Chapter 218: Instead
Sympathetically glanced at the Queen Mother, whose face was pale in pain, and the envoy of the Imperial Hospital sighed silently.
Forget it, you are the emperor, you are in charge.
After thinking about it, the envoy of the Tai Hospital said: "There is no problem with the diet, there is no abnormality in the pulse, the stomach is burning and burning, it should be ......."
Before the words of the imperial envoy fell, a loud and bold sound suddenly came from the queen mother.
The loud noise was followed by a foul smell.
Suddenly, everyone's faces changed.
The Queen Mother released such a loud fart in front of a group of imperial doctors, how should they claim to be imperial doctors.
Only bow your head and lower your eyes, look at your nose and nose, and pretend not to hear.
But this stinks really stinky!
Even the dung pit itself can't compare to this intensity.
Do you pretend not to smell it with a clear conscience?
Emperor......
The corners of his eyes twitched, and the emperor was stunned.
It stinks, should he leave immediately? Is he going to cover his nose?
Of course not!
Not only can't, but he also has to go against the smell and show sincere care to the Queen Mother.
Can...... I can't do it!
It stinks!
For a moment, the entire hall was silently pin dropping, and every stinky air was a capital black and bold embarrassment.
And the Queen Mother lying on the bed, although her stomach is more comfortable, she is ashamed and just wants to die.
The high-minded, graceful and luxurious Queen Mother actually farted openly in front of a room of imperial doctors and the emperor!
It's so high-pitched!
It stinks!
Where is her face?
How to meet people in the future.
Could it be that the historian recorded that she was going to become the first and only queen mother in history to fart openly?
That's it, stinking for 10,000 years?
Stunned on the bed, the Queen Mother hated that the bed would immediately crack open, and she fell like this.
The first to react was Mama Rong.
After glancing at the Queen Mother, Mama Rong immediately knelt down, kowtowed to the emperor and said: "The slave and maid deserve death, the slave and maid did not intentionally collide with the holy driver, but they really ate their stomachs today, so they ...... Slaves and maids deserve death. ”
Mama Rong resisted this big thing for the Queen Mother.
Suddenly, the air in the entire hall was loosened, and the stench was still there.
The Queen Mother breathed a sigh of relief, and the imperial doctors breathed a sigh of relief, but no one dared to take a deep breath.
The emperor coughed and said, "Since you have eaten a bad stomach, let the imperial doctor prescribe a side medicine for you later." ”
Mama Rong looked grateful, "Old slave, thank Your Majesty for your forgiveness." ”
The emperor nodded, got up, and said to the queen mother: "The queen mother is resting, I still have a lot of excerpts that have not been approved, and I will come to see the queen mother tomorrow." ”
After the emperor said that, the envoy of the Chaotai Hospital said: "If the queen mother's condition worsens, notify me at any time, as for Mama Rong's collision...... After all, she is old and has a bad reputation. ”
The last sentence, the voice was slightly cold, with the majesty of a king.
The envoy of the Tai Hospital wiped the sweat on his forehead, "The minister obeys the order." ”
Mama Rong hurriedly said: "Slave and maid, thank Your Majesty for your grace." ”
After the words fell, the emperor immediately took Gonggong Fu and left the queen mother's bedroom.
As soon as the emperor left, a group of imperial doctors pondered that the emperor was almost far away, and immediately retired.
When there were only two people left, the Queen Mother and Mama Rong, the Queen Mother blushed, sat up, clenched her fists, and bit her lips tightly.
Mama Rong looked at the Queen Mother distressedly, and explained: "Niangniang, people eat whole grains, these are inevitable. ”
The Queen Mother had a dark face and said to Mama Rong: "You helped the mourning family take off their socks and look at the soles of their feet." ”
Rong Mama was stunned for a moment, and then executed.
The socks faded, and Mama Rong suddenly gasped. (Cold odor)
"Oh my God!"
