Chapter 20: Random Map Adventure (Part I)
"Random Map Adventure" is a three-in-place program with unfixed guests, unfixed activity content, and unfixed event location, and the randomness of the lucky bag has added a lot of gimmicks to this show.
At the beginning of the show, Wei Heguang was in the busy street, holding a chocolate cone in his hand and a signature sunny smile on his face. As soon as the camera turned, the majestic Taishan Mountain was displayed in front of the audience.
This time, Wei Heguang's task is to lead two amateur guests to climb Mount Taishan at night as the captain of the mountaineering team, and take a group photo at sunrise.
When several people arrived at the east exit of Hongmen at the foot of Taishan Mountain, it was 10 o'clock in the evening, the car door opened, and Wei Heguang jumped out of the car with a backpack on his back.
Immediately afterwards, a 50-year-old middle-aged man got out of the car, he was one of the amateur guests of this episode, an ordinary office worker; Then, a fat ball-like figure slowly squeezed out of the car, and another amateur guest in this issue was a fourteen-year-old boy who was suffering from binge eating disorder and had weighed 100 kilograms.
The three of them were all neatly equipped, with jackets, hiking sticks, and bulging backpacks, and it seemed that they had made sufficient preparations for this climb.
"Guys, let's do it!" Wei Heguang waved his cane and said to the camera, "See you at the top of the mountain!" β
Mountaineering is actually not an easy task, Wei Heguang, a young man who is strong and dances for a living, is naturally not a problem, the camera sweeps back, and the audience understands where the biggest obstacle to this event is.
The silent uncle who has worked diligently in the office for more than 20 years is still a small deputy section chief, and before he reaches the age of 60, his old arms and legs are already as if they have been welded to death, and he does not obey the call;
The boy with a weight of 100 kilograms worked even harder, and he was already sweating like rain in only ten minutes, so he gritted his teeth and persevered, took out a handful of toffee from his pocket and stuffed it into his mouth, lowered his head and tried to move forward.
"Brother, what's your name?" Seeing that the boy was crawling hard, Wei Heguang talked to him.
The boy silently took two more steps up and replied, "Everyone calls me Chubby." β
"I think this name is smooth, but it doesn't last long, you see, if you lose weight in the future, how can I call you when I meet? Do your family call you Chubby? β
"Little Fatty" shook his head, "My family calls me Xiao Hao." β
"Then I'll call you Xiao Hao too, you see how good this name is. We both have similar names, both of which mean light. After Wei Heguang finished speaking, he pulled Uncle Silence, "Uncle, what is your surname?" β
"Stunnedβ" was Halo's voice as she received the message.
Uncle Silent said sorry, took out his phone from his pocket, and began to reply to messages.
Wei Heguang was suddenly a little dumbfounded, can he play with his mobile phone so clearly while recording a show? So I couldn't help asking, "Uncle, is it a message from the family?" β
The uncle didn't raise his head, he typed quickly all the way, and replied to him: "It's a matter of work." β
The picture changed to Uncle Silent's house, where the uncle passed by the camera in pajamas and holding his mobile phone, which was exactly the same as the posture he had just had on the mountain, and he didn't even notice that there was an extra camera at home.
Immediately afterwards, a middle-aged woman who looked like a wife faced the camera and said helplessly: "I secretly signed up without him." My Lao Li has worked in the unit for more than 20 years, obviously not an important person, but always feel that their unit is not free of him for a moment, and it has become more and more serious over the years, going home from work and work, holding his mobile phone all the time to write materials for guidance, like a demon, in fact, people do not lack him at all. She smiled embarrassedly and continued, "Earlier I thought he was having an affair, but then I found out that he just wanted to work all the time. I hope that by participating in this show, even if it can make him change his mood. β
"Uncle, it's hard to come out and climb Mount Taishan at night, we can chat more, liberate ourselves from work, relax your mood, look at the trees on this mountain, and this air, oh so fresh air!" Wei Heguang persuaded hard.
"There's a material for Corey to use for tomorrow's meeting, and I'm going to explain the details to them."
"Didn't you take a leave of absence when you came to record the show?"
