Chapter 54: The Meats......
Chirp and chirp, Xianmu cried happily, only heard the sound of crying, and did not see tears wet clothes.
Is this Xianmu really a man?
Ah You glanced at Xianmu Xiding's excessively beautiful face and expressed doubt!
Xiao is stupid and wants to enter the cottage, and Xianmu Xiding is the best stepping stone. As for how to make Xianmu Xiding obedient, Xiao Silly has a thousand ways and all kinds of means.
Of course, if it can be solved with poison, he will not bother to think about anything else.
This time, Jiang Achou's medicine has a very nice name, which is called: "Buddha Heart".
There is also a source: "Wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha stays in the heart." ”。
"This is a good medicine, but if you take this medicine, you can eat and sleep, and your face will be white and ......beautiful."
When Jiang Achou talked about his own medicine, it was really talking.
The eyes of the pig's breast, who had never spoken, suddenly lit up: the face is white and the skin is beautiful!
The pig's breast yearns for it, it's good, this can be given to my sister!
"I'm going to do it too..."
Jiang Augly glanced at the pig's breast, and slowly transcribed the sentence:
"But if you get a touch of meat, you will bleed to death."
Yes?
Aren't you in a hurry to find death?
The pork breast hurriedly waved his hand and refused, "Enjoy it yourself!" ”
It's really pockmarked and has a lot of eyes. It's all bad intentions!
Jiang Achou's words not only frightened the pig's breast, but also frightened Xianmu Xiding.
Xianmu felt that he could be a wife of the village, he could wait for someone to save him with humiliation, and he could maneuver in the middle of a group of rough men......
But he,
You can't go a day without meat!
meat, chunks of meat;
Especially the meat of the beam, which is always intoxicating, can starve to death.
It's not terrible to take medicine, but it's terrible to not be able to eat meat after taking medicine!
Wait a minute
What did he smell?
Xianmu rubbed his eyes and looked at it, but saw a cold-faced maid slowly untie the burden in her hand, revealing the fat elbow hidden in it.
Xiao Yu stroked his forehead: Ah You is true and sincere!
Ah You: Aren't you going to test the medicine?
Xiao Silly: Don't you say that there is no more!
Xiao Yu blinked......
Jiang Augly and Pig Breast looked confused and looked at each other.
Aunt Xiao, the master and servant, are really gods!
Even the last bandit's den has to bring its own elbows, aren't you worried that the bandits will catch the food and not eat well?
..................
On the one hand, there is a poison that will rot the intestines if you eat meat, and on the other hand, there is a beautiful and round elbow!
Xianmu Xiding's heart was hit hard, "I'll recruit, anything, what do you want me to do?" ”
He was really afraid that he wouldn't be able to hold it and pounce on the fat and solid meat!
Xiao stupidly ignored Ah You's cold face, took the elbow, and instructed Jiang Ah Chou:
"Feed the medicine first."
Jiang Achou hurriedly took out the black pill and threw it casually, Xianmu Xiding felt that his lips were numb, his throat was suffocated, and the pill rolled into his abdomen!
God, isn't this all recruited, why are you still feeding medicine?
The girder is terrible!
What a big beam, what to see and the county lord! I'm really looking for guilt!
At this moment, Xianmu was not only in awe but also afraid of Daliang!
"Da Liang is terrible, I want to find Grandma!" After muttering a word, Xianmu burst into tears, his eyelashes were shining, and he looked miserable and miserable by the wind.
Jiang Achou finally felt compassion and accepted the rest of the pills.
"Please, a cure?"
Xianmu sighed, just like Grandma said, he is always good-looking and jealous!
Now he is a fish and meat, and he is a knife!
"As long as you are obedient, I will give you the antidote."
Xiao stupidly accepted the immortal wood Xiding, which can be regarded as finding a useful nail to go to Cishan.
Xiao Yu has been watching from the sidelines. In her opinion, Xiao Silly's move, although simple and rude, is the most effective.
Xiao stupidly settled Xianmu, and then shook his elbow and smiled at Xiao Yu flatteringly.
