Chapter 50: Heavy Taste

Shen Li's handsome face was a little dark, grinded his teeth, stretched out his hand to cover Shen Xi's ears next to him, and then looked at Sheng Zhu, and said seriously: "Don't worry, lady, I will only pick up your pants in this life, and other people will not have such blessings." ”

Sheng Zhu was suddenly embarrassed, and his face was as red as a big lobster in the pot.

She quickly changed the subject: "That... How do you know? ”

Hemorrhoids are an unspeakable pain, not to mention ancient times, even in modern times, few people talk about this kind of thing.

Shen Liang smiled and told her what had happened.

In fact, it's not that complicated, more than two years ago, Shen Xi was pushed down the mountain by Lin Chunwang, and the village doctor Ge said that he couldn't help it, so he prepared for the future, Shen Liang didn't give up, and held the last ray of hope, and took his sister to Baicaotang.

Baicaotang is the property of the Qin family, at that time, the Qin imperial doctor had just resigned and returned to his ancestral hometown to retire, and he would come to sit for a consultation in his spare time, and he happened to encounter this incident, so he rescued Shen Xi with a magical acupuncture technique.

Shen Liang was a grateful person, inquired about the residence of Imperial Doctor Qin, and a few days later went to his house with a basket of game that he had hunted in the mountains, but as a result, he saw Imperial Doctor Qin's face full of pain, crawling on his knees, and his pants were covered with blood......

Hearing this, Sheng Zhu couldn't help but have a black line.

So Imperial Doctor Qin's hemorrhoids are already so serious? He is a doctor himself, and he can't cure anything.

Shen Liang easily guessed what she was thinking, and explained: "The doctor doesn't treat himself, he has also taken medicine, but unfortunately the symptoms are not cured, and he can't remove them by himself." It's just that his reputation is too great, and if he finds another doctor to treat him, it won't be easy to hear, and it's very easy to smash the signboard, so he has to drag it out until now. ”

I see, Sheng Zhu understood.

In the final analysis, it is just an old man with a good face, who has hemorrhoids and dare not say it, and he has no way to operate on himself, so he can only suffer.

She remembered the hemorrhoid cream she had seen in the system mall before, her eyes rolled, and she said silently in her mind: "Nine tubes, what is the effect of hemorrhoids cream, can it be cured?" ”

The system scoffed: "Host, can you not ask such a childish question?" The things produced by this system, do you think they are dog skin plasters in the Jianghu Lang to deceive people? I can use my unified packing ticket, as long as I apply the hemorrhoid cream of the system, relieve the pain in one minute, reduce the swelling in three days, and look at it again in ten days, keep the butt clean and slippery, and there will not be even a scar, which is called easy to remove hemorrhoids without residue! ”

Sheng Zhuqiang resisted the urge to complain, and then asked: "How many points does a box need?" ”

"It's not expensive, it's just ten points. It's not a small amount, it's enough to heal one person. ”

Isn't that expensive? Sheng Zhu was speechless.

She doesn't have half a point now, and she can't buy it if she wants to, so she can only complete the task first, and then consider whether to buy it when the time comes.

How can you complete the task as quickly as possible?

Sheng Zhu glanced at Shen Li, and wanted to buy a few bottles of spirits later, coaxing him to drink it at night, and when he was drunk and his eyes were misty, and he saw that everyone was a peerless beauty, and then...

"Don't even think about it!" The system jumped to its feet and warned, "I'm telling you, you're inducing, foul!" Even if you succeed in getting him to kiss you, you won't want to get a single point! ”

Cut, stingy.

Sheng Zhu secretly rolled her eyes, her husband, what's wrong with her inducing?

Just as he was about to retort a few words, a man stumbled in at the door, about sixty years old, with gray hair, a beard with fairy bones, a clear and thin face, and wearing a simple blue robe.

If you guessed correctly, it should be the Qin Imperial Doctor.

