Chapter 31 What more could a husband ask for
Monkey Sailei sighed helplessly: "Child, do you know why I like Aunt Sixth so much...... No, Yanhua? Monkey Fenhua said unevenly: "Why is that?" Monkey Sailei said directly: "That's because Yanhua is an honest and kind person, and she understands human nature sensibly." Monkey Fenhua said speechlessly: "So what, is her background nobler than my mother's, and she will be likable in the future?" Monkey Sailei shook his head and said, "Daughter, you can't just look at the surface of everything...... In this way, your mother is indeed better than Yanhua, but from the perspective of personality alone, your mother is not as good as Yanhua~! Monkey Fenhua thought of herself aggrievedly, and said to herself: "No wonder I have no one to pursue...... I see. Seeing that his daughter recognized him, Monkey Sailei couldn't help but exert his strength again: "Daughter, although I am going to marry Yanhua now, but her existence is only to make our lives better...... "Monkey Fenhua covered her ears and said: "I don't listen, I don't listen...... That's your excuse for cheating? Monkey Sailei sighed helplessly, sat down face-to-face with Monkey Fenhua, and wanted to talk about it while his daughter was angry.
Monkey Fenhua was indeed angry at this time, but this did not mean that she had lost her mind. Maybe it's just that he can't get angry, Monkey Sailei looked at Monkey Fenhua and was tired at this time, so he continued: "Actually, I made a decision just now, and this decision is related to whether you will continue to exist......" Monkey Fenhua glared at Monkey Sailei and said: "What do you mean, aren't people worthy of existing?" You see this Aunt Yanhua is a scourge, right? can actually make me not exist......" Monkey Sailei said in a deep voice: "Enough, if it weren't for Aunt Yanhua, there might not be you now~!" If you don't believe it, after Aunt Yanhua was raped, if she hadn't persuaded me to marry another one, I wouldn't have gotten along with your mother~! Monkey Fenhua said with a look of disbelief when she heard this: "Liar, this female monkey has such a good heart?" Monkey Sailei said directly: "If you don't believe it, you can ask your mother, and then come to me after asking clearly~!" Monkey Fenhua angrily opened the transmission note and asked Monkey Xiaomei: "Daddy just said that if it wasn't for that monkey Yanhua back then, there might not be me...... This statement is false, right? Monkey Xiaomei was silent for a moment and said, "I'm sure this sentence is true, your father won't use such a lame lie to trick you." Monkey Fenhua muttered and reluctantly admitted, "Okay, I've passed you...... Let's go and marry Erniang~! Monkey Fenhua's words are like a timely rain, which makes the dry mouth of Monkey Sailei suddenly look like a dick with the air conditioner turned on and a cold drink in the summer - it is refreshing.
Monkey Sailei finally came to the fifth level, only to see himself and the mother of the sixth sister sitting in the fifth level. And this level, except for the two of them, is a futon.
Monkey Sailei didn't know why, so he went up and asked directly: "I don't know the two mothers, what questions do you want to ask me?" The mother smiled and said, "Let's play a game, it's like this, the three of us have to make some choices based on our knowledge of the two of you." The mother of the sixth sister continued: "If we answer all three questions in a row, you will pass this level." Hearing this, Monkey Sailei couldn't help but be even more annoyed: "No, isn't it more difficult now than just now?" The two mothers looked at each other and smiled, and said in unison: "Then it depends on whether your answer is the same as ours~!" Monkey Sailei was also very helpless, so he had to put on a sincere posture and hugged his fists and said: "Then please be merciful to the two subordinates." The mother smiled and said, "Don't worry, it will make you a little embarrassed and entangled, but it won't make you feel good~!" Monkey Sailei smiled bitterly and said, "That's good, that's good." The mother asked, "Which of you two is older?" This first question completely made Monkey Sailei crazy, and Monkey Sailei secretly said in his heart: "It stands to reason that she is big, but this answer is definitely not so easy...... Don't? Wait a minute, although I call her Sixth Sister, she should be the same age as me? Monkey Sailei thought about it for a long time, but finally had no choice but to choose what he thought was a bigger monkey flower.
The mother revealed the answer and said, "I choose to be older than you." On the other side, the mother of the sixth sister also chimed in: "That's right, I was relieved to see that you were so entangled just now...... Hehehe, the young man really cares about our family's flowers~! Then the mother of the sixth sister asked: "What is Yanhua's birthday?" Monkey Sailei didn't bother this time, and quickly wrote the answer: "April 9th." This time, it was my mother, who had a bad memory, who wrote April 16th...... And Monkey Yanhua's mother wrote it correctly.
Monkey Sailei couldn't help complaining: "Oh, what's the matter, my mother...... This is all wrong, I celebrate Yanhua's birthday every year~! The mother was embarrassed and said, "I'm sorry, Xiao Lei." Did I misremember...... But your mother-in-law is quite satisfied~! Monkey Sailei didn't care and said, "The third question is out." Mother then asked, "How did you celebrate your birthday and Yanhua?" Monkey Sailei struggled to recall, and his mother quickly wrote out the answer: "Let's do it together." Monkey Sailei thought for a long time, and wrote in detail: "She spent all that day with me, and she would give me a small paper crane that day...... and my favorite osmanthus wine ......" (three hundred words are omitted here, and the rest is left to the reader's own imagination) Monkey Sailei wrote for a long time for fear that it would not be detailed, and it would not be consistent with the answers of the two.
