"Hahaha, Chen Fan, you are a waste, you actually spit out such ivory from a dog's mouth?"

"Why don't you say that the ancients who picked up girls are yourself?"

"Waste is not terrible, but I am afraid that waste has no culture! Hahaha! ”

Liu Wei, Ma Haofei, Yang Li and others laughed loudly, and other students also laughed.

In ancient times, a man casually made up a song "Guan Ju" in order to pick up a beautiful woman?

It's a shame that he can say it!

"Nonsense! Where did you get this fallacy? Chen Fan, shut up for me! ”

Teacher Li suddenly said angrily.

Although Ms. Li's character is not very good, she is also a Chinese teacher with more than ten years of teaching experience, and in her more than ten years of Chinese teacher career, she has never heard a student say such a ridiculous thing!

The author really didn't think about it that much?

You think you're the author!

It's just gibberish, grandstanding!

Regarding everyone's attitude, Chen Fan didn't pay attention to it at all, shrugged his shoulders, and sat down.

This kind of over-interpretation of the articles of predecessors by later generations is nothing new, and it is not uncommon in history, but in recent decades, especially in the field of education, it has become more frequent.

Of course, Chen Fan is not interested in continuing to argue with Mr. Li at all, he is a man of more than 5,000 years old, is it necessary to argue with this kind of person who is less than 50 years old?

It's like an adult who is a few tens of years old will not argue with a child who is four or five years old.

Chen Fan's disdainful attitude made Mr. Li hold his breath in his chest, and he spoke impassionedly for a long time, what kind of expert wisdom, what kind of historical data is the proof, what kind of authority in the field of language education......

It wasn't until Mr. Li felt that what he said had eliminated Chen Fan's bad influence, so he glared at Chen Fan fiercely and continued to talk about the class.

"Chen Fan, you were really good at nonsense just now, why didn't you find out before, you still have the ability to talk nonsense like this?"

After class, Xia Mo tilted his head and said to Chen Fan.

"I'm not." Chen Fan shook his head.

"You still don't admit it! How do you know that other authors write poems to pick up beautiful women? You think they're all like you? ”

Xia Mo obviously felt that Chen Fan's words made sense, but he said deliberately.

"If you want, I'll write you another day! In another 2,000 years, maybe it will end up in the textbooks of that time! ”

Chen Fan smiled and thought about it in his heart, there is really such a possibility!

"Cut, who is rare!"

Xia Mo pretended to be arrogant.

"I think what Chen Fan said in class really makes sense!"

Yan Qinghua, the nerd at the front table, also turned around and said a serious way.

Yan Qinghua is the same table of the school flower Qin Yanran, a famous nerd in the class, plus a science genius, plus a liberal arts idiot, and he is also the only boy in the class who has a better relationship with Chen Fan!

Xia Mo shook her head helplessly, not wanting to discuss language issues with a liberal arts idiot like Yan Qinghua.

"Chen Fan, I'm sorry for what happened in the morning, I almost got you expelled. Also, I will tell Liu Wei to stop bullying you. ”

Qin Yanran also took advantage of the end of class to turn around, said quickly with apologies, and immediately turned back again.

Xia Mo originally wanted to discuss the poem with Chen Fan again, but after Qin Yanran's words, she suddenly remembered several other things that her classmates said before class:

Yesterday afternoon, I watched Qin Yanran have a nosebleed!

Then pounced on Qin Yanran!

This morning, I had another fight with Liu Wei for Qin Yanran!

Hum!

Good for you Chen Fan!

I really didn't expect you to ......

I was only worried about Chen Fan's expulsion before, but now that Chen Fan will not be expelled......

Hmph, don't think I'll pay attention to you anymore!

Xia Mo snorted lightly and turned her head.

"Chen Fan, do you want to go to the toilet?" At this time, Yan Qinghua said.

Chen Fan nodded, got up and wanted to go out, but found that Xia Mo, who was sitting outside, did not move at all.

Chen Fan and Xia Mo are at the same table, Chen Fan's seat is against the wall inside, if you want to go out, you have to let Xia Mo give way.

But Xia Mo was sitting firmly on the Diaoyutai at this time, with no intention of giving way, and even deliberately moved his body back.

Chen Fan was helpless, so he had to sit down again, and sighed in his heart.

It's been 5,000 years, from ancient times to the present, how can this woman's mind be like this, she will change when she says it, and there is no sign at all?