The sole of the queen mother's foot is brown and red, and on the upper left side of the foot, there is a bruise the size of the thumb and fingertips, black and purple, which is shocking to look at.
"How so?" Mama Rong opened her eyes wide and looked at the Queen Mother.
The Queen Mother gritted her teeth, "Today, the mourning family is stepping on the lucky star with this foot." ”
Mama Rong was stunned, "But ......"
"Who else could it be if it wasn't her!" The Queen Mother was so angry that she picked up the pillow at hand and smashed it out.
Originally, there was no abnormality in the foot, but after the fart, it suddenly hurt like a needle cone.
If there is no connection between them, the Queen Mother will not believe it!
Damn it!
Not only did it cause her stomach to burn unbearably, but it also caused her to lose such a big face.
Although Mama Rong admits everything, none of those imperial doctors are fools!
Extremely ashamed and indignant, the Queen Mother's face was gloomy and hideous.
Mama Rong stood on one side and comforted: "Niangniang, think about the hand that Fuxing is about to break......
The Queen Mother said angrily: "She's just a cheap maid!" The mourning family won't just forget it! One hand...... The mourning family wants her life! ”
roared out angrily, and the Queen Mother suddenly howled and cried.
How to meet people in the future!
At this time, the Queen Mother couldn't sleep all night.
At that time, Fuxing returned to the mansion and smiled and hummed a tune all night.
Su Qinghu looked at Fuxing suspiciously, "What are you stealing from?" Isn't it just to get rid of Zhen Guogong's henchmen, and you will have fun all night? ”
Fuxing shook his shoulders, laughed and smiled, and while laughing, he stretched out his fingers to Su Qing to see.
Su Qing was shocked when he saw Fuxing's swollen little thumb like a small radish, "Why did you do this?" ”
As he spoke, Su Qing turned his head to flip through the ointment.
Fuxing said beautifully: "The Queen Mother stepped on it." ”
Su Qing's hand holding the ointment almost slipped and dropped the ointment.
Turning his head to look at Fuxing in shock, "Huh? ”
Fuxing smiled and said, "The Queen Mother stepped on it." ”
Su Qing......
The Queen Mother stepped on your fingers, did it hurt your brain?
was trampled and swollen into a small radish, how could he still be happy as if he had picked up a silver ticket.
Unscrewed the ointment and applied it to Fuxing, Su Qing said distressed and angry: "Why did you step on you?" Why don't you say anything if you step on it? ”
To bully Fuxing is to bully her, and this revenge is not a gentleman!
Putting down the ointment, Su Qing planned to enter the palace.
Fu Xing cocked her little radish-like fingers and hurriedly stopped Su Qing, "Master, the little one is not aggrieved." ”
Su Qing glanced at her, "I'm wronged!" ”
This is bullying no adults in the family!
Fuxing smiled and said: "Master, don't be wronged, it is estimated that at this time, the Queen Mother will be wronged." ”
Su Qing frowned and looked at Fuxing suspiciously.
Fuxing smiled and said: "When the Queen Mother stepped on the small one, the small one took the position you taught the small one last time. ”
Su Qing......
"Huh?"
A little confused.
Fuxing immediately squatted down and put his other hand on the sole of Su Qing's foot to demonstrate on the spot.
"The Queen Mother stepped on the little little thumb, her foot twisted, and the little one took advantage of the gap she screwed, and by the way, she poked her acupoint with her thumb."
Su Qing......
This, it was a long time ago, Su Qing and Fuxing were bored and playing, and Su Qing taught Fuxing that if you poke this acupuncture point on the sole of your foot hard, it will cause gastrointestinal discomfort.
This is especially true for the elderly.
Can......
It hurts to poke hard.
"You poke the Queen Mother, but the Queen Mother didn't find out?"
Fuxing smiled sheepishly, "When the little one pokes, he holds silver needles and pills in his hands." ”
Su Qing......