Chapter 753: Burning the Ass

At present, the biggest crisis of the Double Heaven is the Demon Ancestor and the Desolate Dragon, according to their living habits, eating a meal can maintain the energy for tens of thousands of years, and once eaten, at least half of the creatures of the Double Heaven will be destroyed.

At that time, the human race had not yet entered the double heaven, so naturally it had not encountered this kind of crisis, but the demigods basically talked about the ancestor of the evil demon is color change, especially when it came to the desolate dragon, it was even more frightened, and after Sun Lei returned to Chang'an City, he also obtained some accurate information from the mouths of the three patriarchs, as the ancient evil dragon and the ancient phoenix said, the ancestor of the evil demon and the desolate dragon have countless lives every time they eat, although from a certain point of view, this is a very normal thing, not good or bad, just like humans eat meat, I don't know how many pigs, cattle and sheep have been slaughtered all year round, and in the eyes of the ancestors of the desolate dragon and the evil demon, the creatures of the double heaven are probably similar to the pigs, cattle and sheep of the people.

It's all about survival.

Of course, Sun Lei will not think about this kind of problem, he is not a pacifist, let alone a vegetarian.

For Sun Lei, he only thought about how to drag the ancestor of the evil demon and the desolate dragon to be buried together, saying that the noble point is to save all the living beings in the second heaven, and to say that the selfish point is to kill these two guys, that is a matter of immeasurable merit, and it will be of great use to go to the underworld when the time comes, maybe because of the excellent performance, you can return the yang in advance!

Meritorious such a thing, Sun Lei is not unaware, if it is really immeasurable, maybe it can be exchanged for longevity, the so-called death robbery is to put it bluntly, longevity is exhausted, so there is no way, Sun Lei will die undoubtedly, this kind of law between heaven and earth, that is, even the gods will be able to hide!

Since you can't hide from it, you can only face it.

"This matter has to be studied carefully, Hu Zhenyu's power must be borrowed, these two are the top overlords of the Double Heaven, no living beings will be their opponents, to deal with them, they can only rely on the power of nature!"

"If you want to deal with two guys at the same time, the best way is naturally to let them fight each other, and when they fight, they will trigger the thunder, but, how can we make them fight!?"

Sun Lei sat cross-legged on top of the tower of Chang'an City, blowing the wind, touching his chin and thinking about the problem.

"The desolate dragon is on the empty island, and he usually stays in the sky, and the ancestor of the evil demon is also a coercion, he doesn't dare to be tough with the desolate dragon, and he has been hiding in the Tongtian River, so at this point, the current strength of the ancestor of the evil demon should not be enough to fight the desolate dragon, but then again, there is also an old demon in the Tongtian River, that is also a super demon, and the strength is not much worse than the ancestor of the evil demon, and even in the case of the water, even the desolate dragon does not dare to provoke casually!"

"If the Ancestor of the Evil Demon and the Old Demon of Tongtian join forces to deal with the Desolate Dragon, then they should be able to face it head-on!"

"Tongtian old demon, tsk, compared to these two big guys, there is not much of a threat, and only care about the affairs of Tongtianhe, and never interfere in the affairs of the earth, but there is no way to do it, the ancestor of the evil demon does not dare to be tough head-on, you must help."

"You might have to come with me to the Netherworld."

It's just that Sun Lei hasn't figured out the specific plan yet, and this matter has to be discussed with Whale Li, after all, Sun Lei feels that his plan is easy to make mistakes, but if Whale Li can join in, that's another matter, Whale Li's ability to strategize is quite powerful, it can be said that Zhuge Liang is alive, and with Whale Li's help, this thing should be achievable.

"What should Cai Shuaibo do!? signed a life and death contract with me, if I die, will he have to go to the Netherworld with me!? ”

"But I don't know if the life and death contract is true or not, maybe this guy fooled me, after all, I haven't really seen the life and death contract, and I know that there is a life and death contract, it seems that only Cai Shuaibo is the only one, after all, no one else knows whether it is true or false!"

