"Hint: Lazy gas consumption is 1, and there are currently 99 left. Please replenish the lazy energy value to more than 100 as soon as possible, otherwise..."

"How?" Zhang Kang asked in his heart.

"Don't bother to say it, see for yourself." The system replied.

“… Too lazy to look. Zhang Kangxin said.

"Hint: If you are lazy successfully, your laziness value will be increased by 1, currently 100."

Isn't that just going to make it up? Zhang Kang's face and heart did not fluctuate.

Zhang Kang has been a little lazy since birth, other people's children can climb and turn over in a few months, and he is still lying motionless in bed all day long when he is more than a year old.

At the time, his parents thought it was a failure.

When he grew up, he was still very lazy, and his parents had strong earning ability and were relatively strong, so he didn't have to worry about anything, so he became more and more lazy.

But at that time, he was not lazy to be as powerful as he is now, until one day, another voice suddenly sounded in his head.

That voice calls itself a lazy system, as long as you are lazy, you can increase your laziness value, the lazier you are, the faster and more your lazy value increases, and the higher your laziness value, the stronger his ability.

After the lazy value reaches 100, Zhang Kang's strength level in the system changes from [mortal] to [strong], and can release lazy energy to assimilate others, making others extremely lazy.

No matter how powerful Fu Jian is, he can only be regarded as a mortal who can fight, and his fists and feet are almost like tickling for Zhang Kang, a strong man. And he also had the good fortune of being the first to be assimilated.

But at the stage of 100, Zhang Kang can only assimilate ordinary humans or demons and monsters with relatively weak abilities, and he can also assimilate strong ones, but that will consume a lot of laziness.

Yes, in this world, demons and monsters are real, but this shocking truth did not shock Zhang Kang.

Because he was too lazy to be shocked.

Since getting this system, Zhang Kang has begun to be more justifiably lazy and lazy.

However, since getting the system, there are times when Zhang Kang obviously doesn't want to be lazy but can't help but be lazy, which shows that there are systematic reasons why he has become lazier.

Li Xinru was originally following him, but the battle just now consumed his 'too much' physical strength, and he was too lazy to feel uncomfortable now, so he walked very slowly.

So in a blink of an eye, Li Xinru had successfully surpassed him by about five meters.

Then Li Xinru stood still, standing in place and waiting for him, about ten seconds later, Zhang Kang finally walked to Li Xinru's side, Li Xinru said: "That... Thank you so much tonight, if it weren't for you, I wouldn've been here tonight..."

Zhang Kang didn't seem to hear it at all, staring at the dead fish and moving forward step by step.

"You're going to be killed like a zombie." Li Xinru said.

Zhang Kang glanced at her and sat down.

I'm so tired, so annoying, why did I make a move just now, I'm too lazy to leave!

Li Xinru was stunned: "What's wrong with you?" ”

Don't you want to thank me? Then carry me on your back. Zhang Kangxin said.

It's a pity that Li Xinru couldn't hear his inner words, and asked tentatively, "Are you also injured?" ”

Carry me on your back! Zhang Kangxin said.

"Uh... Tell me something..."

Carry me on your back!! Zhang Kang shouted in his heart.

"Otherwise, I'll help you go." As she spoke, Li Xinru helped Zhang Kang up, put his arm on her shoulder, and carried him out.

Hey, it's okay if you don't hold it on your back. Zhang Kang's heart was full of joy.

"Thank you so much today, Fu Jian is so hateful, he actually found someone to lie to me."

"You're so heavy, are you really hurt? Do you need to go to the hospital? ”

"Uh... By the way, doesn't it look like you don't need it? Okay, where do you live? Shall I send you back? ”

"Why don't we take a taxi? I feel like I can't carry you anymore. ”

You're so annoying. Zhang Kang rolled his eyes with all his strength.

Although he enjoyed the feeling of being supported, Li Xinru was really annoyed by the constant chatter in his ear, so he simply took his arm off Li Xinru's shoulder, sat down on the road and began to pretend to be dead.

Li Xinru stretched out her hand to summon a taxi and helped Zhang Kang up, and the driver asked, "Ouch, what's wrong?" Drunk too much? I don't pull drunks in this car! ”

"Master, he's just a little... I didn't wake up. ”

"Oh, okay then, where are you going?"

