Chapter 18: Don't Eat This Fish

Su Youyi quickly raised her head and glanced at Gao Qishou, who pursed his lips with a smile on his face.

Got it, deliberately.

She said that why she had a bad year, every time she met the emperor recently, there was no good thing, how to explain it now? ”

"The emperor misunderstood, didn't the slave come to thank you? If the emperor didn't believe it, the slave maid went outside to beat gongs and drums to tell the people in the palace that the slave maid was here to thank him. ”

The emperor wrinkled his brows, and the always dignified person had no way to deal with Su Youyi.

"You beat the gong and drum to let Concubine Xian know that I went to save you on purpose? Isn't the play of the day in vain? ”

The emperor glanced at him, Gao Qishou stepped forward to give him a wide coat with great eyes, but the emperor took a step back, and raised his chin in the direction of Su Youyi, "You come." ”

Gao Qishou stepped aside, "Then the slave went to see if dinner was ready." ”

Su Youyi slowly got up from the ground, she was familiar with the matter of untying people's clothes, and she took off the clothes of the eldest prince every night before going to bed.

But......

Su Youyi approached the emperor, only to find that he was so tall, his body was long without any fat, his chest and arms were still very strong, and he couldn't hide the undulating lines of his muscles and flesh through a layer of middle clothes.

Unexpectedly, the emperor who is in a high position is still a practitioner.

The emperor watched her unbutton her grinding and chirping, bowing his head in displeasure, and his chin fell right on top of her head, almost rubbing her hair.

She was unbuttoning her placket, her hands were a little clumsy because of nervousness, but the emperor forgot to lose his temper.

He only sniffed the fragrance in her hair, which was different from the osmanthus oil commonly used by women in the palace, very light and smelly.

"What kind of hair oil do you use?"

Thinking in his heart, he asked out of his mouth, Su Youyi snorted, suddenly raised his head, and hit a hard thing on the top of his head.

The emperor took a step back, holding his chin with one hand, showing a painful look.

"Your Majesty! Are you alright? ”

Xiao Yizi quickly pounced on him and shouted outside the hall, "Doctor Xuan, quickly Xuan-"

"There's no need to announce it, make a big fuss."

The emperor held his chin and glared at Su Youyi, the latter's knees were weak and he was about to kneel down, the emperor's eyes were quick to speak, "Do you think that if you offend me again and again, you will be fine if you kneel?" ”

In this way, Su Youyi was not easy to kneel.

"The slave didn't mean to hit the emperor, who let you ...... It's too close to me. ”

Xiao Yizi looked at her with a look of death, how many women in the palace wanted the emperor to get close to them but couldn't, she actually thought that the emperor was too close to her?

No, she must have thought she was dying too long.

The emperor snorted lightly, "You haven't answered my question yet. ”

"Slaves and maids don't need hair oil, what the emperor smells is afraid of the smell of honey locusts."

"I'm not a pampered prince in the palace since I was a child, and I know what the soap locust tastes like for laundry, but it's not."

Su Youyi tilted her head and thought for a while, "Yes, I'm afraid it's the smell of mint grass." The people in the slave house said that it didn't taste good to wash their hair with only honey locusts, so they added some mint grass to the water. ”

The emperor felt that what he smelled was not the smell of mint grass, and what Su Youyi said was not a lie, but he was afraid that this light fragrance was the smell of her body.

He didn't say much anymore, and Su Youyi was a little apologetic, "Does the emperor's jaw hurt?" Can I still eat? ”

Although the emperor was too close to her to be bumped into, in the end she hurt people, Su Youyi is a responsible person, and she can't run away if she hits someone.

The emperor glanced at her lightly, "I can't eat, you can cook for me." ”

Su Youyi: "......"

He hurt his jaw, and he didn't have a broken hand and couldn't eat, so what did he do with the dishes?

Su Youyi only dared to think about it in her heart, but she didn't dare to say it, what if she said that the emperor made more excessive requests......

Gao Qishou came out of the side hall, saw that the emperor's jaw was red, and he was frightened, Xiao Yizi hurriedly gave him a look, and he stared at Su Youyi angrily.

This girl is so bold that she just refused the emperor and injured the dragon body again!

Su Youyi looked innocent, and she didn't mean it.

The emperor sat down at the top, Su Youyi looked at the table, and instead of seeing the imaginary delicacies and abalone and ginseng wings, there were seven or eight dishes with meat and vegetables, as well as a fragrant chicken soup.

The eldest prince eats more than seven or eight dishes in one meal, and it is rare for the emperor to be so simple as the son of heaven.

Su Youyi had a new definition of his image, so she heard the emperor say coldly: "Why don't you come over quickly, what are you doing there?" ”

She leaned over and was about to raise the chopsticks, when Gao Qishou coughed beside her.

"It is important to give the emperor a dish, you have to eat all the dishes first, and confirm that the emperor is non-toxic before you can eat them."

Su Youyi nodded, took the small bowl handed over by the palace man, and sandwiched the dishes on the table into her own bowl.

First of all, a dish of sour bamboo shoots and chicken skin, Su Youyi has no good impression of chicken skin but loves to eat sour bamboo shoots, so when she picks up vegetables, she makes dim sum eyes, and sandwiches more sour bamboo shoots and less chicken skin.

There was only a trace of chicken skin in the chicken skin of a chopsticks sour bamboo shoots, Xiao Yizi's eyes widened, and the emperor pretended not to see it.

Su Youyi stood on the right hand side of the emperor, took small bites and ate the dishes in the bowl, and suddenly regretted that she had lost the chicken skin.

In the end, it is the imperial diet, and she can make the ingredients she doesn't like to eat delicious, and it seems that she has a good mouth today.

The emperor and Gao Qishou watched her try the dishes one by one, nodding their heads slightly from time to time, and thinking that she should be judging the dishes in her heart.

For example, this sour bamboo shoots are really tender, and this vinegar-pickled golden needle is really cool.

Su Youyi's chopsticks stretched out to a fish, and after the fish meat was entered, she suddenly frowned, "Your Majesty, don't eat this!" ”

The emperor raised his eyebrows, and Gao Qishou's master and apprentice were like facing a great enemy, "What, this fish is poisonous?!" ”

As if to confirm Gao Qishou's words, Su Youyi put down the bowl and covered her throat in pain, and the emperor's gaze changed from surprise to vigilance.

I only heard Su Youyi's voice dumbfounded, and finished the second half of the sentence, "This chopped pepper fish is too spicy, is there any water?" Is there any water? ”

Emperor: "......" She must have done it on purpose.

"Yes, yes, aunt waits!"

Xiao Yizi said that he was busy serving tea, Su Youyi's throat was like a fire, and he couldn't wait for him to serve tea, and when he saw a pigeon soup on the table, he hurriedly put two spoonfuls into his bowl.

Xiao Yizi, who came back from serving tea, saw Su Youyi leaning her neck and drinking the soup, her mouth open enough to put down an egg.

"Aunt Su, that's the emperor's soup ......"

Su Youyi didn't understand what it meant, anyway, she was going to try the dishes, so she drank the soup no matter how she drank it, is there a problem?

When she turned around, she saw that the emperor looked at her with an unkind face, "You are here to test the poison for me, not here for dinner." ”

Su Youyi didn't try the dishes at all, but it was as if she was eating in front of the emperor, and the emperor changed from the eunuch and palace maid who tried the dishes one after another, and it was the first time she saw such an outsider.