't force Jiang Hao, he has no job and no source of income. ”
"Hey, this kind of person is embarrassed to be someone's husband, I said...... Yufu is much better than him. I can't stand this good girlfriend anymore! He's not worthy of you, Qiaoyun! "A woman with dyed yellow hair is now jumping out to give her best friend a head in name, but she is actually stammering with Zhang Youfu, a rich man.
In the midst of everyone's ridicule, Jiang Hao was ashamed, "I also have a gift......
With that, he reached out and pulled out a piece of paper and handed it over.
Chen Qiaoyun was stunned, he really didn't expect Jiang Hao to buy him a gift, didn't he have no money? I just hesitated to reach out and take it, and it was the 38 yellow-haired girl just now, I grabbed it, and after opening it and taking a look.
"Wow...... What a gift! ”
Everyone was surprised, what gift is so exaggerated?
"Wowhaha...... I laughed to death, it made my stomach hurt with laughter. A greeting card, it turned out to be a greeting card! It's less than a dollar, right? ”
After Huang Famei's words were finished, everyone at the scene was stunned, and then they all laughed.
There are also people who exaggeratedly slap the table while wiping their tears. Then, one by one, looking at the greeting card in his hand.
It reads, "Happy birthday Chen Qiaoyun!" ”
"It's probably the funniest joke of the century!"
"Jiang Hao, are you a little sincere? Do you want to laugh at us so that we can eat this 4,000-yuan meal for ourselves? ”
"Humph!"
Zhang Cuilan was so angry that her face turned blue. This nest is waste, why don't you give it away?
It's a shame to give this! No sincerity at all!
Chen Dagui sighed and covered his head, what a headache. was originally quite majestic on his birthday, but it was all ruined by this dead cripple, and now he is disgraced and thrown home.
He couldn't wait to jump up and kick the dead cripple to the birthday party!
Zhang Youfu glanced at Jiang Hao disdainfully, and then mocked: "Alas, this is really insincere!" Qiaoyun was blind and wasted all his feelings on a waste. ”
In the end, the greeting card reached Chen Qiaoyun's hand, and she sighed, helpless!
What can be said?
Losing face is already the norm!
I'm already a little numb.
But......
Jiang Hao really has no money, and a greeting card is also very good, as the so-called courtesy is light and affectionate. She still carefully put away the greeting card and put it in her bag.
This action made Jiang Hao very happy!
"Qiaoyun, don't worry, this greeting card will not disappoint you. You believe me! ”
Jiang Hao is this sentence again.
Chen Qiaoyun just nodded, and then didn't say anything more?
Soon! Zhang Youfu didn't want to waste time, and he had to rush to the concert for a while.
clapped his hands, and then he shouted majestically, "Foreman!" Serving! ”
"Okay!"
The foreman, who had been waiting for a long time, immediately greeted him, and many waiters began to pass dishes one after another.
Because the most popular thing now is Liu Tianwang, and his song is still playing in the private room, "It's not a sin for a man to cry, no matter how strong a person is, he has the right to be tired, if there is only heartbreak behind the smile, why should he be so embarrassed......"
Everyone was having fun while eating a big meal of 4,000 yuan per table.
"This song is really appropriate!"
"It's just, someone really has to sing a song, it's not a sin for a man to cry, cry. It's a shame to be at home today! ”
"That's it...... His wife celebrated her birthday, and her rivals gave such a big gift, and he actually sent a greeting card. ”
"If I'm such a shit, I'll just fucking jump into the sea and die."
"Ahem......"
When these people kept taunting Jiang Hao, Chen Qiaoyun coughed, and everyone shut up.
She also sandwiched a piece of sauerkraut fish for Jiang Hao, and expressed it with action! It is impossible for us to divorce husband and wife, your gossip is useless!
Jiang Hao looked at the sauerkraut fish in the bowl with a grateful face.
Qiaoyun! Don't worry, I'll make you look long today.
It's been three years, and you've lost face, and today I'll get it back for you all at once!
……
"This kid is really a sauerkraut fish!"
"Oh, how do you say?"
"It's sour and vegetable, it's still a salted fish."
"Hahaha...... Wonderful, wonderful! "Where are you still mocking Jiang Hao.
The yellow-haired girl next to her saw that Chen Qiaoyun's face was not good-looking, and quickly changed the topic, "Qiaoyun, I really envy you, wait until the dinner is over, and the family can go to the concert." ”
"yes, we didn't even have the chance to go if we wanted to." Her girlfriends and colleagues began to envy her.
Chen Qiaoyun sighed, in front of Jiang Hao, she really didn't want to accept Zhang Youfu's gift.
However, mom and dad both like Liu Tianwang's songs. Especially my mother, who is sick now, must fulfill this wish.
"Next time, the king of heaven will go to another city for a concert, let's buy tickets when we have time." Chen Qiaoyun could only say with relief.
"Forget it! There's no price for that thing, and we don't have a rich boyfriend. ”
When they said this, they still looked at Zhang Youfu, completely ignoring the fact that their husbands were at the scene.
To be a man to do this, it is really a wretch!
"Qiaoyun, how many tickets do you have?" Suddenly, Zhang Cuilan on the side said.
Chen Qiaoyun was stunned for a moment, and really didn't notice how many tickets there were.
Zhang Youfu over there hurriedly replied, "Auntie, there are four in total!" I'm sorry, but I wasted a lot of connections to get ......."
"Oh, then there are three of us in the family, just counting the four of Youfu, which is suitable and suitable!"
Because Chen Xiaozhi has gone back to study, aren't Chen Dagui, Zhang Cuilan, and Chen Qiaoyun three people now?
But......
Apparently she forgot someone! A person who is nominally her family.
Jiang Hao sat there without saying a word.
The people around him looked at him with pitiful expressions!
Tsk, shame! Lost at home.
As the husband of the family, the mother-in-law took the initiative to let other men follow their daughters and the family to the concert. His son-in-law, in this name, is simply air!
Man, live to this ...... Do not say! Tear a bird feather and hang it.
"Yes...... What should Jiang Hao do? Only Chen Qiaoyun thought of Jiang Hao alone.
Zhang Cuilan was angry at the time and scolded, "He took his greeting card and went there!" Loser. ”
"Mom~" Chen Qiaoyun looked at his mother almost pleadingly.
Chen Dagui also spoke, "Qiaoyun, this ticket was bought by someone else's friend Fufu, you can't give his ticket to a cripple, right?" ”
"This ......" Chen Qiaoyun was also embarrassed.
It's true! If it weren't for the fulfillment of her mother's wishes, she really wouldn't want to do it.
"Qiaoyun, don't worry about me! I have a way. Jiang Hao smiled slightly and comforted with kind words.
When the people around heard this, they were all stunned, and then there was thunderous laughter.
My wife prying the corner of the wall in front of so many people, I said, how can this wretch still have the face to eat here?
It turns out that people don't have a face at all!
This self-enlightening Ah Q spirit is really worth learning.
Chen Qiaoyun sighed, "Jiang Hao, next time, I will definitely buy more of your tickets." ”
"No need! Qiaoyun, I think my birthday present should be here......"
Everyone was stunned, this kid still hasn't got a birthday gift?
"It's not going to be another greeting card!" The yellow-haired girl sneered.
"Hahaha......"
Everyone was laughing shamefully, only Jiang Hao smiled, and then said lightly, "He's here!" ”