After Zi'er finished telling this story, Jiahui and I were still confused, and I always felt that the lights in our store were getting dimer and darker, and it was a little dark that I couldn't see each other clearly, but this was not the point, the important thing was how to solve the matter of the two people in front of me.

I asked, "Jiahui, do you understand, what are they saying?" ”

Jiahui thought for a while, and then said very seriously: "In this way, in order to prevent some unnecessary misunderstandings between us, now let me briefly talk about the whole thing, if there is anything wrong in the middle, please correct me." ”

Zi'er and Xiaogui nodded.

"First of all, you used to be a couple, and you rented the same house and lived together, right? It's just that because you've been together for a long time, you slowly lost your freshness, and a lot of senseless quarrels began, and finally you broke up, and Xiaogui moved out of you.

After the breakup, Zi'er has found a boyfriend again, but when Xiaogui comes back to you, you can't bear to refuse him, let him sleep next to you, and in the middle of the night your new boyfriend came back, and the two of them just bumped into each other, and then, as soon as Xiaogui was excited, he ran to the street and died. ”

"Hmm." Zi'er nodded.

"After you died, you went crazy, you were admitted to a mental hospital, and because you were not used to living in a mental hospital, you went back to the house you rented before, and your uncle secretly paid the rent for you, and you lived there until the landlord wanted to drive you out, and you went back to the mental hospital, and somehow committed suicide, and then, the two of you were together again, and the relationship was even better than before." Jiahui said.

"Yes, it does." Zi'er said.

Hearing this, I reacted, it turned out that the girl who sat in front of me and told the story to the two of us all night was a ghost, and the boy Xiaogui sitting next to her was also a ghost, they were not living people at all, and they all blamed me for being too slow about these mysterious and weird things, if Jiahui hadn't retold the whole thing, I would still be in the dark.

"Wouldn't that be nice? You're with each other again, what's not to like? Jiahui said.

"We can always feel those two paper figures... It's still coming to harass us! They didn't let us go, whether we were alive or dead, and we didn't even know if it was our own fantasy or if it was true, so I wanted you to give us some ideas to see if the paper figures really existed. Zi'er said.

"Well, here's two things for you." Jiahui took out a large plastic bag and rummaged in it for a long time without looking up.

"Come here." Jiahui greeted the man.

"What's that?" The man walked over and asked.

Jiahui suddenly took out a lighter from the plastic bag, lit the fire and shook it in front of his eyes.

"What are you going to do?!" Zi'er quickly pulled her boyfriend back.

At this moment, Xiao Gui covered his face, so frightened that he didn't dare to raise his head for a long time, and when he put his hands down from his face again, I saw that there was a little scorching mark on his face, and that scorching mark was not the same as the scorched human skin, it was the scorched mark of paper.

"You two paper people, deliberately scared a couple, and now you dare to pretend to be the identities of the two of them, it's really bold!" Jiahui said loudly.

"We're not... If his uncle didn't get any paper figures, we wouldn't have such a good chance, so her uncle was also wrong, and even if you want to punish it, you can't just punish the two of us. ”

"His uncle is wrong, he has his own Yama Lord's decision, and it's not up to me whether you are wrong or not, all in all, now you go back with me to see Yama first."

"What? What's going on? Could it be that in their two short conversations, I finally understood the truth of the whole thing.

It turned out that her uncle did pretend to be a ghost to scare them, and every time he had the opportunity, he threw paper people into their house, but the only one who seduced Zi'er and Xiaogui was to fish in troubled waters, not to be thrown in by uncle, they confused Zi'er's mind, so that Zi'er couldn't tell the difference between truth and falsehood, and Xiaogui's soul didn't understand whether he was alive or dead, and he had always been parasitic on the puppet that Zi'er made for him, and refused to go to the underworld.

Finally, Zi'er and Xiaogui were both killed by them, but they also suffered from Zi'er and Xiaogui's revenge, and they couldn't be at peace, so they disguised themselves as Zi'er and Xiaogui and came here to seek a solution.

"Why do we want to go back with you to see Lord Hades, what mistake did we make? It is true that we have seduced them, but how can our scheme succeed if they do not have lust in their hearts? So in the final analysis, they are the ones who are wrong, we just pushed them, and they are the ones who should be punished! ”

Zi'er, no, she should be called a female paper person, she is very eloquent, and in a few words, she shirked the responsibility of herself and her companions, and imposed the crime on the heads of the two of them, at first glance, I think it makes sense.

"Dare to quibble! Looks like I'm going to have to put a little bit of effort into it! Jiahui took out a long iron chain from the plastic bag, and tied the two of them back to back together with three strokes and two blows.

"You're lynching, you're breaking the law, you know? Hurry up and let us go! The man said.

"I want to take a look, how can you two paper people have such great ability, there must be the names of the two of you on the list of wanted criminals!" Jiahui said, pulling out a photo album, which was full of photos of wanted criminals.

Each wanted criminal has a front face and two side faces, a total of about a hundred, Jiahui carefully turned page by page, and when he turned to the last one, he turned back to the first page, and then turned down from the first page seriously.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

"Hmm... These two people don't seem to belong to one of the 50 wanted criminals, but after all, they have also made mistakes, so let's send them to Lord Yama first, you guard the shop for me here, and I'll go back when I go. Jiahui said.

"Okay, then I'll help you guard it here, you come back quickly, I'm not familiar with these things in your store at all, and you can't blame me if something goes wrong." I say.

He took two prisoners down to the underworld, they just left on the front foot, and two more guests came on the back foot, I rubbed my eyes and looked, why are they still Zi'er and Xiaogui?

The two of them held hands, talking and laughing, and compared to the two paper figures just now, they seemed to be much more flexible.

"Welcome." I said.

"Wow, your cats here are so cute, what are they made of?" As soon as Zi'er came in, she rushed to a cat that looked very old.

"Why do you ask such stupid questions, they all say that it is a cat and it must be a cat who does it." Xiaogui said.

"But it really looks like a human being, could the shopkeeper seal a human soul in it?" Zi'er said.

She said it really well, Jiahui does seal people's souls in it, but there are very few people who can see it.

"Silly, if you really seal a person's soul in it, then how much is it worth?"

"You're stupid." Zi'er muttered.

"I'm so much smarter than you, otherwise how could I find a girlfriend like you?"

"Your mouth is sweet, like honey." Zi'er grinned.

"It's not honey, it's your lipstick, who told you to always like to kiss me."

They picked for a long time, and in the end they didn't buy anything, but I hope that the more interesting customers like them, the better, anyway, they buy, and the person who makes money can't be me.

Just as they were about to walk out of the store, a large shadow suddenly appeared under Zi'er's feet, like a bottomless swamp, pulling Zi'er down.

"Help, help me, my foot is being grabbed by something!" Zi'er begged for help, and she was already trapped below her calves.

Xiao Gui quickly grabbed her hand, I was not idle, ran over and grabbed her other hand, but the shadow was very weird, even if we used all our strength, she was still sucked away, and when the top of her head also disappeared into the shadow, the shadow also disappeared, leaving no trace on the ground.

"It's... What's going on... My Zi'er, you're gone..."Xiao Gui's tears fell, and his hands kept touching the ground.

"Punishment... This is punishment. Jiahui came back, he sat on the sofa, and said with a serious expression.

"What punishment?" Xiao Gui asked with a swallow.

"Men are lustful, women are unchaste, they are all guilty of adultery, Zi'er went to hell, this is the punishment that adulterers cannot escape, and your punishment is coming soon..."Jiahui said.