Chapter 99: Are You Stupid?
"Sister Lishuang, I seem to have seen Jiang Junyao come last night?" Lin Menghan opened his eyes and saw the sunlight outside the window penetrating through the cracks. --
She looked left and right, there were only her and Li Shuang in the room, and she didn't see Jiang Junyao, could it be that she dreamed again last night?
"Dream Cold." Li Shuang tidied up his clothes and walked to the 'bed': "He came back, but he didn't come, maybe ......"
"He's back?" Lin Menghan jumped up from the 'bed' happily: "Great, where is he now?" ”
"He ......" Li Shuang also knew the master's difficulties, but didn't want her to see too much hope: "He has amnesia." ”
"Oh, yes!" Lin Menghan put on slippers: "He has long forgotten about me and our children." ”
Xiao Wan'er pushed it away and took a look, only to see her mother walking past her with a face full of grievances and going to the bathroom to wash.
Li Shuang smiled at her helplessly, this was what they discussed last night, just wait for Lin Menghan to give birth safely.
Because, they didn't know what Jiang Junyao's plans were, but they couldn't hide the fact that he came back, so they said that he was in amnesia.
I didn't expect Lin Menghan to actually feel that he was back, what does this mean? Is there a sense of understanding? They seem to be able to sense each other?
An Gaohan held a newspaper in her hand, but her eyes looked at the person eating breakfast at the table, her words were getting less and less, she didn't say more than ten words a day, and most of the time she was either sleeping, or going downstairs to walk around.
He's been with her for a few months, and he can't make her happy with his three-inch tongue, and he suddenly feels like a failure!
"An Gaohan." Xiao Chengyu walked over and sat beside him: "You are so talented, this newspaper is turned upside down, and you can understand it?" ”
Xiao Wan'er stretched out her head to see that An Gaohan took the newspaper in her hand upside down, she covered her mouth and snickered, this doesn't seem to be the first time!
An Gaohan looked down, turned the newspaper upside down again, coughed twice, and smiled bitterly, feeling that his soul was no longer in him.
"Hey, I remembered a joke for you!" He resumed his grinning expression: "One day, a ** silk asked the 'female' god: a long, long time ago, there were two rabbits, one called 'I love you', the other called 'I don't love you', one day, the rabbit called 'I don't love you' died, what is left?" The goddess blushed and said affectionately, "I love you!" Silk laughed: "Are you stupid, there is still a rabbit left!" "A rabbit...... A rabbit...... Rabbit...... Child...... So, my rabbit and I lived a happy life......"
"Haha......" Xiao Chengyu laughed and said, "Are you stupid?" Are you caught in the cracks of the 'door'? And happy life! ”
Of course, Xiao Wan'er knew that he was making her mother happy, but seeing that her mother seemed to be still immersed in her own world, and did not 'show' a trace of smile, she sighed, not knowing what to say?
Li Shuang smiled, this family is so loving, although they all revolve around Lin Menghan alone, their love is really touching.
"Alright." Lin Menghan finished breakfast and came over: "I decided to learn from you...... "What is it to learn that?"
"Studying?" An Gaohan saw that she was stuck and asked, "What are you studying?" ”
"What are you studying?" Lin Menghan looked at Li Shuang: "Sister Li Shuang, what you taught me before was physical kung fu, I want to learn others, metaphorically fighting ghosts, or ......"
Everyone looked at her with a ghost expression, they were all six months pregnant, and they wanted to learn to fight ghosts? Are they collectively hallucinating?
"Menghan, what do you mean......" Li Shuang looked at her dumbfounded, and his mind turned for a long time: "I want to cultivate...... Myself? ”
"Yes, I want to become stronger, just like you, I will not be surprised when I encounter ghosts, and I will fight monsters when I encounter monsters." Lin Menghan didn't know how to describe it.
"No, you're still pregnant, and you have to wait until you have a baby." An Gaohan looked at her nervously: "There can't be any surprises." ”
"Actually, Menghan's current situation is really not suitable, but I can teach you some theoretical things." Li Shuang was also afraid that she would be bored, and it was not impossible to learn something to distract some attention.
"Yes, yes!" Lin Menghan said with a smile: "It's Sister Li Shuang who understands me best, and I can make up the theoretical things now." ”
An Gaohan felt that she was becoming more and more silent, and the smile that occasionally 'revealed' was suddenly stunned, and his heart jumped wildly, for the beauty to smile, is it easy for him?
"As long as you're happy, I'll let it go." He stood up excitedly and patted his chest: "I'll teach you what you want to learn, Bao Church." ”
"Haha......" Everyone was stunned for a moment when they saw An Gaohan's gaffe, and then they couldn't help laughing.
"Hey, hey, hey, I'm smiling." He scratched his hair and was embarrassed, no wonder they all said that the hero was sad that the beauty was closed, and he also fell.
"It's not a smile, it's a smile." Lin Menghan sneered: "I'll learn from Sister Li Shuangjie first, you and Xiaoyu can make up for the deficiencies." ”
"Ahem...... An Gaohan coughed twice, walked back and forth with his hands behind his back: "This cultivation first depends on your own talent, so let's understand as much as you can." Let me tell you about the dantian first, the one between the eyebrows is the upper dantian, the one under the heart is the middle dantian, and the one below the umbilicus is the lower dantian. It is also said that the upper dantian guards the gods, the middle dantian guards the life, and the lower dantian guards the 'essence', the so-called 'breathing vitality, will be in the dantian, the dantian, the three inches below the umbilicus 'yin' yang household, the laity to give birth to children, and the Taoist to give birth to the body', to the void, to keep quiet, refining the 'fine' gas, refining the gas and turning the gods, refining the gods and returning the void, refining the void and the Tao......"
"Human beings are divided into three realms, gods, humans, and demons, and human beings are the smallest, but their average life expectancy is less than 100 years old, but their lives are colorful, with 'desire' and ...... demand" This is the content of Li Shuang's explanation.
Lin Menghan seriously picked up the paper and wrote it down, she already had an unforgettable memory, just because she had nothing else to do every day except for her cranky thoughts, so she chose to make herself stronger, as for the future, she didn't think about it so much.
Although it has been a lot more peaceful recently, and Jiang Junyao is back, the orchid will not be able to make any waves for a while, but it is better to ask for someone than to beg, she still has a very important task, that is, to protect the baby in her belly, and when he is born, the days will be long, will the orchid let them go?
Since Jiang Junyao has forgotten their mother and son, she has to learn to protect herself, and she has two children, so she has to be strong, and she can't let people eat persimmons and pinch them softly, what others can do, she can do the same.