Chapter 38: The inexplicable Liu Yixiao
I was stunned, I didn't know what was wrong with Liu Yixiao.
suddenly got angry at me, and his rare face was full of coldness, I just thought that I had done something wrong and made Liu Yixiao angry.
Hehe!
I pulled the corners of my mouth and laughed stiffly, trying to liven up the atmosphere, but Liu Yixiao was unmoved, I cautiously approached Liu Yixiao's side, and asked tentatively: "Yixiao, what's wrong with you?" Did I do something wrong and make you unhappy? ”
"It's not!" Liu Yixiao frowned and didn't have a good airway, and even turned to the side, a trace of confusion flashed in her eyes.
I'm confused, is she saying that I didn't do anything wrong, or is she not unhappy?!
When I asked a few more questions, Liu Yixiao simply ran into her room, locked herself in the room, and didn't say anything I wanted.
You really don't have to guess a woman's thoughts, anyway, you can't guess it.
Originally, I wanted to discuss the matter of the underworld marriage with Liu Yixiao, and deal with it as soon as possible, and the matter of the Styx waterway can be solved as soon as possible.
When it was close to dusk, my stomach was hungry, I really couldn't bear it, I opened the door and walked out, just to see He Xiaoxue coming out of Liu Yixiao's room, both of them had satisfied smiles on their faces.
He Xiaoxue glanced at me a little embarrassed, and ran away, making me look like a flood beast, I walked to the door of Liu Yixiao's room with a flattering smile, nodded and said, "Yixiao, it's almost night, are you hungry?" Why don't I get you something to eat?" ”
"Hmph, as for the dark dishes you made, you might as well let me go." Liu Yixiao snorted coquettishly, pouted and complained with disgust.
That's nice!
I didn't know how much to worry about just now, for fear that I would do something wrong and make Liu Yixiao angry, but now I am happy to see Liu Yixiao change back to her previous appearance.
Even if it is a disgusted complaint, it is thousands of times better than the cold face just now.
Hey!
I couldn't help laughing, Liu Yixiao glanced at me, gave me a blank look, and couldn't help but smile on her face, and murmured softly: "Idiot! ”
"You wait here, I'll cook." Liu Yixiao rolled up her sleeves and walked to the kitchen.
I hurriedly nodded in response.
……
After eating, Liu Yixiao roughly talked about the steps of the underworld marriage.
In fact, it is very simple, that is, at night, I went to the Dead Man's Ditch, worshiped and married He Xiaoxue's corpse, and then the two of them lay in the coffin together for a night, which was the candle in the cave room.
It's easy to say, but He Xiaoxue was hastily buried, there was no so-called coffin at all, and all this needed to be purchased, some paper money and candles, etc., and even the clothes that I and He Xiaoxue had to marry.
When I said these questions, Liu Yixiao looked at me with disgust, looked up and down, and rolled her eyes helplessly: "When you care about this matter, it is estimated that it will be too late, I can't think of what you said?!" ”
Bang bang bang!
As soon as Liu Yixiao's words fell, there was a violent knock on the door outside the courtyard, Liu Yixiao's eyes lit up, she got up to open the door, and I followed behind her.
After opening the door, I saw the village chief standing outside the door with a few men from the village, squeezing out a smile on his face, revealing the wrinkles on his face: "Teacher Liu, we have prepared what you said, and it has been put in the dead man's ditch." ”
"Well, okay, thank you village chief, by the way, remember to let everyone not go out after nightfall, stay in the house and sleep, otherwise if something happens, I can't guarantee it." Liu Yixiao nodded with satisfaction and thanked him, and while taking the burden from the village chief, he said seriously.
The solemn look on Liu Yixiao's face made the village chief dare not be negligent, and nodded again and again: "Don't worry, I will definitely tell the rest of the village, no one will disturb you, then we will leave." ”
The village chief left with people, and after Liu Yixiao closed the door, he opened the baggage: "Then, this is your happy dress." ”
I looked at it and was stunned, there was no wedding dress in the baggage in Liu Yixiao's hand, and there was only a piece of paper made of clothes inside.
"You're not going to let me wear this, are you?!" I looked at the clothes in my baggage in disbelief and exclaimed.
Liu Yixiao waved her hand casually and said: "Anla, it's okay, although this is made of paper, as long as it doesn't encounter water and fire, it's still very strong, you hurry up and change it, it's going to be dark soon!" ”
"This ...... Alas! I just felt unreliable, but looking at Liu Yixiao's insistence, I sighed helplessly, carefully picked up the clothes made of paper in the baggage, and went into the room to change them.
I was also very careful when I wore it, for fear that I would accidentally tear my clothes, and finally put it on, I was already sweating profusely, I raised my hand to wipe the sweat on my face, breathed a long sigh of relief, and looked down at the clothes on my body.
Originally, it was used to burn the dead, it was not strong, the feeling of the paper was still very hard, and the style was also the clothing of the Republic of China, and the chest was a big white happy word.
In addition to the clothes, there is also a paper hat, and the paint on it is even more uneven, and it is inferior at first glance.
I knew how could the old thing of the village chief be willing to spend a lot of money, and it was estimated that he still bought it at a desperate bargain.
Knock knock!
"Are you dressed?! Come out when you're dressed, it's already dark, and it's time for us to go to the Dead Man's Ditch! Liu Yixiao's voice came from outside the door.
I took my hat, stiffened, walked awkwardly towards the door, and shouted, "Here it is, here it is!" ”
Poof!
After opening the door, seeing that Liu Yixiao couldn't hold back her laughter, I was depressed and a little angry, what the hell is this!
Ahem!
Liu Yixiao coughed twice, held back a smile, pulled me to sit on a stool, and began to put on makeup, my whole face was covered with white powder, the faces on both sides were covered with rose-red circles, and my mouth was also painted bright red.
After putting on the hat, I looked at myself in the mirror, like a paper man in a paper shop, and it was hard to see the extreme.
"Okay, okay, it's still very handsome, let's go, be careful when you walk, don't break it, otherwise you will be embarrassed by then." Liu Yixiao raised her hand and patted me on the shoulder, and the smile on her face was even worse.
I nodded depressedly, and slowly followed Liu Yixiao in the direction of the dead man's ditch.
At this time, it was completely dark, all the houses on both sides of the road were turned off, and the street lights on the side of the road were also turned off by Liu Yixiao, and the whole village was dark.
Only the red lantern with the word laid on it in Liu Yixiao's hand remained, printed in red and white, and lit with candles.