I saw a sloppy man in a big red sports vest sitting cross-legged on the floor tiles that he had carefully customized from Iceland, with a roast chicken in his left hand and a bottle of Lao Baigan in his right hand, and the ground was all oily, just like the elders of the beggar gang had arrived.

"Nima, don't you see a dining table over there, Lao Tzu's newly bought floor tiles!"

Chen Xuan rushed over in a few steps, wanting to take this guy aside, but as soon as his hand reached the other party's shoulder, Li Zhuangyuan shrugged his shoulders slightly, and easily unloaded Chen Xuan's strength.

He smiled very obscenely at Chen Xuan, "I'm not particular about this person, I'm used to it, it's more comfortable to sit on the ground and eat." ”

Chen Xuan was so angry that he smoked, but he was helpless to take this kid.

"How did you get in?"

Chen Xuan suddenly remembered that this was not his dilapidated old community, the security here was very strict, like Li Zhuangyuan, if he knew the owner of this place to break in, eighty percent of them would have to be lame by the security guards and throw the overpass to ask for food.

Li Zhuangyuan tore the chicken leg in his hand, and said nonchalantly, "In this broken place, I don't go in and out like a play, the princess of Gua Nanguo had a leg with me, and I don't treat the palace as my own home every night." ”

"Damn, next time you're coming, can you say hello in advance!"

Chen Xuan scolded angrily, but there was nothing he could do about this guy.

Don't look at Li Zhuangyuan's sloppiness, if you throw him into the pile of beggars, it will be the same as a real beggar.

But this person's ability cannot be underestimated at all, Chen Xuan was at his peak, and he had only heard of Li Zhuangyuan's name, and knew that this kid had two brushes.

However, how deep Li Zhuangyuan's water is, not to mention Chen Xuan, I'm afraid even the eldest sister can't figure it out.

I only know that this guy is proficient in all kinds of lower ninth-rate techniques, medical divination and astrology, pit abduction, advanced mathematics, and gynecological diseases, which are all experts.

"What about Xie Nan and Tang Wenyuan?" Chen Xuan asked.

Li Zhuangyuan wiped his mouth and said, "They are killers, and the killer has to look like a killer, and he will show his face casually." ”

As he spoke, he took out a note from his body, "This is their contact information, as long as you need it, just contact them directly, you can just treat these two people as shadows." ”

Chen Xuan carefully took the oil-stained note with two fingers, wrote down the contact information on it, took out a lighter and burned it, and asked, "What are you doing here?" ”

"You are ready to go to the provincial capital for a few days later."

Li Zhuangyuan finished nibbling on the last chicken leg, and threw the chicken bones all over the ground into the garbage basket with his hands in a particularly "intimate" manner.

He nibbles on roast chicken with a special characteristic, that is, it is very clean, and there is no shredded meat left on the bones, just like precision surgery.

"What are you doing in the provincial capital?"

Chen Xuan shook his head and said, "No, no, no one wants to disturb me for a while, I have to wait for my daughter-in-law to get off work." ”

What Chen Xuan is thinking about now is to wait until his daughter-in-law comes back from work to cultivate his one-acre three-point responsibility field and complete the death order given by his mother-in-law.

"Boy, have you ever heard the phrase "gentle township is heroic?"

Li Zhuangyuan picked his teeth, tilted his head and said, "Since ancient times, how many heroes and heroes have planted their heels here, I have to remind you of this." ”

"Don't forget what you're going to do, anyway, I'll be with you for four years, what to do, what to say, I will definitely not be left behind, but how to go depends on yourself, if you want to live so comfortably, then I won't stop you."

Chen Xuan waved his hand impatiently and said, "Okay, okay, don't talk to me about these big truths, you just say what I want to do in the provincial capital!" ”

Li Zhuangyuan put on his black suit, which was bought in a vegetable market and was fat, and said, "Three." ”

Chen Xuan, "Huh? ”

Li Zhuangyuan: "Two! ”

Chen Xuan, "Did you take the wrong medicine?" ”

Li Zhuangyuan: "One! ”

Chen Xuan: "I said you kid ........"

As soon as he was halfway through the conversation, the phone suddenly rang, it was Zeng Xiong calling, and after listening to a few words, his face instantly froze, "Okay, I know, I'll rush over immediately." ”

On the way to the provincial capital, Li Zhuangyuan didn't know where to find a chicken leg and gnawed it, leaving the co-pilot not to sit, he had to lie in the back row, just like the landlord and old wealth.

But this time, Chen Xuan didn't blame him for spitting chicken bones in the car, secretly glanced in the rearview mirror, and said tentatively, "How did you know that he would call me just now?" ”

Zeng Xiong called just now and said that he had encountered some trouble over there, and the matter was a little stiff, and he couldn't handle it himself, so he asked Chen Xuan to go over and take a look.

But what surprised Chen Xuan was not this, but how did Li Zhuangyuan know about Zeng Xiong's side?

And even if he knew about it through some channels, he could barely say it, but how could he calculate that Zeng Xiong would call him at that point in time at such a precise time?

It's kind of wicked.

"Heaven must not be divulged."

