At the stone table in the backyard of the Shunfeng Dart Bureau, Shen Liang and Guo Zishun sat face to face.

The two of them looked different and did not speak.

The cool breeze blew, and a few yellow leaves rolled in the air and happily slapped on Guo Zishun's big mouth.

Guo Zishun rubbed the leaves and threw them away, then sneakily glanced in the direction of the kitchen, lowered his voice and asked Shen Li: "Brother, is your daughter-in-law really angry?" ”

Shen Liang sat up straight and said calmly: "Naturally not, the lady is a generous person." ”

It's really generous, when my family is socializing, there is a woman to accompany the wine, not only is not angry, but also deliberately boiled porridge and waited for him to come back to eat, this kind of behavior can be called a model of a good wife!

Guo Zishun's heart has settled down a lot.

Thinking about it carefully, what if you are angry, anyway, it is also Brother Shen's anger, what does it have to do with him as an outsider?

Well, not afraid, not afraid.

Just as he was about to secretly teach Shen Liang a few tricks to coax his daughter-in-law, he saw Sheng Zhu come over with two bowls of porridge, and put a bowl in front of one person.

"Eat." She smiled.

Guo Zishun looked down at his share.

Yellow, yellow, green, and green, it looks like it's a little... Disgusting.

He asked, "What kind of porridge is this?" ”

Sheng Zhu: "Medicinal porridge, boiled with some medicinal herbs, clearing heat and detoxifying, especially suitable for you, Brother Guo." ”

It turned out that this was the case, Guo Zishun was very moved.

My brother and sister are really understanding, he has been busy with the opening of the dart game these days, and his tongue is blistering, and he is indeed a little hot, and it is just right to drink this.

Guo Zishun picked up the spoon and couldn't wait to take a big bite.

The next second...... "vomit"! His facial features were distorted into a ball, and he almost threw up!

Sheng Zhu looked forward to his face: "Brother Guo, is it delicious?" ”

Guo Zishun wanted to cry: "....... Delicious, too! Good! Eat! Finish. ”

Lao Guo was bitter, but Lao Guo couldn't say it.

What kind of medicinal herb is this, are you sure that it clears away heat and detoxifies rather than kills people? Bitter to death him!

"That's good." Sheng Zhu didn't seem to notice that something was wrong with him, and smiled like a simple and harmless rabbit, "It's the first time I've made this kind of medicinal porridge, and I'm afraid you won't be used to it." ”

Guo Zishun couldn't say what he was suffering, he endured the discomfort and ate two more small bites, he couldn't eat it anymore, looked up at Sheng Zhu, and asked pitifully: "Can I... Don't finish eating? ”

Sheng Zhu nodded, "Yes." ”

Before Guo Zishun could be happy, he heard her continue: "Don't eat anything I made from now on." ”

Him: "......"

The sluggish man finally reacted, where is this empathetic, it is clearly a premeditated revenge!

But Shen Liang's mistakes, why should he take revenge on him, what did he do wrong?

Lao Guo said that he was very aggrieved, and couldn't help but glance at Shen Liang opposite him sadly. Ay... Forget it, my own brothers, share the blessings, and naturally share the difficulties together, endure it!

Shen Liang lowered his eyes and looked at the bowl of porridge in front of him, the materials visible to the naked eye were white porridge, green onions and a few slices of shiitake mushrooms, and the color was also normal, and it didn't seem to be boring.

But he knew it was just an illusion.

The lady smiled on the surface, but in fact she was angry in her heart. punished Brother Guo because he was drunk and had no way to hide his mouth, calling her ugly; punished him because he made a mistake by sitting next to a dusty woman when he was socializing.

His lady is so genuine, she has always had revenge on the spot, and she is very cute when she is angry.

Shen Liang scooped a spoonful of porridge and put it in his mouth, savoring the taste. Suddenly, he laughed, and ate one bite after another, as if it were not porridge with ingredients, but the most delicious food in the world.

Guo Zishun was dumbfounded, and couldn't help asking: "Brother, in your bowl... Isn't there anything weird? ”

Shen Liang smiled and said, "No, some of them are all the hearts of the lady." ”

Guo Zishun: "......"

Why is there such a big difference between people and people?

Obviously, he is just an accomplice, and Shen Liang is the main culprit, why did Shen Liang get "heart", but what he got was "bitter porridge", which is too unfair, right?

Oh, woman.

Sheng Zhu is of course fair, looking at her father-in-law's casual appearance, she laughed in her heart.

Load, keep loading!

You have the ability to find a woman, you have the ability not to drink water!

These two bowls of porridge are specially made by her, Guo Zishun is Coptis porridge, which is bitterer than bile, so bitter that cows can shed tears; Shen Li's bowl is even more perverted, scallion and vinegar porridge, and excessive salt is added, the taste, not to mention how sour it is.

She watched coldly as the two men ate the two bowls of porridge without a mouthful of them, and then accepted the bowl with a smile.

Seeing Sheng Zhu's back disappear in the kitchen, Guo Zishun immediately rushed into the thatched house with an arrow, and then vomited. Shen Liang couldn't pretend to be calm anymore, walked quickly to the hall, and began to pour cold water violently.

After a while, the two of them ran back to the courtyard, pretending that nothing had happened, maintaining the posture before Sheng Zhu left—if you ignore Guo Zishun's pale face and Shen Li's moist lips, it will be a flawless disguise.

Sheng Zhu couldn't help laughing, walked over and said, "Xianggong, it's not early, we should go back." ”

Shen Liang nodded and led the horse out.

He wanted to help Sheng Zhu get into the carriage, but unfortunately his daughter-in-law did not cooperate at all, and was willing to use his hands and feet at the same time, climbing up like a puffed toad, and refused to let him touch it.

The carriage ran all the way to Qingshan Pass.

Shen Liang shook the whip and said, "Lady, are you still angry?" ”

There was silence in the carriage.

He added, "Would you like to listen to me?" ”

There was still no movement in it, and I don't know if I was asleep.

Shen Liang smiled, knowing that Sheng Zhu must be listening, but he didn't want to deal with him, so he said to himself: "Lady, I am more wronged than Dou E today, the tailwind dart game is open, and the county order lord comes to cheer on him, this is a good thing, who knows that he is old, but he has no restraint in women, and he called three girls to come over to accompany the wine!" I persuaded it, and my saliva was dry, but people didn't listen, and they teased me, saying that I was a stupid goose and didn't understand the fun of women. ”

There was a creak in the carriage, as if someone had moved the lower seat.

A smile flashed in his eyes, and he continued: "How can I not understand the fun of women? My lady is like a fairy, gentle and virtuous, and the food she cooks is delicious, and my life is very interesting. has a wife like this, those vulgar powders, even when they are sent to me, I don't even bother to glance at them. ”

Sheng Zhu couldn't hold back any longer, lifted the curtain, and snorted him: "A man's mouth, a deceitful ghost!" Am I like a fairy? Am I gentle and virtuous? Shen Li, do you dare to touch your conscience, look at my face, and repeat this again? ”