Chapter 79: The Pit
Uncle Shen had just relieved his breath, and when he heard this, his throat itched, and he really coughed.
Oops, forgot about this stubble.
He had no choice but to put his fist to his lips and said in a rough voice: "I have caught a little cold in the past two days, and my throat is really uncomfortable, I was too worried about your grandmother just now, so I couldn't take care of it for a while, and I started to feel pain at this time." ”
Sheng Zhu dragged out a long voice, as if smiling, "The eldest uncle's body is really special, on such a hot day, heat stroke is common, and I catch a cold... It's a bit unusual. ”
When he said this, he almost pointed his nose and said that he was lying.
Uncle Shen turned his face away and pretended not to hear.
It doesn't matter if you believe it or not, anyway, the Sheng family has no evidence, although today is a bad thing for the big house, but the second room wants to be alone, it's not so easy!
Mrs. Yan's eyes flashed slightly, and she sighed: "Daughter-in-law, your eldest uncle has a sore throat, and I have chest tightness and shortness of breath, so I really can't deal with this ridiculous thing in front of me, so I can only ask you." ”
Sheng Zhu smiled: "It's right to share your grandmother's worries, but... If my granddaughter-in-law doesn't handle it properly, my grandmother can't blame me. ”
Yan Pozi's old legs trembled, and she inexplicably felt that there was a pit in front of her.
I think Sheng had said something similar before cooking that bowl of noodles, but she vomited more than she could stop after eating it, and almost lost half her life, but she also gave Sheng a gold medal for avoiding death in advance.
Do you want to fall in the same pit again today?
If the promise is given, what if the Sheng family makes a fool of it again? But if you don't give it, don't say that the Sheng family is willing to contribute, even the dozens or hundreds of mouths outside the courtyard can't be blocked, after all, let the family help and dislike others to help, this kind of tasteless thing can't be said anywhere.
"Relax, grandmother believes in you." Mrs. Yan had no choice but to agree vaguely, thought about it, and lowered her voice again, "It's really not good, make a price with them, and find a way to lower the fifty taels." ”
She knew in her heart that there was no way to be good about today's affairs, and a man with a little bit of blood would never tolerate his wife Hongxing going out of the wall, and it was already considered merciful for not beating the adulterer to death on the spot, so the loss of money must be compensated.
But fifty taels, absolutely not!
Scarface was already impatient, and shouted, "Is there an end to grinding and chirping?" Old woman, aren't you confessing your last words, there is so much nonsense. Hurry up, take out the silver for Lao Tzu, otherwise, let's see you in Yamen! ”
When you are old, people are afraid of death, and they can't listen to these unlucky words, Yan Pozi's old face turned white, and now she is really short of breath.
She glanced at Sheng Zhu angrily and motioned for her to come up.
Sheng Zhu nodded, looking confident, "Don't worry, grandmother, bargaining is my forte, so I'll cut off a large piece of meat for you." ”
After speaking, she turned to face Scarface, pinched her waist, and said fiercely: "You said fifty taels is fifty taels, why?" Is your daughter-in-law good-looking? I'll tell you, with Aunt Ben here, no-but-can! ”
Well, the momentum is not bad...... Mrs. Yan nodded with satisfaction.
In this way, the audience will be shocked at the beginning, and the price can be cut logically later.
Scarface was really frightened, his eyes shuttled back and forth on Sheng Zhu's body twice, then he looked at Mrs. Yan, pouted and asked, "Old woman, are you sure this ugly monster belongs to your family?" Does what she says count? ”
Mrs. Yan coughed twice, and said righteously: "Naturally counts!" This is my granddaughter-in-law, and what she said is what I am going to say. ”
In that case, it's easy to do.
The sickle in Scarface's hand pointed at Sheng Zhu, and sneered: "Ugly woman, you are really right, fifty taels and one penny can't be less, because my fox is good-looking!" ”
As he spoke, he walked over and pulled the woman in the green dress by the hair, forcing her to show her face.
The little face of the melon seed was full of tears, like pear blossoms with rain, pitiful, but it did not hide its charm and charm, especially a tear mole in the corner of the eye, which was extraordinarily seductive.
It's really good-looking.
The onlookers opened their mouths wide one by one, dumbfounded, and some couldn't even control their physiological reactions, and saliva flowed out; The women pursed their lips half jealously and half with disdain, and secretly scolded "fox spirit", and then immediately turned their heads to look at their own men.
Screams, scolding, shouting pain, shouting injustice, endlessly.
Scarface loosened the woman's hair and said triumphantly, "How's it going?" With such a look, is this figure worth fifty taels? ”
Sheng Zhu smiled dryly, "It's worth it." ”
She rolled her eyes and said, "But, a slap doesn't make a sound, my cousin is wrong, isn't your daughter-in-law wrong?" The reason why she cheated... cough cough, out of the wall, one is that his body is not right, and he is willing to fall; The other one is also to blame yourself for being too ugly, not to mention ugly, and so fierce, where is it worthy of a beauty like her. So at the end of the day, you're at fault too! ”
Of course, this is a bit of a strong argument, no matter what the husband looks like, since they have decided to be together, they naturally have to be loyal to each other.
But Sheng Zhu doesn't need the truth at this moment, he just needs to mess around, so I'm sorry Brother Cuckold.
Who asked you to scold us for being ugly just now, if you don't go back, is she still called a woman?
The cuckold brother was stunned for a moment, then touched the scar on his face, frowned and pondered for a moment, then nodded approvingly, and said, "What you said also makes sense... In this way, since I am also at fault, then fifty taels will be deducted a little, you say a number, if you can accept it, I will accept it, the brothers are hot, take the money early and leave early. ”
Hearing this, Mrs. Yan was overjoyed.
Sure enough, it was right to call the Sheng family to come over to help rip off the skin, this little slut talks in a set way, and he can especially fool people.
She waited with anticipation for Sheng Zhu to cut a good price, preferably within ten taels, although she was still very reluctant, but there was no way, in order to save Jinbao, she should be ruined...... was distressed, so I heard Sheng Zhu shouting: "Forty-nine taels!" ”
Mrs. Yan fell straight down.
Uncle Shen hurriedly supported her, patted her chest and pinched people, and finally relieved her.
She hurriedly propped herself up and looked at Sheng Zhu.
Sheng Zhu seemed to sense her eagerness, turned around and walked over, and said with a smile: "Grandmother, my granddaughter-in-law is fortunate not to be dishonored." They agreed to forty-nine taels, and I cut down a tael of silver for you, so that you can buy a large piece of meat! ”
Mrs. Yan rolled her eyes and almost fainted again.
At this point, she still didn't understand, the Sheng family was deliberate, she couldn't see the big house good, she wished that the big house was bankrupt, and she was angry for the few puppies in the second room.
She actually fell twice in the same pit!
"You, you ......"
"Oh, grandmother, it's all grasshoppers on a rope, helping you is equivalent to helping myself, you don't have to thank me."
Sheng Zhu waved his hand, looking like he didn't dare to take credit.
Yan Pozi got stuck in her throat with a mouthful of old blood.
Scarface yelled, "Hey, old woman, if you want to die, you'll die later." I've already negotiated with your granddaughter-in-law, forty-nine taels, hurry up and bring it! ”