Chapter 131: Two or Three Things About Fairies
"And the goblins?"
"Naturally," Su Qi nodded solemnly, "The big fairway has a strong mana, and he takes subduing demons and subduing demons as his lifelong ambition, and there are so many demons and monsters that he has dealt with, and there are many female goblins who love him."
For example, there was once a four-tailed fox demon who wanted to tempt him with beauty. You know, all fox demons are born very beautifully. But the big fairway chief was not moved at all, grabbed her and imprisoned her, pulled out the demon breaking blade, cut off the tail of the fox demon one by one, and asked the fox demon while cutting: Do you still like me?
For the fox demon, cutting off the tail is equivalent to cutting the heart, and it really hurts to die! The fox demon was cut off two fox tails, and he still struggled and said: You are abusing me to death, and I like you too! When all four tails were cut off, and half of the river was stained red with her blood, Dao Changfang stared at the fox demon corpse and said coldly: This is the price of liking me! ”
Su Qi put on a storytelling posture and deliberately said this paragraph bloody and scary, and Miss Fan was so frightened that her face turned a little white: "He...... How ruthless you are? ”
"Isn't it! There was also a spider spirit, who tied him up and dragged him back to the cave while the Taoist was resting, and wanted to be married to him, but the Taoist tore off her eight legs one by one and turned into a bedbug; And a chick essence ......."
"Enough is enough!" Miss Fan's face was pale, and she gasped for a long time, and Fang said timidly: "Those are all goblins, and the Taoist chief is to eliminate harm for the people!" If it were a woman from a good family like me, he would naturally pity him? ”
Su Qi's eyes rounded, and he nodded: "For ordinary women, the Taoist chief has indeed not hurt their lives. I remember he told me that when he traveled in Xijing, he once hunted ghosts for a family of royal relatives, and the daughter of that family seemed to be a county lord, beautiful and famous in the capital, and she also admired the Taoist chief and couldn't extricate herself.
The Taoist chief was polite to her, and advised her to 'sleep at ease, and she will be fine when she wakes up'. That night, the county lord of the clinker ran out naked like a magic barrier, screaming in his mouth, and the mad dog ran through most of the capital, and he couldn't stop it! It's a pity that once the reputation was ruined, no one dared to come to the door to say kiss! ”
Miss Fan covered her surprise and said, "How can this be?" ”
"Witchcraft!" Su Qi said in a deep voice, "Now Miss Fan understands?" The Taoist chief, not only does he not like women, but he hates the women who admire him, and he is ruthless, without any pity for the jade! ”
After she finished summing up, she saw that Miss Fan's fat body was trembling, and her mouth was also scooping: "Then I...... I ...... today He ...... the Taoist."
Su Qi just wanted to say that you are not deeply involved in the matter, and you still belong to the ranks that can be saved, when there were a few knocks at the clinker door, and a low call: "Su Qi!" ”
This voice frightened Miss Fan and grabbed Su Qi's arm: "He...... He ......"
Su Qi reflected on whether he had overdone this horror story, and while comforting the frightened Miss Fan, he called Mu Yunsong at the door to come in.
Mu Yunsong is still wearing a Taoist robe and Yushu is in the wind, on the other hand, Miss Fan beside her has been like the two of her before, from a wolf-like pounce to a panic like a snake and scorpion, trembling all over her body and almost wetting her pants, Su Qi suddenly felt a little regretful, and it was not good to scare the young lady out of a psychological shadow.
"Everything is arranged, just wait for the man in black to appear." Mu Yunsong explained to Su Qi, and Su Qi realized in his heart that he meant that he had spread the net of his guards to form a closed circle, so he nodded, "There is me here, don't worry." ”
Mu Yunsong smiled secretly in his heart: With you, I really don't feel at ease. But glancing at Miss Fan, who she was holding and shaking like chaff, she thought she was afraid of the man in black, so she casually comforted her: "Miss Fan, just rest assured to sleep, and you will be fine when you wake up." ”
He thought that although he was not sincere in what he said, there was nothing wrong with it, and after hearing this, Miss Fan cried out as if she had seen a ghost on the spot.
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, he didn't mean that!" Su Qi hurriedly coaxed Miss Fan, and did not forget to glare at Mu Yunsong in his busy schedule: Do you want to have such a tacit understanding with me?!
"I was wrong! Michichi, I was wrong!! Miss Fan cried so much that she cried a handful of tears, if it weren't for Su Qi's strength to hold the milk, she would have knelt down at Mu Yunsong on the spot, "It's good to be a good teacher, don't cut my tail!" Don't pull my legs! Don't bow my head in particular!! ”
What is this? Before Mu Yunsong could understand, Miss Fan had already wailed and rushed out of the door, twisting her fat buttocks like a bucket and running away in a gust of wind, as agile as Su Qi, she was stunned by her and couldn't catch up.
Mu Yunsong subconsciously touched his face: Is it so scary for this king to pretend to be a Taoist?
"Miss was frightened this time, and she refused to come back!" Steward Fan was really helpless, "Why don't I find a maid from the house who looks similar to Miss and impersonate her?" ”
Su Qi just wanted to say that this was also a solution, but Mu Yunsong on the side said lightly: "Most of the ladies in your mansion have been attacked by the man in black, and the impostor is afraid that he will recognize him, so he is on guard." ”
"How's that for good?" Steward Fan was really anxious, "It's getting late, even if I have the heart to find a woman who is born, it's too late!" ”
"Is Steward Fan confused?" Mu Yunsong looked at the confused Su Qi, and the corners of his lips hooked, "Far away in the sky, close in front of you." ”
Su Qi reacted after a slow half-beat: "Me? Looking at his ill-intentioned expression, I always felt a taste of conspiracy, "But my figure ...... It's not like pretending to be Miss Fan! "I can wear one of Miss Fan's trouser legs as a skirt.