"Zhang Kang, where do you live?"

Zhang Kang was silent for a while: "Xinghai Homeland." ”

At this time, Li Xinru found that several boys walked out of the school carrying Fu Jian, and was stunned and panicked, Fu Jian couldn't have been broken by Zhang Kang, right?

If it is broken, it will be difficult to do, and Fu Jian's family will definitely retaliate!

The taxi started, and Li Xinru became more and more uneasy.

Li Xinru lives in Qingping Jiayuan Community, and the taxi happened to pass by, Li Xinru got out of the car and gave the driver 100 yuan: "Please keep a snack for the master." ”

"No problem."

The car started again, and the driver said with some envy: "Boy, your girlfriend is so good to you, she looks beautiful and tsk." ”

Zhang Kang's face was expressionless, she is not my girlfriend, I have nothing to do with her.

Soon, the car stopped at the gate of Xinghai Homestead, and the driver said: "It's here, your girlfriend paid enough fare, you don't have to pay, get out of the car." ”

Zhang Kang didn't move.

"Get out of the car."

Zhang Kang slowly took out a hundred yuan from his wallet and handed it to the driver, the driver was a little confused, and said in his heart, "Are you a bad kid?" I said that you don't have to give money, you pay it back?

The driver couldn't figure out what he was going to do, so he didn't answer and repeated: "Your girlfriend gave me enough money, you don't have to pay it." ”

Zhang Kang found out another hundred, and the driver was completely blinded: "Young man, what do you mean by this?" ”

"Carry me." Zhang Kang stared at the dead fish and said.

The driver feels that the three views have been refreshed, and he can die if he walks on his own like this? Still have to carry you? Depend on how lazy you are!

But two hundred yuan was in front of him, he decisively took the money, drove the car into the community, and carried Zhang Kang upstairs.

Although it is the fifth floor, it is tiring enough for the driver, but you can earn two hundred with such a little effort, and it is worth it.

When I got home, there was no one at home as usual, my parents were busy with business outside the home, and there was rarely a time to be at home in a year.

Zhang Kang didn't even bother to turn on the light, slumped on the sofa and stared at the ceiling in a daze.

Footsteps sounded outside the door, and the footsteps stopped at the door, and a middle-aged woman stood outside the door speechless and said, "Xiaokang, you forgot to close the security door of your house again." ”

I'm too lazy to close. Zhang Kangxin said.

Bang, the security door was closed, and the footsteps went upstairs, and the middle-aged woman sighed and said to herself: "This well-off is so lazy, if my son is so lazy, I will definitely beat him three times a day." ”

"Hint: If you succeed in being lazy, you will gain +1 laziness."

There was a rumbling sound in his stomach, Zhang Kang didn't bother to pay attention to it, he was tired of making a move today, he was really too lazy to look for something to eat, he slowly closed his eyes, and after three seconds, the snoring sounded.

After some time, the rumbling of his stomach drowned out his snoring, and he was awakened from hunger.

I'm so hungry, but I'm too lazy to get up and find something to eat......

Forget it, then don't eat it.

After battling hunger for a while, he fell asleep again.

When I opened my eyes, it was early the next morning.

He finally got up and went to find a bottle of milk, and after drinking, he looked at the bathroom seven or eight meters away, and then slowly unbuckled his belt, aimed at the empty bottle, and boom...

He was paralyzed at home for two days on the weekend, and he earned two more points of laziness in those two days.

Monday morning.

Within a day, he was not so lazy in the morning, and he could take the bus to school like a normal person, but it also depended on the situation.

However, when he was about to arrive at the school gate, he suddenly heard the system's prompt: "If you succeed in laziness, you will be lazy +1." ”

I'm not lazy when I walk normally, am I? Zhang Kang looked strange, but then he found that Fu Jian was helped and carried into the school by several younger brothers like a puddle of mud.

Is it because he is lazy that I am lazy? If the assimilated person is lazy and lazy, I can also increase the laziness value? Is there still such a setting? Zhang Kang's dead fish eyes suddenly had some light.

"Yes, if the assimilated person is lazy and lazy, you will also increase the laziness value." The system says.

The light in Zhang Kang's eyes quickly dimmed again.

Even so, he will not assimilate others casually.

Because he doesn't bother to do it.