Chapter 41: The ship sank
Wang Shibai's face showed a strange look, and Fang Shiqing's eyes narrowed into a slit with a smile. The two strong men looked at each other and laughed in unison:
"Sister Poetry, is this little brother not strong enough to carry you, so you came to beg us? Well? Fang Shiqing said very perfunctorily: "Yes, yes, I think you are so strong, why don't you give it a try?" One of the small-eyed men said, "I'm coming, sister poet." Look at how cute my little squinting eyes are~! Another big man pushed around with Xiao Squinting and said, "It should be me, you see how thick my big thick legs are~!" ”
Wang Shibai looked helpless and said, "You two are also positive." Fang Shiqing wished they were making a big fuss, so she let out a bold statement: "You two had better be prepared to be squashed, I am as heavy as Mount Tai~!" This aroused a strong desire for competition between the two. The two were at a stalemate for a while, and Wang Shibai almost couldn't stand it anymore and said: "Why don't you make a bet with me like this, how about the winner come first?" Wang Shibai's words were immediately supported by the two, and he squinted and said: "This is exactly what I want." I don't know what Brother Qin thinks? ”
The hairy leg took over the conversation and said: "This relationship is good, it's so decided~!" Wang Shibai saw that the two of them had no objections, so he smiled and said: "The rules are very simple, you two carry a puppet of the same size as me and run together, whoever wins in the end will be given the poetry to whoever carries it first~!" The two said in unison: "This is simple~!" Squinting and volunteering: "This thing is more powerful than our bear clan's favorite~!" Or I'll come first. ”
Wang Shibai hurriedly said: "Wait a minute, although the rules of the game are very simple. However, during the competition, we will randomly put the poetry on the back of any of the brothers. When the time comes, whoever persists to the end will win~! The hairy leg said unequivocally: "You just put one hundred and twenty hearts, our strength will still care about a poetic sister?" Wang Shibai didn't say more, summoned a boulder carp of the same size, and drew a line at the beginning and end point. Wang Shibai waved his arm with a wicked smile, and the game began.
The two men rushed out at almost the same speed, and with the sound of the boulder carp slapping their butts, the two of them ran after me. It didn't take long for Wang Shibai to start making a bad move, replacing the squinting boulder carp with Fang Shiqing! "Bang~!" Almost at the same time, Squint felt as if his steps were being pulled by a hairy leg, and his legs began to tremble, and in a moment his feet were gone......
Hairy was a little proud at first, thinking that Squint's physical strength just now had been exhausted, and eighty percent couldn't run away from him. When I looked back, I realized that it was Fang Shiqing on my back with squinting eyes! And looking at the exhausted appearance of the other party, it is not pretending at all...... However, happiness came too suddenly, in less than thirty seconds, the situation of the hairy leg was like squinting: he was tired and tired by Fang Shiqing.
Wang Shibai saw that the time was ripe, and he no longer concealed it: "I see that you all want to hug the beauty, but I didn't expect the beauty to be unable to carry it, right?" Then the two of them ran one after the other, slower and slower, and finally ten meters away from the finish line, the two no longer cared about any competition, and lay on the ground without any image and gasped for breath! Squinting his eyes and sweating like rain, he gasped and said, "This is so heavy, are we all fake ice and snow white emperor bears?" The hairy leg panted like a cow, wiped the sweat with the damp cloth he carried with him, and said: "It turns out that our poetic sister is made of iron?" I've also carried it made of iron, so I'm not so tired~! ”
Fang Shiqing had no choice but to be slowly transported by the turtle beast, and Wang Shibai's face was already happy: "It's all about you."
Which one can hold on to the end and who can carry it away, and what is persistence? Didn't you understand me? The poetry on the side has also arrived: "You guys are really stupid enough, don't you see that I am different from before?" After squinting at Fang Shiqing for a while, he was afraid and said: "Sister Poetry, I think it's better to forget it, your weight is simply ten times that of my father~!" Fang Shiqing said with bad intentions: "Why don't you try again, this time you will become a bear."
? The hairy leg said speechlessly: "Come on, I estimate that my small body, even if it becomes a bear body, it will still be the same~!" Squinting sat down helplessly
"If we dare to carry you again, won't it be the birthday boy hanging himself - is it too long?" ”
Wang Shibai laughed so much that he almost didn't cramp and said, "You know now why I didn't carry her on the road, right?" There's really no way~! Hairy exclaimed: "I guess even if it is the strongest person in our Ice and Snow White Emperor Bear, it will be enough to choke on your back~!" Fang Shiqing said helplessly: "Okay, okay, let you go~!" Seeing that you are tired enough one by one, in fact, you are not bad people, so let you go~! Wang Shibai put away his smile and said: "The two brothers, please leave, I don't know the names of the two high surnames?" ”
Squinting his eyes, he replied, "My surname is Li Mingzan, and this is Qin Kongsheng." Hairy nodded and said, "Let you laugh, brother."
