Chapter 1: The Prime Minister descends from the sky
When Su Qi arrived at the Huangjia Spiritual Hall, there was already a person standing inside.
She stopped at the door, and saw that the man was wearing a shabby robe that was so greasy that he could not see the background color, and he was dancing vigorously with a peachwood sword in his hand, occasionally turning and whirling, revealing a yellowish face, and two goat's whiskers fluttering in the wind on his thin chin.
The Taoist priest turned his head and saw a girl standing at the door, but she was only fifteen or sixteen years old, looking at him with a pair of clear and bright eyes. Who are you? It was also invited by the Huang family to hunt ghosts? ”
"Ghost hunting, I don't have that ability."
Hearing her confess like this, the Taoist priest relaxed slightly, and then heard the girl's eyebrows crooked and smiled: "I am the matchmaker in Dongfeng Town, Su Qi." ”
"Matchmaker?" The Taoist priest couldn't help but sneer contemptuously, "It's for the dead?" "What did the Huang family invite her to do with such waste firewood?
The Taoist priest turned away, not wanting to pay attention to the little girl anymore, and with words in his mouth, a blank piece of paper on the table slowly rose with the tip of his sword, swaying in the air.
Su Qi glanced at the white paper, walked leisurely to the middle of the mourning hall, looked at the tablet with "Huang Family Siniang" written on the table, and ran to the paulownia coffin on the side, and reached out to open a large wooden box with the seal of "burial".
It's a box full of notebooks.
Su Qi's eyes lit up, he stretched out his hand and flipped through it, as if muttering to himself: "Miss Huang, you have a good taste!" ”
Before she finished speaking, she felt a wind passing through the hall, swirling around her fingertips, turning the book over with a rattle, and blowing all the way to the Taoist priest, blowing the white paper floating in the air suddenly flew up, turned around twice in the air, and was pasted on the Taoist priest's face.
The Taoist priest hurriedly grabbed the white paper, put it on the tip of the sword with some annoyance, took a mouthful of "elixir holy water" and sprayed it on the paper, and shouted: "Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law!" The ghosts and spirits are all visible! ”
As soon as he spoke, he saw a blood-colored ghost gradually appear on the white paper. The Taoist priest shouted, "The ghost has been killed by the poor Dao with a sword, and the Huangfu will be peaceful from now on!" ”
After he said that, he turned around majestically and wanted to leave, but he heard the girl's faint voice behind him: "The Taoist is just fooling around like this, isn't it?" ”
The Taoist priest stumbled at his feet, his face full of annoyance: "Little girl, don't be a fool!" Raise the ghost white paper in front of Su Qi's nose, "The ghost has been sealed in this spell and killed with a sword, don't you see?" ”
Su Qi raised his eyebrows, and suddenly reached out and knocked over the remaining half bowl of "Elixir Holy Water" on the table, and the water splashed on a stack of white paper next to him, and the ghost appeared.
Su Qi sighed: "There are so many ghosts, Miss Huang really has a wide range of friends. ”
The Taoist priest who had been exposed to the trick turned pale for a while, and said in a low voice: "Girl, you and I are eating together, why do you want to cut off my wealth?" ”
"Those who do our business take people's money to eliminate disasters for others. Since the Taoist chief has no ability to catch ghosts, why should he take on this ghost-hunting errand? ”
"Ghost hunting?" The Taoist priest sneered, "How can there be any ghosts and ghosts in this world?" It's just that people are suspicious and have dark ghosts! ”
He paced to the offering table and picked up the tablet, "Let's just say that this Huang family Siniang, I heard the little girl of the Huang Mansion say, before his death, he was a bucket waist cake face, plus a face full of freckles, but he also looked at the book and looked stupid, looking forward to an earth-shattering love that died and lived, and the result was that he couldn't get married in the twenties."
She can't even stand God's behavior, so on a moonlit night three days ago, she was imitating a sable cicada in her backyard to worship the moon, and suddenly a thunder fell from the sky and chopped her to death. ”
Speaking of this, a mocking look appeared on the Taoist priest's face: "You said, with such a good character, she won't let her father and mother live in peace before and after her death, and she deserves that she won't be able to marry in the next life!" ”
"Yes......" Su Qi raised his eyebrows: I will quietly watch you die.
