Volume 8: The Winning Officer Chapter 4 It's about my dick
"Isn't this a disaster?" Chang Kaishen was depressed, nymphomaniac are unreasonable cautious eyes, it is conceivable that as long as the Master of the Ming Dao did not complete the cultivation of "Stone Bridge Zen" for a day, they all held a grudge against him.
"There's no way, a lot of meditation will affect the state of mind, not only the Ming Dao, but also the Yu Xuanji, she used to be a very elegant and simple girl's family, since the cultivation of "Wrath Vajra Zen", her temper has become a little bit explosive. King Kong Roll said while picking out his nose: "I heard that the "Kurong Zen" cultivated by Yuan Ying is even more outrageous, and there is a high probability that the same sex will attract, and the male will be prosperous from now on, and the female will grind the mirror lily from now on. β
Zhuang Yuanlang couldn't help but shudder, the dead ghost Nagarjuna was not the "Kurong Zen" of cultivation.
"Don't be afraid!" Yan Chixia saw him trembling, and thought that the little fellow was frightened: "No matter what we say in the Maha Wuliang Palace, we are also an upright and famous family, as long as you don't fall into any tricks, even if you know that he is a master of Jindan, at most you will give you a little face, and a few sarcastic words between words, endure it and pass." β
"Jindan? What's wrong with Jindan? It's not certain who will play next. Of course Chang Kaishen will not be afraid, he has now basically figured out the rules of the game in the Maha Immeasurable Palace, and he doesn't have to copy his life and fight for whom.
"Save it to our province!" Yan Chixia thought he was a young man with thin skin, and the ducks were all cooked, and he still stiffened his mouth: "What do you use as a newcomer to fight with Ming Dao? The first Wu Ya Shu Master of our release pond has all suffered his losses! Five years ago, at the four uncovered conferences, the disciple of the Ming Dao Master and the disciple of Wu Yashu were in the same field, and as a result, Yu Xuanji slashed the meat with a sword. The Venerable Master of the Ming Dao turned around and practiced the "Stone Bridge Zen", went to Xiaoxitian to ask the master Elder Ma Xia Bei to come forward, ordered the mandarin duck spectrum of the fish mystery, and only waited for the promotion to build the foundation to perform the ceremony. If he is a foundation monk, the Venerable Wu Yashu can put her in the door wall for protection. It's just that she is still a disciple of the Qi refining period. β
"Yu Xuanji killed her fellow disciples, and the Discipline Academy did not punish her crimes?" Chang Kaishen suddenly admired the Master Mingdao a little, this one-eyed dragon looked babbling, but he was really a good material for the mixed system, and he used the rules reasonably to play with his opponents, instead of being brave and vain.
"Dabi has casualties, not to mention the four-part uncovered conference that is only held once every five years!" General Tai Sui is sometimes really anxious about the common sense shortcomings of this wild seedling partner: "Don't worry, in two months, the main door will hold another four-part uncovered conference, and then you can see that grand scene with your own eyes." β
"It's really a big scene, there is a ring in each fruit position, and the head is bright on the spot, and the hard bridge is hard and hard. Yan Chixia was leisurely fascinated: "It's a pity that I don't have any drama to sing at this year's four uncovered conferences." β
When the duo of Da Changjin saw Yan Chixia like this, they felt quite uncomfortable. If they continue to talk, they are afraid that it will arouse more sadness for Weina, so they excused themselves too late and hurriedly left.
Before leaving, Chang Kaishen picked out a piece of white beeswax shell in the "Ananda Merit Pool" and slapped it into the treasure bag, Yan Chixia asked him what he was doing, and he casually said to take it home as a candle.
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On the way to fly to Peach Blossom Island with him, King Kong Roll suddenly slammed his head with his palm.
"Oops! I finally figured out who Vena wanted to take!"
"You just thought of it?" Zhuang Yuanlang felt that his neural reflex arc was really longer than the Great Wall, did this still need to be considered? As soon as Yan Chixia said that he wanted to rebuild it, he knew that the bearded monk must be playing stone paint armor.
Not to mention the innate divine power, the cultivation of the root bone is also a first-class master, and it has also been upgraded by Tiangang ten times the qualification. And he is now in a vegetative state, and Yan Chixia's seizure of him is as safe and secure as pinching a snail with ten fingers. What's more, the stone lacquer armor is not a dual qi refining cultivator, and he has not yet reached the realm of "Bigu", and the sect must not want to see him die and waste a wood analysis god in vain.
"Hehe, when Yan Chixia takes away the house and becomes a chick, I don't know if he is embarrassed to put the meat words of "the chest is not big, the milk is beautiful, and the pressure is not tight, just have a hole" on his lips?"
"Wait a minuteβ" Chang Kaishen almost fell from a flying needle: "Take away and become a chick......?"
"Isn't Wu Meiyou, the number one Buddha seedling seed of the Dharma generation, deeply trapped in the heart demon tribulation? She has the best embryo of Vajra Nara's body, and it is perfect to be a meat floating slaughter! Actually, it's a pity, but I heard that she is the same as Nai, and she is a martial saint! If Yan Chixia takes her away, won't this martial arts realm completely disappear. β
"Wu Meiyu is the Martial Saint of Jiedi?" Chang Kai Shenxin said Niang Xipi, does this chick's "martial merchant" still have a royal law? She is only eleven years old, and her martial arts level has caught up with the Rakshasa queen who is an old Rakshasa queen, and the Rakshasa is the Rakshasa with the highest martial arts talent in Eryi!