, we didn't mean anything, we just had nothing to do and come and take a look. Wang Shibai continued: "I don't know what the content of the Beast Domain Trial is now?" Li Zan replied: "Actually, it's nothing, it's just to snatch the beast tooth fragments in the other party's hands, and the one with more fragments wins~!" ”
It didn't take long for the two of them to say goodbye and run away, and Fang Shiqing felt a little bored this time. So Wang Shibai had to continue to take Fang Shiqing on the road. After walking all the way, the two came to a wide river area, and Wang Shibai took the initiative to say: "Poetry, if the origami turtle and beast camel don't move you." I'll try to carry you across the river~! Fang Shiqing was a little annoyed and said: "Oh, if I wasn't too heavy, I wouldn't embarrass you~!" If only there was a boat that could transport me there. Wang Shibai looked left and right, and suddenly saw a dock not far away.
The two of them were overjoyed, and naturally thought that this was a commercial dockyard, and they passed without much thought. A little minion with a shark face and a scar saw them running over at a glance, and thought: "Here it is, looking at the dress, maybe it's a big fish~!" So the horn sounded, and a group of poorly dressed fishermen stepped forward one after another, turning into crew members. An octopus uncle with a smooth head shouted: "This boat crosses the river for ten cents, ten cents per person~!" The price is fair, and there is no bargaining. After shouting for a long time, I saw the two of them walking slowly.
The octopus monster wiped his sweat and thought: "This time these two people are so slow, if the boss doesn't have more than me when he divides the spoils, I will resign and quit~!" Anyway, there is not much oil and water, and it is far from home~! A thin electric fish monster came on the field, looked at the two of them with a flattering face, and said:
"It's just the two of you, aren't you?" Wang Shibai nodded and said, "That's right, why do you want to increase the price?" The electric fish monster shook his head and said, "No, no, the small one is just ask~!" After hesitating for a moment, the electric fish monster asked, "This girl is tired from walking because of the long distance, so she considered our store."
? Wang Shibai said: "Oh, we are here to travel." It's okay, you can set sail~! ”
The electric fish monster didn't think much about it, and beckoned a few younger brothers to let them go out to sea on a boat. The electric fish monster thought in his heart: "At night, we will electrocute these two people, throw them into the river, and loot their belongings." Thinking of this, he looked at Fang Shiqing and swallowed his saliva: "Let's be refreshed before killing~!" This girl is really watery~! "While the octopus monster is driving the boat, it secretes a slimy liquid at Fang Shiqing!
Seeing this, the electric fish monster patted the octopus monster's head and said, "What do you want like this colored fish?" Why don't you hurry up and get on your boat? The shark eavesdropped on the conversation between the two. Wang Shibai stared at the octopus monster with burning eyes and said, "Poetry, I guess this ship is not so simple, those crews."
and the fisherman staring at your body one by one, what kind of physiological reaction does that octopus monster have to you~! ”
Fang Shiqing grinned and said, "Wait a minute, I'll let them know that it's amazing~!" After a while, Fang Shiqing rode the turtle beast and walked towards the toilet alone. The shark monster was a little vigilant, the conversation between Fang Shiqing and Wang Shibai just now, the shark monster actually sounded vague. The shark monster secretly followed Fang Shiqing, wanting to peek at Fang Shiqing to go to the toilet. Fang Shiqing made a mistake this time, and she had to squat on the back of the turtle when she urinated! But if you take a turtle's back yourself, it's still a question whether this boat can hold up! Fang Shiqing suddenly thought of this question, it was really stupid, anyway, the ship was not her own. What's more, the crew's squinting look has long been explained.
Fang Shiqing staggered and jumped off the toilet at the bottom of the boat: "Click~!" Rao couldn't resist Fang Shiqing's weight with the hardness of the ship, and the deck of the ship sank a little! The sneaky crew shark monster was about to look in through the crack in the door, when a red-gold turtle beast slapped: "Smack~!" "The shark monster was lying on the ground, and he didn't know whether he was alive or dead.
By the time Fang Shiqing squatted down and finished peeing, the deck of the ship could no longer bear it and began to break: "Click~!" At this time, the water at the bottom of the boat suddenly gushed out, Fang Shiqing secretly laughed after doing the bad thing, and secretly informed Wang Shibai to descend from the big mouth on the deck after the preparations were completed
, fled the scene. Wang Shibai laughed evilly, and placed his Golden Silk Saint Flame on the deck when no one was paying attention. Then it slowly fades away.
The electric fish monster is doing this business at this time, and after a few years, he will become a rich man on the rich side. And then just fell asleep
, I had a sweet dream, and then my ears and nose suddenly had water...... There is no then. "Oh no, Captain~! The ship sank, let's escape~! A shrill cry sounded like Yang Di, and then the sea water flooded the entire ship, and the long-lost sea water of the electric fish monster invaded the bottom of the ship, and the ship was in shambles......