Chapter 760: Poop
The third student to go up, Su Youyi asked him to follow Xiao Qi's part and carry it down.
Zi said: A gentleman becomes the beauty of I, not the evil of I. The villain is the opposite. ”
"Ji Kangzi asked Confucius about politics. Confucius said: Politicians, righteousness. Zi Shuai is upright, who dares to be upright? ”
"Ji Kangzi was a thief and asked Confucius. Confucius said: Gou Zi does not want it, although he does not steal it. ”
Ji Kangzi asked Confucius and said: If there is no way to kill, there is a way, how so? Confucius said: The son is the government, why kill? The son wants to be good, and the people are good. The virtue of a gentleman, the virtue of a villain. The wind on the grass will die. ”
Zizhang asked: How can Shi Rusi be described as a master? Zi said: What is it, what is the so-called master? Zizhang said: You must hear it in the state, and you must hear it at home. Zi said: It's Wenye, not Daye. Those who are upright and righteous, observe words and looks, and consider the following people. In Bang Bida, at home must be reached. Those who hear about it will not be suspicious. You must hear it in the state, and you must hear it at home. ”
Fan Chi swam under the dancing goose and said: Dare to ask Chongde, cultivate, and discern confusion. Zi said: Good ask! First and later, not Chongde and? Attacking its evil, not attacking people's evil, not cultivating and ? Once angry, forget his body, and his relatives, is it not confused? ”
Fan Chi asked. Zi said: Lover. Ask. Zi said: Knowing people. Fan didn't arrive for a long time. Zi said: Straightening up the wrong people can make the wrongdoers straight. Fan Chi retreated, and saw Zi Xia and said: Xiang Ye I saw the master and asked, Zi said: Straightening up is wrong, and it can make the wrongdoer straight, what does it mean? Zixia said: Rich! Shun has the world, selected by the public, lifting Gao Tao, and the unkind are far away. The soup has the world, it is chosen by the public, Yiyin is lifted, and the unkind are far away......"
The third student memorized to the end, Su Youyi nodded with a smile, and then let the fourth student go up.
The fourth is Li Qianyue.
Su Youyi said: "You will carry the same part as Xiaoliu." ”
"Yes."
Li Qianyue is not only diligent in endorsing, but he has also been listening carefully to other people's recitations, so Su Youyi said this, he memorized it very easily.
The other students at the bottom were even more excited.
It seems that they guessed correctly, and they have completely figured out the Queen Mother's routine!
Li Qianyue carried it to the last place and went down, and the next student came up with a happy face, and before Su Youyi could speak, he was already going to continue to carry it.
Unexpectedly, Su Youyi said slowly: "Hmm, you can recite the content that classmate Li Qianyue memorized again." ”
"Huh?"
The student looked at her dumbfounded.
He had just seen Su Youyi let Li Qianyue carry the front part below, and he had already made up his mind that he would follow Li Qianyue's back.
Therefore, he didn't even glance at the content of Li Qianyue's back, and just looked at the back.
Unexpectedly, Su Youyi asked him to memorize the previous one again!
"What, you can't carry it?"
Su Youyi shook the ring ruler in her hand.
The student couldn't laugh or cry, so he had to start reciting from the front, "Yan Yuan asked." Zi said: Ke has been reinstated for benevolence. One day has been restored, and the world will return to benevolence. For the sake of benevolence, but by others? ”
Yan Yuan said: May I ask his eyes. Zi said: Don't look at incivility, don't listen to incivility, don't speak incivility, and don't move incivility. Yan Yuan said: Although the return is not sensitive, please talk about it. ”
In the first two, he memorized it fluently, but he couldn't do it in the back, stumbling, looking at the little friend behind him while back.
"Zhonggong asks Ren, Zhonggong ......"
He gives people a look.
Su Youyi pretended not to see it, and the old god was sitting on the ground, shaking the ring ruler in his hand.
Someone at the bottom was bold and whispered to remind this stuck person, "Zi said, go out like seeing a big guest, go out like seeing a big guest!" ”
The endorser frowned.
What kind of poop is not stool, how can there be stool in the Analects?
Isn't that fooling around?!
"Huh?"
Su Youyi waited for a while, and the prompt below was so loud that she couldn't listen to it anymore, so she issued a urging syllable.
The student who endorsed the book listened carefully, but he still heard poop in his ears.
The Queen Mother is urging!
it!
The student gritted his teeth and went down according to what he heard, "Zi said, go out as if you see it...... If you see a stool......"
The voice was very small, but Su Youyi still heard it.
The students below heard it.
Burst.
Some people laughed so much that their stomachs hurt, and they were about to roll around holding their stomachs, and some of them were so red that their faces were full of teeth at a glance.
"Hahaha! Defecate! ”
"It's Dabin, hahaha!"
Xiao Liu and Xiao Qi couldn't laugh well, and even Li Qianyue, who never liked to laugh, couldn't help laughing at this time.
Su Youyi couldn't help but cover her mouth with a handkerchief and turned her face away slightly, so she could barely control her expression.
The person who was laughed at only then reacted.
"What, Dabin?"
He listened to it several times in a row, and it was obviously poop!
Angry, he almost tore up to remind himself of the next seat, "It's obviously Dabin, why do you always say it's poop?" I didn't think it was right, but you kept saying it, and I believed it! ”
If he knew this, he wouldn't say anything about it!
The person who reminded him cried out for wrongdoing, and turned his upper lip open with his hand, "Look, my tooth was accidentally broken a few days ago, and my speech was a little leaky, I didn't mean to coax you!" ”
Everyone looked at him, and sure enough, they saw that half of his two front teeth were now left, and it was pitiful to hang there alone.
No wonder Dabin is said to be poop.
The crowd thought about it for a moment, and then burst out laughing again, this time even harder than before.
After the students finished laughing, Su Youyi tapped twice on the table with a ring ruler, "You are reciting above, and you are reminded at the bottom, it seems that you really can't memorize." ”
The child who endorsed the book panicked, "I, it's not that I can't memorize!" I, I'm just a little unfamiliar! Queen Mother, you can test me in the middle section, I can memorize the middle section well! ”
"That's not going to work."
Su Youyi didn't look at him, and she didn't talk about it at all, "I asked each of you to memorize only one paragraph, because I wanted to save some time and give a lecture later." Therefore, if you can memorize a part of it at will, you can memorize it at will, which means that the whole text is no problem. ”
"You have made a mistake now, that is, everyone at the bottom can be memorized backwards, and this assessment will not pass. And you-"
She casually pointed at the child who had lost his front tooth with a ring ruler, "You remind him below, is this a friendship between classmates?" If he is going to use this article in the future, but not here, remembering that when he was young, he didn't have a good time reciting it because you reminded him, do you think he will be grateful to you or hate you? ”
The kid with leaky front teeth stopped talking, he lowered his head, and it took a while to raise his head, "Queen Mother, I was wrong, I shouldn't have reminded him." ”
Su Youyi stood up, "So, how should I be punished for not being able to memorize my homework?" ”