Chapter 177: Old Black
If there is anyone in this world who can make Zhang Yue at a loss, except for Yan Xi, maybe there is only the woman in front of her who is pointing at her brain and nagging.
After a week of rest, Zhang Qin was basically cured, which was not only thanks to her own good physical fitness, but also thanks to the elixir provided by the Mirror Division. Immediately afterwards, Zhang Yue's nightmare also began. It was the first time that everyone in the mirror division saw Zhang Yue with such a rich expression face-to-face, and they even coquettish.
Zhang Yue grabbed Zhang Qin's hand, buried her head in Zhang Qin's arms, and said softly: "Okay, Mom, I know it's wrong." ”
's delicate appearance made everyone collapse. Yan Xi sat aside, still looking aggrieved. Zhang Qin glanced at it and said helplessly: "Who asked you to bully Xiaoxi, what's the use of apologizing with me, deal with it yourself, it's really, such a big person, it's not sensible at all." ”
"......" Zhang Yue held her forehead, turned her eyes to the rest of the people for help, and ushered in all the faces that were not too big to see the excitement. One Yan Xi is enough to collapse, and now there is another mother, Zhang Yue only feels that her head hurts, and the cultivation she has cultivated for so many years has been in vain.
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This is just a simple microcosm of every day, after the night owl thing ended, Zhang Yue also enjoyed a comfortable life. Lying under the cherry blossom trees and watching the falling flowers fly, it is no worse than the feeling of boating on the small lake of the mirror division, the only thing lacking may be the familiarity!
Zhang Yue pillowed his hands behind his head, crossed Erlang's legs, the cup of sake in the room next to him, a falling flower floated down, fell in the cup, and rippled in a circle, he didn't care, he picked up the wine glass and took a sip, the faint fragrance of flowers wafted into the tip of his nose, with the aroma of wine, washing his nerves, the almost paralyzing feeling made Zhang Yue moan softly, his body gradually softened, the back of the tree trunk slid down, the two legs were naturally stretched, and the whole person fell asleep under the tree regardless of the image.
Yan Xi stood on the branch, the whole person was hidden among the cherry blossoms, looked at Zhang Yue under the tree, and shook his head, "As soon as this person relaxes, he is really like a salted fish, I helped him get rid of such a big trouble, and he didn't say anything at all." ”
Beside her, the nurse was tasting the salmon sushi she had just made, and said vaguely, "Didn't he accompany you for three days in Akihabara?" Not enough? ”
"! Every time he saw something about lilies, he couldn't leave, so I walked halfway and walked by myself. It's a perverted lily control! Yan Xi said indignantly, snatched the sushi that the nurse was about to put in her mouth and threw it into her mouth, and chewed it a few times, "No mustard?" ”
The nurse's face changed slightly, "That thing doesn't work for me." ”
Yan Xi shrugged his shoulders and said, "Nurse, do you think he will continue to be a non-killing assistant?" This time, he had opened the killing ring, that lich, but it was really the first demon he had killed himself. ”
The nurse shook her head and said, "I don't know." However, I always felt that even if he didn't kill, he was the most powerful assistant of the Spirit Dao Alliance, so I didn't care. ”
"Hmph, alien people, don't kill demons, then what? This is his job, and if he can't kill him, he might as well go back to being a human. Yan Xi said coldly. On this one issue, she never backs down.
The nurse also understood in her heart, so she didn't say anything more and concentrated on dealing with the sushi on the ceramic plate. Yan Xi looked greedy, "No, I'll go and make a whole dish too, you don't have mustard, it's not delicious." ”
"Cut, soy sauce is invincible!" The nurse pursed her lips disdainfully.
At this moment, a sword intent rose without warning, slashing down a piece of cherry blossom, which happened to land on Zhang Yue's fingertips. He pinched the cherry blossoms, his eyes closed or squinted, "By the way, bring me a plate?" ”
"Sword intent? Still...... Murderous? You? Among the cherry blossoms, a black and white lightsaber was suspended, exuding a condensed sword intent, stabbing the surrounding void with a sneering sound, and in that sword intent, there was also a very faint murderous aura, which made this lightsaber have a more solemn taste. Yan Xi looked at this sword with some surprise.
Zhang Yue pinched the two fingers of the cherry blossom, turned it slightly, and the lightsaber shook, broke through the air, and flew straight into the sky, shattering the clouds into points of light in the sky, and dissipating them with the wind.
"Killing demons may not be that difficult." Zhang Yue said with a smile.
"Cut! Pretending to be a ghost" Yan Xi rolled her eyes, turned her face to a satisfied smile, and went into the house with a smile all the way to find the chef. After a while, I saw Yan Xi walk out with two large plates of sushi and sit next to Zhang Yue, and the two chatted with each other while tasting sushi.
The nurse sat on the tree, watched all this, ate the last sushi, hastily wiped her mouth, and muttered, "Oh, woman." As she was about to leave, she suddenly felt an extremely hot gaze behind her, and when she looked back, she saw a black face smiling with two rows of big white teeth, and she was startled, and almost fell off the tree.
"I'm going to die!" The nurse kicked it angrily.