Xiao Yu nodded amusedly, Xiao Yu was stupid and hugged his elbows, and a beautiful son immediately gnawed his mouth full of oil.
Seeing that Jiang Ah was ugly and didn't move, he could still distinguish his mind and kick over: "Don't get out of here"!
It's really blind, it's good to have him and Xiao Yu, what are they doing here?
After a few people walked away, Xiao stupidly learned from Xianmu Xiding and smiled: "Rumors, do you want to lure the enemy deep and rescue those pigs?" ”
The corners of Xiao Yu's mouth twitched slightly, and he groaned for a moment and said solemnly: "Okay! ”
Xiao Yu decided to go and find out. It's not that she is not afraid of death and acts recklessly, but she knows that the bandits in Cishan were finally hanged.
If she can succeed this time, then she Xiao Yu will have one more hole card.
.....
"Lady Fairy is back, Lady Fairy is back!"
Xianmu Xiding took Xiao Yu Xiao Silly Jiang and Ugly, and a group of four people returned to Cishan, and several big men with meaty faces hurriedly put down the hoes in their hands and shouted loudly.
Jiang Achou couldn't help but laugh and lowered his head.
"Ahsan is back?" At that moment, a thin woman walked out of front of her.
Jiang Augly glanced at him, his face immediately changed, and he hurriedly lowered his head.
This glance at him seemed like a thousand years.
This woman,
He.....
I've seen it!
"King!"
Xianmu Xiding was full of grievances, and finally began to tear up.
There is no harm if there is no comparison, and this female bandit doesn't seem to be so annoying!
Xianmu Xiding decided to talk to him for a while, and he reluctantly said a few more "um" words.
It's just that
The world is always unpredictable, and people should not always take themselves seriously!
You think you're her fairy, but that's just an illusion.
For example, now,
Facing Xianmu Xiding's bright face and longing eyes, the female bandit just bowed her head slightly and then said "um"!
Xianmuxitin: ....
That's it?
There was no comfort, no rebuke, no asking where he had gone, why had he come back?
Also...
Don't ask him if he's eaten it?
The grievances slowly overflowed into Xianmu's big eyes, infiltrating his gorgeous face like spring dawn and autumn moon, such a jade-like son was actually unappreciated, this is really the sorrow of Daliang!
Turn your head and look no more!
Xianmu Xiding decided to ignore the female bandit and let her experience it herself.
There are really few people in this world who can resist the melancholy back of Xianxiding.
Well, Xiao Yu doesn't count!
- Xianmu is very determined!
The female bandit really approached Xianmu, but walked away again......
He asked, "I've seen you before?" ”
Yes? What do the female bandits want to do? Influence him?
Xianmu Xiding will not bow his head!
"Do you recognize me?"
The female bandit leader's voice choked.
Xianmu was stunned, he had never seen the female bandit cry.
"Come on, take Xianmu Xiding down and rest!"
It seems that when he saw Xianmu Xiding, the female bandit gave a faint order and wanted to send him away.
Ruyu Gongzi stood lonely on Mo, looking dazed.
Good day, how can you say that change has changed? Didn't he praise him for having a flower-like appearance, and he was more similar to the playmate of the female bandit when he was young?
"Yes, big boss!"
Seeing the wind and rudder, where did they understand the sorrow of Xianmu, they pushed him forward, and they lost all their respect.
"Who's that man?"
Xianmu looked back a little angrily,
"Smack!"
A big-eared scraper flew in, and Xianmu hurriedly dodged.
"Let you pretend to be like a chaste and fierce man, and now the big boss has a new love, you, fall out of favor."
Rollo was very happy, and anyone who saw a beautiful man who was favored by the big boss of his family would always be jealous.
This later one is different, the eldest family is just as ugly, no, the idea of that person's face is even uglier.
So, maybe one day, they will be able to turn over, right?
"Little sister, you sit on the bow of the boat, brother, I swim in the river!"
Luo Luo was happy, and he tore off his voice and howled in the mountains!