Monkey Sailei wrote so carefully, and the mother of Monkey Yanhua on the side became more and more satisfied. The mother wrote it a long time ago, and the mother of the monkey Yanhua wrote a small paragraph that she knew.
Three monkeys and a pair, basically all in the middle. Monkey Sailei looked at Monkey Yanhua's mother and said, "It's your turn." Monkey Yanhua's mother waved her hand and said, "No, what we are actually testing in this level is whether you are sincere to Yanhua...... As for what I said just now, it's all a lie to you, teasing you, I see that you are so nervous that your palms are sweaty~! Monkey Sailei then put his heart at ease and said: "Thank you, mother-in-law~!" The mother boasted to everyone, "Look, this is my honest and sincere son." Monkey Sailei said shamefully: "Where, where." The welcoming team behind couldn't help but be moved by this scene, and many female monkeys shed tears and said: "The master is really attentive to his wife~!" ”
"Oh my God, I'm about to cry~!" Monkey Sailei waved his hand to greet everyone: "Hurry up, it's a little dark this day." "Monkey Sailei rode on his horse and came to the sixth level with the greeting team.
Monkey Sailei looked at the sixth level nervously, in case he couldn't pass this level, how could he explain it to the second lady?
Monkey Sailei looked at him with anxiety, and it was actually the monkey who was waiting here. The monkey tenaciousness seemed to be a little jerky, but he still stood up and invited the monkey Sailei and said: "Godfather, you are here, I will not serve as the last pass." Monkey Sailei raised his heart to his throat and said, "What are you going to test me here?" The monkey smiled tenaciously and said, "I'm going to be better at this level, as long as you tell me about your daughter." Monkey Sailei was stunned for a moment and then said: "What do you mean, could it be that my father promised you something?" Monkey said directly, "I mean, I want to be friends with your daughter...... As for what you elders think later, let's talk about it later. Anyway, we're still young~! Monkey Sailei looked surprised and said, "It's really fake, will the two of them agree?" At this time, the monkey Fenhua of the fourth level appeared and said: "Actually, it's not difficult, it depends on how your father coaxes me." Monkey Sailei saw that both sides had arrived, and the arrow had to be sent on the string, Monkey Sailei felt a little pain in his head and said: "Okay, the difficult thing is that you two don't have ...... That's the foundation. Daughter Monkey Fenhua increased the difficulty even more maliciously and said: "Yes, not only that, but I'm still angry now~!" Monkey Sailai sighed and said, "Yes, do you remember the last time you blushed at each other? Monkey Fenhua was taken aback, she couldn't imagine that her father was so bad, and she suddenly said that Monkey Fenhua and Monkey were tenacious.
Monkey Fenhua was in a daze, and said coquettishly: "Less, dad, do you know that grandma is so tricky?" The monkey's tenacious face is also very thin, and it was suddenly said that it was critical, and the monkey had no choice but to stare dryly.
Monkey Sailei saw that there was a scene, and continued to play the railroad while it was hot: "Actually, I know that it is impossible for you to be together all at once, but it shouldn't be a big problem to be friends." Monkey Sailei's words made the two monkeys a little embarrassed, and Monkey Fenhua pursed her lips and said, "How can you, as a father, sacrifice your daughter for your own happiness?" Monkey Sailei is old and refined, and he has already seen that the two monkeys are a little moved, so he strengthened and said: "You can get to know each other first, and then maybe you will go further in the future~!" Monkey Fenhua couldn't stand it anymore, and ran away all of a sudden: "I hate it, Daddy is the worst~!" The monkey had no choice but to catch up, and when the monkey Sailei saw that the guards had walked away, he secretly said proudly: "The child is so coaxing~!" It seems that tonight is the day we are really together. Monkey Sailei was afraid that the monkey would come back and embarrass himself, so he didn't care about his daughter and rode away.
The greeting team has stayed up from eight o'clock in the morning until now, and they have long been complaining, and everyone has become relaxed after arriving at the sixth sister's house.
Monkey Sai Lei welcomed Monkey Yanhua home, and then everything followed naturally. Fortunately, whether it was Monkey Sailei's relatives and friends or Monkey Yanhua's relatives and friends, everyone consciously didn't make much trouble, but silently chose to bless the two monkeys.
In order to have energy with Monkey Yanhua, Monkey Sailei didn't drink much, just a little bit of fun.
Finally, the two monkeys with a bumpy love road came together. Monkey Sailei couldn't wait to open the monkey Yanhua who had made up, and praised: "The lady is so handsome, and it is not in vain that I have waited for a lifetime......" Monkey Yanhua also held back tears and said: "Xiao Lei, I will finally be your monkey tonight~!" Monkey Sailei couldn't help but shed tears and said: "Yes, today is a big day, let's talk about some happiness." Monkey Yanhua reproached Monkey Sailei and said: "It's all you, you actually made people cry...... No, it's going to take a few rounds tonight......" After saying that, the little girl's blush rose on Monkey Yanhua's face, and she smiled sweetly.
Tonight was a sleepless night for both monkeys. The next morning, Monkey Sailei woke up first, kissed Monkey Yanhua's forehead, and couldn't help but sigh: "Life is like this, what more can a husband ask for?" ”