Before the Taoist priest's words fell, he suddenly felt a gust of wind passing through the hall, and two white lanterns with the word "sacrifice" written on the mourning hall rustled, accompanied by a whimper that seemed to cry and laugh, lingering in the mourning hall.
"What...... What was that? The Taoist priest looked around in the mourning hall in shock, and then turned to Su Qi: "You...... Don't make that noise to scare people! ”
Su Qi signaled that he didn't say anything at all, and stretched out his finger to the coffin: "You arranged her like this behind your back, Miss Huang is afraid that she wants to talk to you." ”
The Taoist priest's earthy yellow face turned white, and a few wisps of goat's whiskers trembled: "You...... Don't bluff me, what ...... in the world"
Before he finished speaking, he suddenly felt a yin wind blowing in his face, mixed with a miserable laughter, and the Taoist priest felt a chill on the top of his head, and it was actually the mixed yuan scarf on his head that was lifted off, revealing a bald head.
It's convenient for him, Su Qi secretly thought, if you need to pretend to be a Taoist, you are a Taoist, and if you need to pretend to be a monk, it is also ready-made.
But I saw that the bald Taoist priest was sitting on the ground with his legs weak, trembling like chaff all over his body, and his crotch was wet.
Su Qi frowned, seeing that he looked like he was going crazy with fright, he couldn't help but make a point: "The Taoist chief is not leaving, are you planning to have a long talk with Miss Huang?" ”
Only then did the Taoist priest come back to his senses and rushed out of the mourning hall with a rolling belt.
Seeing that the fake Taoist priest had run away, the terrible yin wind suddenly swirled, and rushed towards Su Qi with a whimper.
Su Qi didn't panic and smiled, his yin and yang eyes were burning, and he spoke in the direction of the yin wind: "Miss Huang, do you want to find a wishful husband?" ”
The gloomy wind suddenly stopped, and with a white candle on the offering table, "Bar Click" fell.
Su Qi is not a believer, it is actually the custom of the northern border of Dayan, the unmarried man and woman before his death, once he dies, the family will quickly find a deceased to marry the underworld, and bury the two together, so that when they go to the king of the underworld, it is considered that the marriage in this life is over, and they can be reincarnated. Otherwise, you will have to enter the city of vain death, and wait until the other half of the destined other half in the marriage book also dies, so that you can get married in this world and go to reincarnation.
And those who are destined to die alone in this life are often negligent by the ghosts of the underworld, and they will stay in the city of death for hundreds or even thousands of years.
Therefore, in order to benefit the undead, the girl Su Qi felt that she, the matchmaker, was a noble and sacred profession.
However, for the marriage of the fourth mother of the Huang family, the little matchmaker is really a little powerless.
In three days, she almost ran all over Dongfeng Town, and found two families who had newly lost their men, but as soon as others heard that they were the four girls of the Huang family in Zhenbei, they all looked secretive, and they resolutely refused to agree no matter how many gifts Su Qi had.
How strange is this fourth mother of the Huang family......
At the edge of the mass grave, Su Qi leaned on the trunk of a big tree and sighed silently, unaware that behind him, a miserable white and fleeting ghost gradually emerged from the night.
The ghost figure spoke, and a frenzied yin qi swept across the back of the girl's neck: "Su ...... Seven ......"
Su Qi suddenly turned his head and said helplessly: "Huang Siniang, I have worked very hard to find your father-in-law, you really don't have to rush me like this night and night." ”
"You think I want to see you?" The female ghost Huang Siniang wanted to make a sad and complaining expression, but Na Xizi's heart-warming expression appeared on her fat face with a miserable white background and a scorched brain, which looked more and more terrifying, "Or what you told my family, the unmarried girl before her death, if she dies, if she doesn't get married quickly, she can't be reincarnated and reincarnate, can I not be in a hurry?" ”
Su Qi sighed, "I really tried my best, I searched for this mass grave all night, but there was not a single newly mourned ghost." She looked at Huang Siniang, who was looking sad on the head of the explosive mushroom, and pointed to the sky helplessly, "I can't let a prince fall from the sky." ”
As soon as she finished speaking, she heard the tall trees above her squirt, and a moment later, a figure fell in front of her.