Li Zhuangyuan squinted his eyes and deliberately sold a pass, Chen Xuan muttered dissatisfiedly, "You quickly say, I have obsessive-compulsive disorder." ”

Li Zhuangyuan straightened up, leaned forward, poked his head over, and played with the taste, "I want to know why I like to eat roast chicken so much?" ”

Chen Xuan frowned, "How the did I know, you were a weasel in your last life, tell me quickly, how did you know that my phone would ring." ”

Li Zhuangyuan shook his head lightly, directly ignored Chen Xuan's words, and said, "Originally, I didn't want to tell others about these things, but it was uncomfortable to hold it in my heart, so you can listen to it as a story." ”

"I hate one sentence the most now, it's bitter and tired at every turn, I'm too hard or something, every time I hear someone say this, I want to slap him a few big ears."

"When I was just born, I was weak and sickly, only weighing three pounds, and my parents were also ruthless, so they directly wrapped me in newspaper and threw it on the riverside."

"Do you know where my hometown is? In the Northeast, it was December, do you know what the Northeast looks like in December? The animals had to freeze to death. ”

"Actually, it was just that I was frozen to death at that time, and I couldn't have suffered so many crimes, but my mother's life was so big that I was taken away by a she-wolf."

"Later, I don't know why, I actually survived, and the she-wolf raised me as a wolf cub."

"When I was five or six years old, I didn't even know I was human, and I ran around the grassland with a group of wolf cubs all day with my teeth bared."

"Then the wolf was beaten by the hunters, and they found me, and then the dog locked me up with a chain, and it was exhibited all over the country."

"I was beaten every day, and I always had a big iron chain around my neck, until I was eight years old, and once I couldn't stand it anymore, I bit the man to death while he was asleep."

"And then I'm going to have to keep going, what do you think I'm a little wolf cub can do? Stealing chickens and dogs on the street, grabbing food with wild dogs in the garbage heap. ”

"As I get older, I become more and more cruel, and no one has ever treated me as a human being since I was a child, and I have never regarded those two-legged things as human beings."

"I was carrying a knife, grabbing it wherever I went, and once I grabbed an old man, but I didn't expect him to beat me down in three or two clicks."

"I was definitely not convinced, and I ran to the old man twice for three days, thinking about revenge, but I was beaten every time."

"After every beating, the old man told me what tricks he used to knock me down, and slowly, I became his apprentice."

"The old man has only two things in his life, roast chicken and white dry, I still don't know his origin, I only know that when he is usually fine, he always holds a thread-bound book."

"I often asked him what was written in the book, but the old man wouldn't tell me, and once I tried to read it secretly, but the old man caught me and beat me half to death."

"Although the old man has a strange temper, he is not bad to me, he taught me to stand on a stake, called me a small grapple, taught me to look at feng shui, told me the history from ancient times to the present, told me which herbs should be boiled together, what diseases to cure, and told me how to judge whether there is a big tomb in it by the trend of mountains and water sources."

"The only thing he asked me was to let me use the skills he learned to go out and make money, and then buy him roast chicken and white dry."

"In fact, at that time, with my ability, as long as I did two big votes, it was enough to eat for a few lifetimes, but the old man gave me a death order, and I could only make just enough money to buy two roast chickens and a bottle of dried white dry every day, and I couldn't harm people's lives."

"Those days were also enjoyable, and then one day, the old man called me to his side with a smile, saying that he had reached his end and was about to go."

"Then in front of me, half of the thread-bound book was removed and burned to ashes, and the remaining half was handed over to me."

"He told me that there are all harmful things on it, and if they were all passed on to me, I don't know how much movement I would have to make, and it would be enough for me to learn the first half of the book."

"Over the years, I have relied on the first half of the book to go south and north, and I can be regarded as doing something not big or small, and people on the rivers and lakes call me Li Zhuangyuan."

"You know, I have a lot more money from me now than you were when you were the best, but I still live a hard life every day."

"When the old man was angry, he told me that with my ability, it would be a piece of cake for the rich side, but he also said that my ability was taught by him, and how much happiness I enjoyed in the world, how much sin he had to suffer below."

"I also said that the blessings of my life, that is, roast chicken and white dry, if I enjoy one more blessing, it will add one more sin, and my master, who has never formally worshipped, will suffer one more sin below."

"I know that you so-called elite intellectuals will say that this is all superstition, and I have never argued with anyone, and I can't tell a fool if I say something ugly."

"There are many things in this world that you don't know, and there are many things that you can't explain, and when I went out this morning, I made a divination, and the hexagram showed that you would go east today."

"I'm thinking about what you've been doing for a while, and it's easy for me to figure out why you're going east, and it's because something happened over there."

"As for why you can guess when your phone will ring, that's lucky, and today you can hit a full hang, this kind of thing can be met but not found, and it can be accurate to the minute and second."

"I've said so much, you should listen to the story, these words are uncomfortable in my heart."

Li Zhuangyuan let out a long sigh, but a touch of relief flashed on his face, the world knew that Li Zhuangyuan was unfathomable and acted strangely, but only he knew what kind of experience was hidden behind these things.

Chen Xuan didn't speak from beginning to end, and his expression changed from impatience at the beginning, to disdain at the back, and then to slowly solidifying.

After a long time, Chen Xuan suddenly smiled and said, "I don't dare to say anything else, I will have enough roast chicken in the future!" ”