"Don't you know?"
"How would I know! She sat in front of me at the Crossing Puja, and she looked back at me, but she didn't say anything to me. β
"This matter has been spread all over the family for a long time, but the senior brother who is known as the French character generation doesn't know?" Er Fat laughed to death: "When Yan Chixia takes away her house, I have to be close to her". β
"You're mistaken, Yan Chixia's object of reluctance is Fa Shibi, not Wu Meiyou!" Chang Kaishen pressed the low flying needle and slowly fell towards the Peach Blossom Island that was already in sight: "Think about those three fox demon lotus girls, just the hairless prodigal son of Lao Yan, who has a family, isn't it a joke for you to let him take away the body of the woman." β
"Fa Lion Nose? That kid also deserves to be compared to Wu Meiyu?" General Jin didn't know that the stone lacquer armor was pregnant with the Wood Divine Gang, and as soon as he wanted to say, he rushed to Wu Meiyu's innate Vajra Naluo body, and it was worth turning into a woman! β
"Of course, Senior Brother is great in everything. Zhuang Yuanlang smiled evilly through the vine curtain, buried himself in the cave, and immediately turned the stone "Shengmen" standing next to the jade bed into a hexagram-like cloud and incorporated it into the dantian for warmth.
General Tai Sui admired the "Peach Blossom Anthem" inscribed on the body of the tree for a long time outside the cave, and was moved by the grace of Zhuang Yuanlang, and chanted three times after entering the door, and couldn't help but praise Chang Sang's good poems and more bullish, and took out the pen, ink, paper, and inkstone from the Qiankun cloth bag, and asked Sidon Shixian to reward a piece of ink treasure, so that he could take it back to decorate the lonely monk's house like snow.
"Write what?"
"Is there a golden sentence that is extraordinary, but fits my crappy identity?"
Chang Kaishen frowned and pondered for a moment, and with a wave of his pen:
He is strong by him, and the breeze blows on the hills.
He is horizontal, and the bright moon shines on the river.
"The dick exploded! I took it back and pasted it at the door of the monk's house as a couplet. The second fat diligently dried the ink and put away the scroll: "Help me write another plaque." β
"There's a problem!" Zhuang Yuanlang dipped himself in thick ink, shook his wrist and wrote down four hanging needle books with a graceful and Zen flavor: "Rest is Bodhi".
After thinking about it, he suddenly lifted the pen and made a big cross on the four words, and the second fat was stunned, and it was too late to stop it.
Ignoring General Jin's distressed nagging, Chang Kaishen tore a fine silk silk and threw it into the sky, and shook it like a rafter like a huge pen like a sword, and the four lumps of whistling ink that broke through the air spilled four solemn and majestic, awe-inspiring big characters on the soft silk silk - "Shut about my dick"!
The same meaning, but this one is more popular than the "rest is Bodhi" just now. β
"Qianqiuzi gave you a chicken Batu, and you will use me as a punching bag?" Er's fat nose and mouth were crooked, but looking at these four words carefully, his face couldn't help but be shocked, these four words ...... There are actually four kinds of sword qi vertical and horizontal atmosphere, or like the moon in the sky, clear and clear, or like Qu Yu's self-portrait, innocent and majestic. Or if Peng Xiang is not resting, it will pass away. Or like the white lotus out of the water, the flow of the emblem is self-satisfied. After only two glances, General Tai Sui was completely trapped, holding the book in one hand and looking at it directly, and the other hand seemed to figure out the move uncontrollably.
Chang Kaishen saw his attentive appearance, he was embarrassed to bother, and sat on the jade cloud bed and was about to count the loot, when King Kong suddenly went crazy, spun around in place, crackled and slapped himself, muttered words of unknown meaning, and then looked at Zhuang Yuanlang stupidly.
"What's wrong?" Chang Sang was horrified by him, but he didn't say anything, pinched the book with the four big characters "Shut about my dick", and sacrificed the silver hoop flying needle to burn the chrysanthemum and seemed to leave the cave.
didn't wait for Zhuang Yuanlang to figure out what was going on, General Tai Sui just came out of the cave, and he came back from the door in a hurry, without saying a word, he slapped the Qiankun cloth bag fiercely, and the goddess scattered flowers like a volley of Capricorn Fish Waterfall, turned around to wipe his buttocks, and left again.
Zhuang Yuanlang chased to the door and waved his fist at King Kong Roll, who was flying away: "What the hell are you nervous??"
There was no response.
Chang Kaishen looked back at the Capricorn fish in one place, and he couldn't see hundreds of them, and suddenly secretly complained.
Half an hour later, when he threw away the last bloody dragon-headed fish head, the originally refreshing tree cave cave had indeed become full of blood and water, and it was unpleasant.
Three hundred and seventeen Capricorn fish, a total of 4,438 grains of spiritual sand were cut out. Among them, the largest fish contributed 32 grains of spiritual sand, and the least contributed only 6 grains of spiritual sand, with an average of 14 grains of spiritual sand per fish.
Compared with the old birthday star of the Capricorn fish who only contributed four grains of spiritual sand, the output of these Capricorn fish made Chang Kaishen very satisfied. However, the fly in the ointment is that although these big fish spirit sand have many beards, they do not have many beards, and the largest lifespan is only 700 years old, and the fishbone shield that can be provided is obviously not comparable to the 1,800-year-old coffin.
After washing his hands, Chang Kaishen made a virtual document in Zhizhu, and began to count the spoils of the Huangquan realm and compile the equipment statistical report.
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