Qin Zhong's face was covered with sweat, as if he had been fished out of the water, and he shouted while shaking: "Shen boy, hurry, help the old man!" ”

Shen Liang hurriedly got up and sat down on the stool with him, and asked strangely, "Looking at Uncle Qin's appearance, what kind of incurable disease is this encountering again?" ”

"Who's to say it isn't?" Qin Zhong raised his sleeve and wiped a handful of sweat, and said, "The little doll was shocked, it's the third time, the situation is critical, I gave him an injection, but it can only save his life temporarily, if it is not cured, he will be a fool in this life." ”

He casually picked up the tea on the table and poured it, shook his head and sighed, "Hey, it's a pity, if there is a good black gastrodia, maybe there will be a rescue." ”

Sheng Zhu couldn't help but interject: "Is it rare to get black red gastrodia?" ”

Qin Zhong found out that there was another person in the house besides the Shen family brothers and sisters, first looked at her, and then looked at Shen Liang inquiringly, Shen Liang smiled and introduced, "This is my daughter-in-law." ”

Syllable! Qin Zhong's hand shook, and the teacup rolled to the ground.

Sheng Zhu bent down to pick it up for him and put it away, then smiled politely at him.

This smile made the dazzling red spots on his face more and more hideous and terrifying, and shocked the old man to his senses for a long time. He's a doctor, and he's been in the palace for so many years, who hasn't seen him? Good-looking, ugly, ugly, can be described as countless people.

But the couple in front of them are simply two extremes, one is good-looking, the other is ugly, this, this... It doesn't work at all.

Qin Zhong suspected that he was too old to hear it wrong, so he asked again: "Shen boy, who did you just say she was?" ”

Sheng Zhu secretly gritted his teeth.

One by one, they all judge people by their appearance, what's ugly? Eat their rice? She's so ugly, huh!

Blocking Shen Li's words, Sheng Zhu first saluted Qin Zhong, then smiled slightly, put his hands to his mouth to make a trumpet shape, and said loudly: "I am Shen Li's daughter-in-law, wife, insider, mother-in-law, and future child!" Have you heard clearly? Not clear, I can say it again! ”

Qin Zhong: "......"

The eardrums are buzzing, the heart is bad, and the face is scornful.

He couldn't help but roll his eyes at Shen Li, who was smiling and silent next to him.

He mentioned several times before that he wanted to tell him about his beautiful and well-behaved niece, and even tried to let the two have a "chance meeting", but his niece was moved, but Shen Liang didn't let go, he thought that he was too high-minded and couldn't look down on his niece.

But it turns out that this kid is not high-eyed, but he doesn't have eyes at all!

Qin Zhong coughed twice and calmed down, since Shen Liang had already recognized this daughter-in-law, he would naturally not say anything as an outsider, radish and cabbage have their own loves, maybe Shen Liang's taste is heavier.

He showed a warm smile like a patient, and said, "Little lady, don't be so loud, I'm not old enough to be that old." ”

said and tried to pull the topic back, "As for the black red gastrodia, it's not rare, it's very rare!" You are not a doctor who doesn't know, the wild small gastrodia is easy, and from time to time someone brings it to our Baicaotang to sell, and the price is not expensive. However, compared with the efficacy of black gastrodia, the difference is not half a star, and the treatment of chronic diseases such as headache and rheumatism is okay, but the emergency diseases such as convulsions, limb numbness, and epilepsy spasms in children must be black-red gastrodia, otherwise the drug effect will not be achieved, and the patient is very likely to be unable to be treated. It's a pity that the number of black red gastrodia is scarce, and it is not enough to supply the dignitaries and nobles in the capital, where can it appear in this small Qingyun Town. ”

It turns out that black red gastrodia is so scarce, and it is about to catch up with the giant panda.

Sheng Zhu hurriedly asked: "Is the black red gastrodia expensive?" ”

Qin Zhong stretched out five fingers, "This number, do you say it's expensive?" ”

Sheng Zhu: "Five taels of silver a catty?" ”

Qin Zhong leaned at her: "Little lady, don't dare to open your mouth, what five taels, it's fifty taels!" ”