Until class, Xia Mo didn't get out of the way, and Chen Fan was locked inside.

Next, for a whole day, Xia Mo didn't say a word to Chen Fan, and glanced at Chen Fan with cold eyes from time to time.

Chen Fan smiled bitterly, except for doing exercises between classes and eating at noon, he was blocked by Xia Mo all day.

It wasn't until school in the afternoon that Xia Mo left the classroom and went to the playground to practice.

Chen Fan put his hands in his trouser pockets, walked to the side of the playground, looked at Xia Mo on the playground again, and practiced seriously in the sunset, as always.

Xia Mo's figure on the playground coincided with the figure of the girl fifty years ago......

Chen Fan was in a daze, but Liu Wei walked to the playground with a few followers and surrounded Chen Fan.

"Chen Fan, you are a waste, you slapped Lao Tzu in vain in the morning, and now you obediently stretch out your face and let Lao Tzu slap you ten times, let's settle it even!" With a vengeful smile on his face, Liu Wei slowly walked in front of Chen Fan, and was about to slap him.

Chen Fan frowned slightly, shook his head, and was about to raise his hand......

Boom!

Suddenly, there was a muffled noise on the playground.

Whoosh –

Then, a black shadow crossed an arc in the air, and at an extremely fast speed, it suddenly flew towards Liu Wei and the others!

Liu Wei and the others exclaimed in surprise and dodged again and again.

Boom!

The shadow slammed into a tree behind several people.

Crash!

Leaves are falling.

Bang bang bang......

The shadow fell to the ground, bounced a few more times, and then rolled to the side.

It's a football!

"Liu Wei, don't bully people in school!"

In the distance, Xia Mo, dressed in sportswear, strode over.

She kicked the soccer just now!

"Chen Fan, you waste! I'll see if you can always rely on Xia Mo to protect you! ”

Liu Wei glared at Chen Fan fiercely, and reluctantly left with a few followers.

"Thank you......"

Chen Fan looked at Xia Mo with a smile, although he was no longer as weak as yesterday, Xia Mo still made him very happy to protect him.

It's just that before Chen Fan finished speaking, Xia Mo stepped on the football on the ground one by one, and then kicked it back to the playground with another big kick.

"I just accidentally kicked the ball crooked, and I'm just here to pick it up."

After Xia Mo finished speaking, he turned into a wind and returned to the playground.

Chen Fan smiled bitterly, watched Xia Mo practice for a while, and then shook his head and left the school to go back.

……

Chen Fan's family lives on the first floor, and the old neighbors and neighbors in the neighborhood are very familiar with him.

"Xiao Chen, three are missing one, are you coming?"

As soon as he saw Chen Fan, Uncle Zhang, Aunt Li and several other old neighbors, they greeted loudly.

"Come!"

Chen Fan walked straight to an open-air stone table and sat down, and played mahjong with a few old neighbors.

A popular style of mahjong in Yucheng is called 'Blood War'.

For each game played, three out of four people can be Hu.

After the first person was gone, the remaining three people continued to fight.

After the second person was gone, the remaining two people continued to fight.

It wasn't until the third person was also out that the game was over.

Therefore, if you are unlucky, you have to be touched three times by the other three people, or three cannons in a row!

The name 'Blood War' is also derived in this way, the bloody battle is fought to the end, until the last person is left!

Chen Fan reached out to pick up a piece of mahjong, didn't look at it, touched it with his fingertips on the card, and then his face was happy.

"Eighty thousand! Draw three by yourself! ”

Chen Fan 'snapped', turned the mahjong over, and slapped it on the table, very proud.

"Stinky boy, good luck!" Uncle Zhang said angrily.

"How did you kid touch himself today? If you continue like this, you'll win all my coffins!" Aunt Li also feigned anger.

In fact, these old neighborhood mahjong games are very small, and it costs a dime to set off the cannon, and it is only a dollar to win by touching the three, and it is still a little difficult to win all the coffins.

"Hehe, I used to let you guys!" Chen Fan clasped his hands without modesty, stood up, and looked at the cards of the three people who continued to play one by one.

"Excuse me, are you...... Chen Fan...... Sir? ”

At this time, a woman's voice suddenly sounded behind Chen Fan, with deep uncertainty in her voice.

Chen Fan looked back, the upper body white shirt and small suit, the lower half of the black short skirt and high heels, a standard professional suit.