"Now I hope this guy fools me, otherwise this old guy will go to the underworld, and that is not the rhythm of entering the eighteenth layer of hell! I don't know how many people I killed before I was alive, and Lord Yama will definitely not let him go! ”

"Do you want to tell Cai Shuaibo about this!?"

"Well, let's not talk about it for now, so as not to overwhelm this guy, all his energy is now focused on Da Zhuang, even if he leaves, he will be happy to go together!"

Sun Lei suddenly smiled: "My death feels quite strong, and the top demon of the Second Heaven will be buried with me, which is not a loss!" ”

……

A few days later, Sun Lei returned to the obsidian cave in the northern part of the two heavens.

"Brother, there's something important I have to discuss with you!"

Whale Li was still doing his research, and casually asked, "What's the big deal!?" ”

Sun Lei scratched his head and grinned: "Hehe, I'm about to burp!" ”

Whale Li hummed lightly, still observing the changes in the demon's cells with a microscope, and suddenly felt that something was wrong, and raised his head: "Huh? What do you mean!? ”

"I'm dying!" Sun Lei smiled heartlessly: "If I die, will you be sad!?" ”

Whale Li pursed his lips: "If you are really idle, find something to do by yourself, don't make trouble here, I still have to do research." ”

Seeing Sun Lei's hippie smiling face, Whale Li didn't take it seriously at all.

"No, brother, I'm going to burp!" Sun Lei hurriedly said: "I'm not joking with you, my old man personally told me the news of his death in advance!" ”

"What a mess!?" Whale Li looked confused.

Sun Lei explained and spread his hands: "That's the case, I just went to the underworld to go through a formal process, and after ten or eight years, I will return to the yang." ”

The whale was silent.

"Doesn't that sound incredible!?" Sun Lei hurriedly asked, "I feel a little incredible now. ”

"No, it's just that I've never seen you so vicious...... "Whale Li's face is as weird as it gets: "I know I'm going to die, and I still have to pull the cushion." ”

"There's no way around it! Even if my Sun Lei dies, he will definitely die a more valuable death, not to mention that he can kill those two guys, the merit is immeasurable! I don't even know how many lives can be saved, the merit is immeasurable, it would be very cool to go to the underworld! ”

"So, what's your plan!?"

Sun Lei told Whale Li about his general idea: "What do you think of my plan!?" ”

Whale Li frowned: "Not bad, but it's not enough." ”

"Tell me what you think!"

"Whether it's the Desolate Dragon or the Ancestor of the Evil Demon, they have been fighting for I don't know how long, and they all know each other very well, especially in terms of strength, you have to provoke from it, the plan is really good, but how difficult is it to do it!?"

"I also know it's difficult, so didn't I come to you to discuss?"

Whale couldn't help but roll her eyes: "Do you think I am an immortal?" ”

The conversation changed: "However, it is not impossible, the longer the fight, the greater the contradictions and hatred, as long as you find the right way, the contradictions and hatred between them will be magnified dozens of times in an instant, and it will be impossible to fight when the time comes!" ”

"So, how!?" Sun Lei asked curiously.

"I have an idea, so I asked you if you dare to do it!" Whale Li shrugged: "No, you don't dare to do anything now!" ”

"Of course, I'm going to burp, you're just going to let me burn the dragon's ass with fire now, and I won't frown!"

Whale Li was stunned: "How do you know that I want you to burn the desolate dragon's ass with the soul extinguishing fire!?" ”

"Poof! What!? Sun Lei's eyes widened: "What about playing!?" ”

Whale Li said seriously: "I'm really not joking with you, I really think so, you go to the empty island, burn the ass of the desolate dragon, and if it is not good, blow up the empty island, and then find a way to blame the ancestor of the evil demon, this will sow discord!" ”

Sun Lei gasped.

"I find you're so much worse than I am! I never thought of doing that! ”

Whale Li waved his hand lightly: "I'll just think you're praising me!" As for how to blame it, it's very simple, I can use the existing technology to make you disguise yourself as a demon, and it is theoretically achievable, how about it, do you want to try it!? ”