"What does it matter if it's like it?" A sly smile crossed the corner of Mu Yunsong's eyes, "You just need to lie in Miss Fan's bed tent and be a bait to lure the man in black into the trap." ”
So untechnical? Su Qi has a faint sadness of cooking chicken. Sad, he looked down at his thin body, still a little worried: "If the man in black really comes, reach out and touch it...... He can feel the difference, too! ”
Before she could finish speaking, a familiar shiver was already on her forehead, "Are you really going to let him touch it?!" ”
Su Qi was lying on the bed in Miss Fan's wide pajamas, listening to the night breeze, blowing through the window and making a strange sound, during which a few owls occasionally cried, which seemed more and more eeriely quiet.
On this day's tossing, she was physically and mentally tired, but she didn't dare to fall asleep. I feel that this feeling of waiting to be insulted is really a little maddening.
After being frightened by the night owl crossing the roof for the third time, Su Qi couldn't help but call out loud: "Wang...... Dao Chief, Dao Chief, are you there? ”
As if he had expected her to make a sound, half of Mu Yunsong's face instantly appeared at the door: "Call me something?" ”
Su Qi calmed down slightly, and said with a dry smile: "It's okay...... I'm just making sure you're not ......."
Mu Yunsong gave her a meaningful look and disappeared at the door again.
Su Qi had to lie down again, staring at the curtain above his head.
What kind of spirit is that man in black?
I remember listening to Mr. Su's small talk, saying that all spiritual things in the world have the possibility of cultivating into refinement, but the difficulty is different for different species. Birds and beasts are the easiest, generally cultivating for 200 years to enter the Tao, and 500 years to transform into human form; The second is flowers and trees, which often require more than a thousand years of cultivation before they can be transformed into adults; The most difficult thing is that the gold and stone are inanimate things, unless they have to be spiritualized by a master, but cultivation is still difficult, and they can't turn into a person without two or three thousand years of Taoism, and even if they do, they often look like a person.
Xiao Su Qi, who learned this truth, was at the age of playfulness, so he lit his porcelain bowl every day: Little bowl, I see that your appearance is extraordinary, do you have the ambition to cultivate into the world's first bowl essence?
Xu was that she chattered too many times, and the porcelain bowl was so annoying that one day she couldn't bear to fall off the dinner table, fell to pieces, and buried the good future of the world's first bowl of essence.
Now that he thinks about it, Su Qi is going to be laughed at by his young and naughty self. The mood was just better, and a gust of wind hit his ears, accompanied by a piercing "squeak" sound, which instantly shocked a cold sweat.
"Lord Wang! Rajah!! She shouted almost subconsciously.
Mu Yunsong had to reappear, "It's just the wind blowing the window lattice," he stretched out his hand to close the blown window again, "This is also afraid?" ”
He obviously had a mocking tone, which made Su Qi a little angry: You sacrificed me as bait without hesitation, but you didn't understand the girl's uneasy mood of "people are swords, I am fish and meat", it really doesn't hurt to stand and talk.
Su Qi wanted to shout, "The old lady is gone!" But then she remembered that this seemed to be her own business, and a certain prince was just here to make a friendly cameo to help. The most important thing is that once the man in black comes to be indecent...... Oh no, attack her, with her three-legged cat skills, nine times out of ten she is not an opponent, and if she doesn't do it, she will really be faked.
Thinking of this, Su Qi had a thousand slanders in his heart, but he really didn't dare to offend a certain prince at this moment, so he had to suppress the indignation in his heart, and rushed to Mu Yunsong with a meek and sincere smile, "Lord, discuss something." ”
Mu Yunsong, who was checking the doors and windows, raised his eyebrows, and said lightly: "What's the matter?" ”
"Can you stop staying at the door?" Girl, I'm alone in the room, so insecure.
"Where am I going to stay if I don't stay at the door?" A trace of undetectable cunning crossed the corner of a certain prince's eyes, but he pretended to be expressionless and asked rhetorically.
Su Qi coughed lightly in embarrassment, and patted the edge of the bed beside him with his hand.
Her shot was like a slap on Mu Yunsong's heart, stirring up a ripple. The corners of his lips pulled out a treacherous smile, and he quickly retracted it, making a humble gentleman and upright: "This ...... Not really. ”
"Don't get me wrong!" Su Qi realized that he might be wrong, and hurriedly explained, "I mean...... Can you hide under the bed? ”
Mu Yunsong's head was full of black lines, and he turned around to leave: "No!" ”
Outside the window, there was the sound of beating the watch, and it was already the third watch.
Su Qi collapsed himself into one, folded his hands and feet together, and shrunk on the edge of the bed without moving, feeling like a salted fish tied up straight.
On the other hand, a certain prince lying next to him in his clothes is leisurely and elegant, with a somewhat happy expression, as if he is sleeping on his own bed, how can there be a posture of being ready for the enemy? !
Su Qi vaguely felt that this seemed to be a trap from beginning to end, and she herself was the little turtle that fell into the urn and was caught......