Chapter 137 Wine is strong and coquettish
Su Qi felt that his eyes were dark, and he couldn't avoid it, and he was slapped under him without any suspense, and then he smelled the rich smell of wine between his lips and teeth, and couldn't help but laugh angrily: This bastard prince, dare to be drunk!
"Hey! You've drunk too much wine and gone back to sleep in your courtyard, what are you doing to grab my bed?! ”
She grumbled and reached out to push him, but the drunken man weighed like a dead pig, and her two long legs pressed her so strong that she couldn't move.
Su Qi scolded him and pushed hard for a long time, feeling that his heart was tired and his body was even more tired, and his chest was pressed by him to breathe, so in order to save his life, he had to slow down his tone and discuss softly in his ear: "Lord Wang, bother you to move to the side?" If you press it like this, I'm going to die. ”
The drunkard was indeed a softer than a hard, so he whimpered obediently, turned over, and continued to lie flat on her bed.
Su Qi easily freed himself, quickly jumped out of bed, and looked at a certain prince who occupied the magpie's nest angrily: Why is this person so annoying today!
She stretched out her hand hatefully, pinched the cheek of a certain prince and pulled it hard, but saw that he was just frowning, drunk and unconscious.
So he grabbed his ear and twisted it hard, and a certain prince didn't even bother to wrinkle his eyebrows.
God help me! Su Qi suddenly felt a sense of revenge, and reached out to touch the cinnabar pen on the table, intending to draw a turtle on the prince's handsome face.
But at the moment when the tip of his nose was about to touch the tip of his nose, he saw his throat rolling, and he looked very uncomfortable: "I'm so thirsty...... Pour me a glass of water......"
I also supported my aunt and grandmother! If you want to find someone to serve, go back to your Qiwu courtyard and call your maid to go!
When Su Qi lived in the palace, she heard Mu Yunxuan talk to her, saying that her eldest brother's Qiwu Courtyard was a typical monk's courtyard, and the pure masters who guarded the little maids were only two maids who served in the inner courtyard, and they were all very strong, one was the daughter of two generations of military families, and it was said that her hands could open a hard bow of fifty loads; The other is the son of the palace guard, who often sweeps the floor while holding the white jade table of the prince.
"Uh......" Su Qi was really stunned after hearing it at that time, "so brave...... Does the prince choose a maid or a personal guard? ”
"The names are more brave, one is called Jingqi and the other is called Hongying, both of which were given by my eldest brother."
Su Qi hurriedly pinched a piece of osmanthus cake for himself to suppress his shock, thinking that the prince's ability to choose a name was really half a catty and eight taels with her.
At that time, Mu Yunxuan continued to gossip while eating snacks, "Once, how many beautiful maids in the palace were Zhouzheng, but everyone who had a bit of posture wanted to squeeze into the eldest brother's yard, and my eldest brother let out a word, saying that the Mu family is a martial family, and the capable are eliminated, and whoever can win the banner and red tassel in his courtyard can be replaced."
After this promise, it is common to see two girls with red tassels, who get up in the morning to practice near the dining hall, lift up and down the seventy or eighty pound grinding plate in the house, throw it around, and the maids who come to receive breakfast from each house and courtyard roar over their heads, and since then, no one dares to enter the idea of Qiwu Courtyard. ”
Su Qi choked with a smile, and patted his chest hard before he relented, "Lord Wang, he is so willful, and her mother doesn't care?" ”
"How could it be!" Mu Yunxuan pinched another piece of dim sum, "Fight yourself...... Anyway, over the years, the princess's mother has stuffed a lot of beauties into the eldest brother's courtyard, plus the emperor's rewards and the gifts given by the relatives, if they all add up, I am afraid that they can stand in a camp! ”
Su Qi suddenly felt a little blocked in his stomach, put down his snack and asked, "Then where are all these beauties?" ”
"I was divided by my eldest brother! Don't look at my eldest brother who is alone, his servants and guards, and his daughter-in-law are all beautiful. is a big man like Xu Kai, who has two or three beautiful concubines. Mu Yunxuan said this, staring at Su Qi meaningfully, "My eldest brother is doing this, I once thought that either he would be a ...... Either that, or he has a problem with his aesthetics. ”
He just has a problem with his aesthetics, so he thinks that the girl and I are called "mediocre in appearance"!
Su Qi thought angrily, decided to ignore his request for water, and picked up the cinnabar pen to continue his painting creation.
She was hesitating whether to draw the turtle shell or the turtle head first, but suddenly saw a certain prince on the bed coughing a few times, his throat rolling, as if he was drunk and wanted to vomit.
"Hey, don't throw up on my bed!" Su Qi hurriedly threw away the pen and reached out to pull him, but he couldn't pull a single inch even if he tried his strength to feed, and listened to him vomit while chanting: "Water ......"
"Okay, okay......" For the sake of his own bed, Su Qi had to get up and pour him a cup of tea and bring it to his mouth. A certain prince was obviously very drunk, but he turned his head, drank it all with her hands, and continued to stretch his hands and feet to sleep peacefully.