Bang! The cherry blossoms were scattered, the smoke and dust were drifting, Lao Hei touched his aching buttocks, his face was innocent, "I just want to go shopping with you, where is such a big reaction!" ”
"you." After speaking, the nurse turned around and left, leaving Lao Hei with a blank face, as well as Zhang Yue and Yan Xi who leaned over to protect the food.
Lao Hei scratched his head and sighed: "Alas, is it that relatives are here, and they have such a big temper." With that, he walked towards Zhang Yue and Yan Xi, "Eh, are you two free, go shopping with me, I've been bored here for a few days, and I'm bored to death." ”
Yan Xi pointed to the direction where the nurse left and said, "You're not going to coax her?" ”
Lao Hei said, "What are you coaxing? Angry, you can't listen to anything, you women are like this, you lose your temper without saying hello, wait for a few days to be gone, I'll go again. Are you free? After speaking, he found that Yan Xi looked at him a little strangely, as if he was sympathetic, and there was some pity, but more helplessness.
In fact, Zhang Yue also looked at him like this, but Zhang Yue's eyes have never been able to see it.
Yan Xi sighed and said, "I'm going to play with the nurse, you have to go shopping to find the moon!" ”
"I want to eat sushi." As she spoke, Zhang Yue reached out and grabbed Yan Xi's porcelain plate, but was slapped open. Yan Xi said angrily: "When you go shopping, are you still afraid that you won't have sushi to eat?" Buy it yourself. ”
Zhang Yue was speechless for a while, although what Yan Xi said made sense, but where can the sushi outside compare to the high-quality products made by these top chefs? Looking at Yan Xi's eyes as a thief, he had no choice but to compromise, if this little witch sued his mother again, I am afraid it would be another nightmare.
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On the street, Lao Hei looked around like a child, as if everything around him was new to him. But in Zhang Yue's opinion, there are still many high-rise buildings around, but what you see is in Japanese, and there is nothing surprising.
"Eh, Stay Moon, look, what is that Japanese about? And that, is that the meaning of a ramen restaurant? I've heard that ramen in Japan is famous, so why don't you try it? I don't know if I can compare with Lanzhou ramen in our country......"
Zhang Yue calmly listened to Lao Hei's questions, after so many years of getting along, he already understood that there was no need to answer this talkative question, because when you thought about how to answer, he would quickly throw out the second, third, and fourth ...... I don't know how many questions bombard you, not to mention, he just can't keep his mouth slid and doesn't really want to know the answer.
After wandering around for a short time, Lao Hei suddenly stopped, looked around, and asked mysteriously, "Have you ever heard of a geisha?" ”
Zhang Yue was stunned, looking at Lao Hei's serious face, he knew that it was necessary to answer this question, "I know, what's wrong?" ”
"Interested?" Lao Hei rubbed his hands, his face full of excitement.
Zhang Yue frowned, patted him on the shoulder, and sighed helplessly, "Are you thinking crooked?" Geisha don't sell their performances, and we don't necessarily appreciate their dances, but if you're really interested, we can take you to see them. ”
"Good, good! Let's go! ”
"That's what you're out for?"
"Shh......h Low profile! Standing in front of the mirror, Lao Hei looked at the blue and white striped kimono on his body and asked, "How is it?" Does it look a little Japanese? ”
"Chinese can also go to the art museum, what are you doing here?" Zhang Yue was a little speechless on the side.
"That's true, it's just a matter of following the locals! However, this dress is really a bit inconvenient to wear. Lao Hei pursed his lips and said.
Zhang Yue really wanted to stay away from this guy who had escaped, he had already felt the strange eyes around him. Anyone who sees a man scratching his head in front of a mirror should feel strange. Fortunately, Lao Hei didn't keep looking at it like this, and after posing for a few minutes, he was still satisfied and ready to leave, he frowned and walked to Zhang Yue's side, and asked in a low voice: "Duyue, tell me the truth, am I very handsome in my clothes?" ”
"Huh?" Zhang Yue was confused and didn't know why, so she could only use question particles to express her doubts.
Lao Hei looked at Zhang Yue's face that didn't even bother to frown, and was a little angry, "Alas, I just found out that many people are looking at me, especially girls, all staring at me. Am I actually very much in line with the Japanese aesthetics? ”
Zhang Yue hesitated to tell Lao Hei the truth, because his current image is indeed not flattering, although he is also sloppy on weekdays, but the feeling of being able to wear formal clothes like a kimono out of pajamas will definitely not conform to anyone's aesthetics, those eyes are more surprised and puzzled.
After thinking for a while, Zhang Yue nodded a little awkwardly, in order to avoid unnecessary trouble, Zhang Yue felt that it was more appropriate to let Lao Hei continue to take it in his dreams.
Walking on the street in a kimono, Lao Hei felt that he was closer to this somewhat unfamiliar country, and the flip-flops under his feet were used as clogs by him, and he stepped on them so loudly that he looked like a clown. Zhang Yue followed behind him, about two steps behind, always maintaining the appearance of a passerby, as if to say to the pedestrians around him, "I don't know him."