City D is an ordinary city in the north, the climate is distinct in the four seasons, the population is more than 3 million, as a second-tier city City D, it is also very difficult to survive here and work hard for some achievements.

My name is Hu Jianbin , I am 29 years old this year, just a dick with a high school education, I worked hard for seven or eight years to buy a house in D City that really belongs to me, and the hardships of this are only I can experience.

Looking back on so many years, I have been conscientious, in order to survive, in order to have a home in this city, I have moved bricks on the construction site, worked as a road scavenger, and also worked as a caretaker in the hospital morgue, and later full-time to cry and mourn for people, and wake the spirit!

In the eyes of others, a lowly job is a way for me to make money, because I don't have to worry about someone taking this job from me. Trying to survive in the cracks, I have developed a variety of skills and experience accumulated over the years.

On this day, I had just finished receiving my salary, lying on the bed, salivating and pointing a dozen hundred-yuan bills: "Phew...... 12…… Phew30! ”

With spit on his hands, he was immersed in the sea of banknotes with a lewd smile on his face. To say, my mind is still very shrewd, and I have done all kinds of loopholes and speculation.

This time picked up a big bargain, in the northern suburbs of the city of D there is a family of old people died, the old man is a retired old cadre, with three daughters, no son, unfortunately the old man conscientiously pulled up three daughters, the three daughters not only did not have filial piety, after the death of the old man for the old man's inheritance to fight, the old man's body just stopped at home, no one asked, and then the matter came out, in order to save face the three daughters discussed to hire a funeral company, first buried the old man.

I am a part-time worker in this funeral company, specializing in doing things that others are not willing to do, such as pretending to be a filial son, carrying corpses, keeping spirits, etc. I was paid a very good amount of money for this.

This kind of funeral method is very popular in D City privately, not only is the price low, but it is also decent when it comes out of the funeral, which greatly satisfies the selfishness and vanity of the victim.

I scoff at this kind of thing, I don't want to spend money and I want to do it decently, let people know that they are filial, it's a wolf's heart!

I muttered while calling my good buddy Wang Fatzi, Wang Fatman's big name is Wang Pengju and I have the same age, the same experience, together set up a stall, because the business has also fought, but they have become friends, and later when I was chased by the local thugs, Wang Pengju blocked a knife for me, and we worshipped the handle.

The friendship accumulated over the years, without a trace of interests, is blessed and enjoys the same difficulties, and whenever you encounter a good extra job, you will bring the other party to make a mistake.

I have a flexible brain, make suggestions, Wang Fatzi has a good interpersonal relationship, the two complement each other, although they have not made great achievements, but they have also mixed into a house.

"Fatty, hurry up, there's a big job!"

"Hold the grass! Business has been booming lately, you are waiting for me to pass. A hoarse voice came from the mobile phone, and Wang Fatzi said impatiently.

The big job in my mouth, I don't need to explain in detail, Wang Fatzi also knows what it is, this kind of livelihood, whether from the heart, or in the appearance is unacceptable, at first I thought that according to the fat character, I would not pretend to be a filial son.

However, when it came to remuneration, the fat man immediately knelt down, and gave people filial piety, crying, and vigil, which is called a dedication, just like he is lying in a coffin.

Later, the fat man told me that in order to survive in this real society, he had already given up. As early as before he became an adult, from the time he was kicked out of the orphanage, he recognized a truth, the fittest survive, and the inferior are eliminated.

After hanging up the phone, the fat man came in about ten minutes, and without too much nonsense, we each dragged a black backpack from the cabinet and happily took the elevator downstairs.

When I got to the parking lot, I activated the car key switch in my hand, a gloss black luxury Audi A6L...... There was a cheerful chirp from Alto next to him.

I took a few steps to the front of the car and opened the door to get in the driver's seat, and then the fat man also got into the car, and in an instant the whole body sank at least ten centimeters, and after turning the key hard, a burst of black smoke billowed out, accompanied by the violent shaking of the body, and the Alto that had turned N times in three years was a groundbreaking start.

Alto drove out of the parking lot, I saw at a glance a pig to the vegetable market three sheds passing by us, because of a big job, thinking of the red and glamorous grandpa Mao, I couldn't help but happily squeeze the fat man, pointed to the pig on the three jumpers and said: "Look! Fatty, isn't that your relative? At the fat point you can be reunited with your brothers and sisters. ”

The fat man has been adjusting his sitting position in the passenger seat since he got into the car, and because of the small space in Alto's car, he can only try to shrink into a group and sit in the passenger seat.

"Hu Xiaozai, you are fucking lacking in morality, when I first bought a car, I asked you to buy an open spot, you insist on buying this broken Alto, are you careful?"

"Hey! Look at you, I'm not here for your good, if I buy a three-jumper, and you sit on it, others don't really want to stop me and ask me how much pork is a catty, you must know that your brothers and sisters rushed to the execution ground like this. ”

"You can see it clearly, aren't the three jumpers all your daughters-in-law?" The fat man was so angry that he barely pulled out a hand and was about to beat me.

I hurriedly dodged the fat man's hand, laughed, and pointed to the pig on the three jumpers and said, "Oh! I read it wrong, it turns out that it is your aunt, and I won't be your uncle. "When the fat man saw that he couldn't beat me, he simply grabbed the safety handle on the car door with both hands, and leaned his whole body on the passenger seat, not daring to make any unnecessary movements, so he could only stare at me dryly, because he was motion sick.

Targeting the villa area in the northern suburbs, looking at the navigation information and destination sent by the owner in WeChat, my dark face was full of excitement: "The villa area, the rich community of D City, the employer's ironclad oil!" ”