"Old paste, get to work!" The fat man took a sip of his half-smoked cigarette, tapped me on the shoulder, and the two of them came into the crowd.

At the funeral, the old man in the Taoist robe closed his eyes, his hands folded, and his mouth kept babbling, and no one could understand what he was reading, so when everyone was about to fall asleep by him, the old man shouted." Rise! ”

The fat man rolled his eyes, glared at the old man in the robe like an idiot, and then came to the coffin in front of the mourning hall.

I also changed into a black robe, with a small black hat on my head, and a big red flower on my chest that resembled the symbol of a model worker in the liberation era, and my expression became sad, as if it was really my old man who died, and I followed the old man in the robe in front of me to the door without raising my head.

I discussed it with the fat man before, this time I pretended to be a filial son, he carried the corpse, I asked him why? Every time he carries a corpse, he is lazy and lazy.

The fat man said: "Buddy wants to talk to Lao Lin, none of his three little girly daughters are filial, and he invited such an old god stick, dragging it like a three, five or eighty thousand, and remember to go home every month to see, so as not to let the daughters think." ”

I thought to myself: this trick of the fat man is really poisonous! In case Lao Lin listened to his words and was cheating the corpse, he would have a lot of fun.

Everyone came downstairs, under the dim street lamps is a long queue of general convoys, for me and the fat man, more than 100,000 cars are considered luxury cars, and the current team randomly picks out a kind of hundreds of thousands, the lowest grade is our ultimate goal Audi series, and even Mercedes-Benz BMW can only be ranked at the rear of the car.

The car at the beginning is not particularly expensive, but it is a relatively special Ford Raptor! The whole team is like a long dragon, with the first Raptor in the front, and the luxury is domineering.

After the old man in the Taoist robe gestured to the coffin for a while, he spilled some paper money, and the fat man and I carefully put the body back into the coffin with the help of everyone.

At this time, a man in a suit next to Lin Jiaojiao looked at his watch, then raised his head and shouted, "Let's go!" The long dragon motorcade slowly drove under his slogan, and the fat man and I also got into a luxury car with a few relatives.

In the middle of the night, it should be calm, but the traffic on the road is very chaotic, all kinds of violations, red lights, and restriction lines have become decorations. Bursts of screams were also heard all around, and it was extremely terrifying in the dark night.

"What's the wrong with this, it feels weird, it's all messed up, isn't it that the daytime movie hasn't finished filming, why don't you see the crew?" The fat man finally noticed the abnormality around him, and looked out of the car window, and there were all car accident scenes around, overturned vehicles abounded, green belts, shop entrances, and even some vehicles crashed into the café house, and there were people running everywhere, and there were people chasing after him.

"I don't know what's going on, it shouldn't be a movie, the villa area was chaotic in the afternoon, and some people called the police, but the police didn't come, it seems that something big happened, it's enough to make CCTV news headlines!" The fat man replied to a slightly chubby woman, a cousin of the Lin family's sisters, and her slightly nervous expression could be seen in the faint light.

The driver is a woman wearing a black lace shirt, I just got in the car and looked at this woman curiously, her shoulders are wider than ordinary women, but the skin is very white, at first glance, after careful care, the skin under the lace flowers is looming, but there is a different kind of temptation.

But when I saw her appearance in the car mirror, I suddenly rolled my eyes, and my head was on the shoulders of the fat man, it turned out that this beauty also had a beard, she was a big woman in women's clothing, her eyes were smaller than the fat man's, she wore thick makeup, and her double eyelids were like white eyebrows hanging at the corners of her eyes.

I immediately felt that the world was full of deception, but the music he listened to was very trendy, and with the rhythm of the music, I was a little sleepy, and I fell asleep with the fat man's soft body.

I don't know how long it took, but I dreamed of an incomparably gorgeous face, long eyelashes under the willow leaves, and a pair of big eyes that sparkled like jewels that would seduce people's souls.

The sexiest thing is the moist red lips, which are well-proportioned and elastic, and people can't help but want to bite on them.

I couldn't take my eyes off the charming red lips, but in the next second, the mouth turned into a big man with a mouth full of stubble, and the big man opened his mouth full of sharp teeth like a file, which frightened my head to stop thinking.

A trace of flesh and blood was stretched open, and the big man's entire mouth was cracked behind the root of his ear, and almost half of his face was full of blood.

Boundless fear swept over my body in an instant, and this appearance immediately reminded me of the zombies in the movie Resident Evil, and when I thought of the terrifying scene in the movie where those people were torn alive by zombies, my whole body was trembling, and my body was as if I had been immobilized, and I watched the blood basin bite my head.

"Ahh After a shuddering scream, I opened my eyes violently, gasping for breath, the clothes on my body had already been soaked through cold sweat, and the whole person seemed to have just been fished out of the steamer.

My numb eyes looked out the window, and there were trees all around, dozens of car lights illuminated the surroundings very brightly, and the sky was already blue.

"Bang bang ......" Suddenly, there was a violent impact on the car window next to me, I suddenly came back to my senses, my heart beat violently, and when I saw the gray fat man, I pushed the car door and scolded "Your uncle!" You're sick, you're scared to death! As he spoke, he grabbed a bottle of mineral water and drank it.

"Huh? I'm going to criticize you, old fool, what time is it? It's working hours, what are our service guidelines? is to wholeheartedly compensate the deceased after this last encounter, you might as well run here to sleep, are you worthy of the red and glamorous Grandpa Mao? You have to take less when you divide the money. After the fat man finished speaking, he snatched the water from my hand, and with a squirm in his throat, half of the bottle of water was drained by him in one gulp.

"Okay!" Surprisingly, I didn't even argue with him, because I remembered the horrific scene in my dream just now, and my body was still shaking.

The fat man saw that I was in a trance, and stretched out his fat hand and shook it in front of me: "What's the matter?" Old paste, you are a gentleman who also learns from other people's little girls Sichun? Which girl do you like, fat man, I'll help you match! ”

I didn't look at the fat man angrily, and I didn't pay attention to him, I just looked at the cemetery in the distance, and I always felt that something big was going to happen.