The white shirt inside the suit is bulging with an exaggerated arc, the buttons are a little tight, and the silk socks under the short black skirt are extremely smooth, and the calves are extremely slender against the backdrop of high heels!

The woman is dressed very maturely, with a touch of elegance, this is a rare beauty!

"I'm Chen Fan."

Chen Fan frowned slightly, he was sure that in his memory of more than 5,000 years, he had never seen this woman.

The corners of the woman's mouth twitched imperceptibly, as if she didn't expect that the Mr. Chen Fan she was looking for turned out to be a young boy who played mahjong with a few old men and old ladies for a dime!

This is too different from what she imagined!

"Mr. Chen Fan, hello, my name is He Yubing." The woman quickly regained her composure and stretched out her hand towards Chen Fan with a smile.

"Hello." Chen Fan stretched out his hand and shook hands with He Yubing.

"Is Mr. Chen Fan free now? Mind going somewhere with me? He Yubing showed a decent smile on his face, and stretched out his hand to point to a red Audi in the distance.

"I'm not available, mind." Chen Fan shook his head, his face expressionless, and finally added, "I'm just right luck today." ”

He Yubing was stunned for a moment, and only after a few seconds did he react, Chen Fan actually meant that he wanted to play mahjong, so he refused his invitation!

Are you kidding?

On the one hand, there is such a charming beauty as herself, and on the other hand, she plays mahjong with a few old men and old ladies for a dime!

This Chen Fan actually chose the latter?

Could it be that his charm has dropped too much recently? Or does this Chen Fan not know how to appreciate the beauty of women at all?

"Mr. Chen Fan, I have no malicious intent."

He Yubing thought for a long time, and felt that Chen Fan might be too timid, afraid that he would have malicious intentions, so he added.

"Just say something directly, I'm really busy." Chen Fan didn't look back, and urged Uncle Zhang and Aunt Li to say: "Hurry up, hurry up, you two are bad cards, there's nothing to think about, hurry up, I'm still counting on a few more handfuls tonight!" ”

"You!"

He Yubing suddenly became angry.

Finally, this game was over, Uncle Zhang, Aunt Li, and Aunt Qian each took out three cents to Chen Fan, which was the money that Chen Fan won by himself at the beginning, and then the three of them began to settle each other's wins and losses.

Chen Fanmei put the nine cents into his pocket, and then quickly shuffled and built cards on the table with both hands - they are still hand-rubbing mahjong, not an automatic mahjong machine in a mahjong hall.

The corners of He Yubing's eyes suddenly twitched uncontrollably.

She understood that Chen Fan was really because he was lucky now and wanted to play a few more mahjong games for a few cents to win or lose, so he didn't go with her!

He Yubing looked incredulous, but he still endured it, took out a thick stack of hundred-yuan bills from his small bag, and handed them to Chen Fan, "Mr. Chen, if you go with me, the money will be yours." ”

Although He Yubing also felt that this hurt people's self-esteem, he ...... Does a person who rejects her in order to win a few mahjong games have self-esteem at all?

Chen Fan stopped building cards, turned his head, and glanced at He Yubing, his eyes cold.

He Yubing couldn't help but shudder, the moment Chen Fan looked at her, she only felt that what was sitting in front of her was not a young man who played mahjong for a few cents and had no self-esteem, but an old monster who could kill her at any time!

Those cold eyes seemed to be able to see through her heart!

"Come on, come on, this will put me in the bank!"

Before He Yubing came back to his senses, Chen Fan had already turned around and threw out the dice.

"Two sixes! Haha, look at my luck! ”

Chen Fan clapped his hands and laughed, and began to draw cards.

And He Yubing's lips squirmed a few times, but he didn't dare to continue to say anything, but bit his lips tightly, took a few steps back, turned around, stepped on his high heels, and left here.

……

Downtown, top floor of the Pearl Building, 88 floors.

It was an extremely spacious room with two luxurious massage tables side by side, a round bathtub, and floor-to-ceiling glass that took up an entire wall!

In the direction of the floor-to-ceiling glass, as far as the eye can see, there is no taller building than this!

At this time, a woman with a perfect body is lying on a luxurious massage table, and a female technician is doing spa for her.

He Yubing walked into the room lightly, put down her bag, washed her hands, and then walked to the massage table and motioned for the female technician to leave with her eyes.

Then, He Yubing smeared some essential oil on the palms of his hands and began to massage the woman on her stomach.