Yes, you are an ancestor, and I can't afford to offend. Su Qi looked at the prince who occupied her bed helplessly, hugged a pillow and planned to sleep next door, but before she left the bed two steps, she heard the prince's murmur behind her ears: "My head hurts...... Give me a rub ......."
You...... Su Qi couldn't be angry: Is this really taking my aunt and grandmother as a maid?!
"Let you bully! Let you have nothing to do! You deserve it! ”
After Su Qi finished scolding, he felt in a good mood, turned around and left in high spirits, and made up his mind to ignore the prince who frowned and moaned with a "headache" on the bed.
But at the moment when she was about to lift her feet and go out, she heard a "click" sound, and when she turned around, she saw that her magpie was making a spring carved mahogany bedside, and was broken off by a certain prince who had a "headache"!
Looking at the little magpie with a different head, Su Qi was about to cry, and felt that if she was so laissez-faire, she was afraid that her favorite mahogany bed would be broken by this demon with her bare hands.
"Alright, alright!" Su Qi angrily threw the pillow in his hand towards the demon man, "Don't toss!" I can't rub it for you! ”
After that, he violently slaughtered back to the bedside, stretched out two paws and greeted a certain prince's head.
I really regret that I didn't learn the art well, and I didn't read the good "Nine Yin True Scripture", if I let the girl and I practice the Nine Yin White Bone Claw, I will definitely poke ten transparent holes in your heavenly spirit cover!
A certain prince was "rubbed" by her so that the corners of his forehead twitched, and he closed his eyes and complained: "Light! Will you take care of people? ”
Su Qi slapped his palm on his full forehead: "No!" What's wrong? ”
The beaten prince hooked his lips and showed an evil smile, and his body turned to rest on Su Qi's lap, still closing his eyes and lazy: "No, you can learn." ”
Su Qi was completely embarrassed: The arrogant and black-bellied prince on weekdays, why is he so scoundrel when he is drunk?
No wonder there are two stocky maids in the yard, but if you change to a weaker one, who can touch him?
She pushed and pushed the prince's rock-solid head in disgust, and pushed again, but instead of pushing it away, it annoyed him, and simply stretched out a hand and firmly wrapped it around her waist.
Su Qi was completely bound and couldn't move at all, so he had to lean helplessly on the head of the bed, looking down at the rogue prince in his arms.
His hair bun had already been scratched apart by her "Nine Yin White Bone Claws", a long inky hair hung softly on her legs, angular cheeks were flushed with a drunken red, stretching to the slightly exposed chest, and the strong and strong muscles under the placket were faintly visible, falling together with his long breathing......
This demon, with this good skin, makes people hate it......
Su Qi secretly despised his nymphomaniac, and continued to look at his undulating chest and think about it......
Mu Yunsong noticed that there was gradually no movement beside him, and Fang opened his eyes cautiously.
Sure enough, the girl had already slept sweetly against the head of the bed, and her slightly open cherry lips were still shiny at the corners of her lips.
The trick succeeded, he felt that his cheeky skills had improved again, got up and held the sleeping little man in his arms, carefully flattened it on the bed, and looked at it with his hands for a while, and felt that the sleeping girl was the most well-behaved and lovable.
This little goblin, with his good looks, can't make people annoyed......
couldn't help but lean over and steal a fragrance on her cherry lips, and became more and more reluctant to leave.
He simply lay down again, reaching out to wrap his arms around her waist.
The sleeping little man felt the warmth beside him, and arched his head like a cat, arching into his arms, his cheek against his chest, and sleeping more and more sweetly.
Before Mu Yunsong came, he did pour himself a jar of spirits; When he arrived at the door of Huimu Zhai, he poured another altar to chat to strengthen his courage, and he was already drunk with five points, and at this time, Xiangyu was even more intoxicated, and he also fell asleep with a fake play.
In his dream, he vaguely felt that he was walking in a dense jungle, surrounded by towering ancient trees that shaded the sky and the sun, with intertwined branches and many vines as thick as arms.
What is this place...... Mu Yunsong looked around cautiously, feeling that this forest was very strange, the roots and grass stems entangled with each other on the ground, and the vines that were windless and automatically swaying like pythons around him, were all indescribably weird.
Fang Cai, am I not with Su Qi...... Mu Yunsong was shocked in his heart, and shouted: "Su Qi! Where are you?! ”
The sound echoed in the dense forest, and after a while, Mu Yunsong felt movement in the distance.
Not the answer he wanted to hear, but ......
A low, mournful sneer.
"Who?!" Mu Yunsong asked in a deep voice, reaching out to touch the short sword on his waist, but he felt empty.
Odd...... Mu Yunsong was suspicious, his short sword almost never left his body, and now ......
He suddenly had some doubts about his situation.
Before he could think about it, the cold laughter gradually echoed from far and near, echoing in all directions, and there was not a trace of a figure in sight.
Mu Yunsong bowed down in a defensive posture and cautiously raised his feet and stepped back......
But I was shocked to find that before I knew it, my feet had been firmly bound by vines and I couldn't move!
Oops......
Mu Yunsong secretly struggled inside, but with a sneer getting closer and closer, the vines beside him were all alive, and poisonous snakes spat out letters at him!