"Please, yes, but I'm afraid they ......," Deputy Section Chief Li was halfway through his words, and put his mind into the materials again.
Before he finished speaking, Xiao Hao stopped there, threw his backpack on the ground, opened the zipper and pulled out a piece of cheese bread, the bread was squeezed into half of the original flat, and when it was empty, it rebounded by three points. Taking out another can of "sweet milk" and stuffing it into his pocket, Xiao Hao picked up the backpack again, and chewed it as he walked.
Less than 20 minutes after the start of the climb, Wei Heguang was already stunned by the impact of the two partners, and could only try his best to hide his surprise.
In the 25th minute, the three of them had already entered the dense forest, and the deputy section chief, who had been bowing his head to "work", suddenly raised his mobile phone and anxiously looked for a signal "this...... Why is there no signal? β
Wei Heguang was secretly happy in his heart, "Maybe the mountain is too high, and the signal is very weak." It's okay, uncle, you have already taken a leave of absence, and your unit should be able to handle the work at the same time. Besides, it's almost eleven o'clock, and it's time for your colleagues to go to bed. β
The deputy section chief unwillingly confirmed that the mobile phone had indeed lost signal, and then put the mobile phone away. chatted with Wei Heguang without a match.
Mr. Ren Letong, a famous performing artist, once said that Wei Heguang's life has two major characteristics, one is "haha laughter" and the other is "dui dui said". Cheerful, sunny and full of curiosity, it is the combination of Yiwei and Guang who can form two mountains of "naughty and mischievous" with Lu Ajian.
Under the attack of Wei Heguang's chatting and asking, the deputy section chief gradually left the materials behind and answered all kinds of questions raised by Wei Heguang.
Wei Heguang occasionally wanted to pull Xiao Hao into the chat group, but every time Xiao Hao responded vaguely to his accosting, his mouth was busy chewing sausages, hamburgers, chicken legs, and even 12-inch boxes of pizza that kept being pulled out of his backpack. Even the deputy section chief couldn't help but persuade: "Xiao Hao, eating while climbing the mountain is not good for your stomach, you eat slowly." β
Xiao Hao hastily replied, "I'm hungry." "The two of them are speechless, people are carrying 100 kilograms of weight to climb this mountain at an altitude of 1,300 meters with you, can't you eat something?
Wei Heguang thought about it and whispered to the deputy section chief: "Uncle Li, fortunately, the backpack has a limited capacity, and he won't eat it after eating." β
Uncle Li nodded, and the two silently united the front.
Xiao Hao inhaled food at an astonishing rate, and within an hour of climbing, his backpack was already empty.
The three of them rested on a platform, Wei Heguang gave up after a few sips of water, Xiao Hao came over and asked, "Brother, do you have anything to eat?" β
Wei Heguang subconsciously wanted to answer, "Yes." Thinking that this kid had eaten two days' worth of food in the past hour, he smiled and said, "Yes, yes, but you have to complete the task with me to get food." Yan Yan stretched out his hand and pointed to the big tree on the side of the road, "Do you see that there are many kinds of trees on the side of the road?" For every ten different kinds of leaves you collect, you can come to me in exchange for food. β
A line of late-stage words suddenly popped up in Wei Heguang's hand: "Brother's temporary task: collect leaves." "There's also a small light bulb with it.
Xiao Hao was weak after a break halfway, and he just wanted to eat something quickly, so he nodded and said okay at the moment.
The rest of the road is much more interesting. Xiao Hao's eyes were like eagles all the way, and his fat body had to climb up and down for the fallen leaves in the grass or in the grass, jumping and squatting, and shouting from time to time, "Ah, there seems to be a snake!" "Look, this butterfly is dead!" , the whole person looks much more energetic.
Uncle Li looked at Xiao Hao and couldn't help but think of his daughter: "When our family climbed the mountain a few years ago, my daughter was still young, and she was halfway up and wanted to go down, if I had known this trick earlier." β
Wei Heguang asked: "She shouldn't make trouble now." β
"Yes, she was still young at that time, only seven or eight years old, and now she definitely won't, she is married."
Wei Heguang was shocked again.
A few years ago??