Chapter 502: Why Is It So Good!?
The old man was silent for a long time: "Come back first, and then discuss it when you come back." ”
As soon as the voice fell, the phone hung up directly, not giving Sun Lei a chance to speak at all.
Sun Lei shrugged helplessly, the old man's attitude really puzzled him, didn't he want to go everywhere? Why do you want to go into the double heaven but you don't agree!?
This doesn't make sense!
originally thought that the difficulty of entering the second heaven was mainly due to the lack of combat effectiveness, but what I didn't expect was that the biggest resistance now came from the old man, which was very difficult to do, and Sun Lei could hear that the old man was definitely not joking with himself, if he really wanted to go to the second heaven, the old man would definitely catch up and break his legs.
After thinking about it, I decided to go back to Qinglei Mountain to have a look, after all, I have been away for seven years, and Sun Lei really misses the old man a little.
……
A day later, Qinglei Mountain.
Wang Ziyin sneakily came to a big willow tree and cautiously shouted: "Brother Lei, Brother Lei! ”
"Be quiet!" Sun Lei poked his head out secretly and said nervously: "This Qinglei Mountain is a hundred miles away, but it can't escape the old man's ears!" ”
Wang Ziyin hurriedly covered his mouth, saw Sun Lei beckoning, and hurriedly came to Sun Lei's side.
"What is the old man's attitude now?"
Wang Ziyin frowned: "It's not good, I didn't see the old man sleeping last night, it seems to be thinking about something, the old man has always been heartless, last night, it really made me and Lao Niu unable to sleep, thinking that something bad happened!" ”
Sun Lei's face changed: "The old man may be thinking about how to lock me up in Qinglei Mountain!" ”
Forehead!?
Wang Ziyin blinked: "Really!?" How did Brother Lei know!? ”
"His temper, others don't know, don't I know?" Sun Lei's face gradually became a little unsightly: "Whenever the old man is thinking, there is a chance that someone will suffer!" As for the object of this affliction......"
Sun Lei's gaze couldn't help but shift to Wang Ziyin, Wang Ziyin's body trembled, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "Brother Lei, I didn't recruit you, not to mention that it's none of my business, don't you want me to carry the black pot!" I'm not stupid! ”
"You're thinking too much!" Sun Lei frowned: "Besides, I didn't say that you should carry the black pot, but there is something for you to do!" ”
"What's the matter?"
Sun Lei secretly took out a small paper bag and stuffed it into Wang Ziyin's hand: "This is a colorless and tasteless laxative, you can find a way to participate in the wine or dishes and let the old man eat it!" ”
it!
Wang Ziyin looked at Sun Lei with a frightened face, you are too bold, right!?
My own master is also pitted!?
And it was discovered, Wang Ziyin was not broken yet!?
"Don't worry, it's just a laxative, not a poison, the old man will not have the strength to clean me up after ten days and half a month!"
Wang Ziyin gasped.
It's also nine years of compulsory education, why are you so good!?
This kind of damage trick can be thought of!?
"Brother Lei, you, don't hurt me! If I let the old man know that I did this, I'm afraid I won't be able to stay here! ”
"Don't worry, only I can think of this kind of solution, if you don't have this IQ, the old man will definitely not suspect you!"
Wang Ziyin: "......"
Are you complimenting me or insulting me!?
"No, don't dare!" Wang Ziyin's head shook like a rattle: "Brother Lei, I don't have the guts, why don't you call Lao Niu over and let him try!?" ”
"Don't you forget how I helped you in the first place, let you do such a small thing and push back, didn't you say that as long as you can repay the favor, you can be a cow and a horse in the next life? Now it's just a matter of letting you put some laxatives, that's how you repay me!? ”
Wang Ziyin's face was a little unbearable, but you are so insidious!
Actually fed the old man laxatives!?
After living for so long, it's the first time I've met such an apprentice!
If this is his own disciple, Wang Ziyin will definitely be whipped to death!
"Say yes or not!?"
Wang Ziyin had a bitter face: "I ......"
"Don't forget, you said it yourself!" Sun Lei snorted coldly: "If you don't help me, I'll cripple you immediately!" ”
Personal threats!
Wang Ziyin's scalp was numb, and he believed that Sun Lei would definitely be able to do this kind of thing.
10,000 grass and mud horses rushed by.
"I, I know!" Wang Ziyin gritted his teeth: "I'll put it in when I eat later!" ”
Sun Lei showed a smile on his face: "Xiao Yin, I knew you were still righteous!" ”
Wang Ziyin wanted to cry without tears, he was coerced and coerced by Sun Lei, where did he have any choice, I just hope that the old man will not blame him at that time, and then, with a resolute face, he turned away with a resolute face, Sun Lei smiled, and then waited for the old man to have no strength.
This is a top laxative, the old man's butt was bitten by a five-step snake, and he had to be planted on his head, this laxative will definitely be able to yin him, not to mention, the old man is too self-conscious, do you think you are my grandson beautiful, and all poisons will not invade!?
I have an eternal golden body, but you don't!
Originally, this matter was intended to let the Raptors come, after all, this guy is the king of special forces, not to mention that he is in charge, it would be better to let him release laxatives, but the Raptors left after staying in Qinglei Mountain for a year, saying that there is something to deal with, as for what to do, Sun Lei is not very clear, but there should be no problems.
So this task naturally fell on Wang Ziyin.
waited until night, and Wang Ziyin came again.
"How's it going!?" Sun Lei hurriedly asked.
"It seems to have worked, the old man has already been to the hut three times!"
"Confirm he's having diarrhea!? Have you ever sniffed it in the past!? The old man is very sinister, and he may deliberately pretend to be tricked to lure me out! ”
What the hell am I ......
Wang Ziyin's head is full of black lines.
The daily life of your master and apprentice can not be simpler!
Why is it full of deception everywhere!?
Smell it!?
What do you make me smell!?
I'm not insane!
"It shouldn't be fake, I heard something wrong with the old man's voice!" Wang Ziyin said with a determined face: "It must be the effect of the laxative!" ”
Sun Lei hesitated for a moment, he didn't believe Wang Ziyin's judgment, he thought it was better to wait for a few days to see the situation, every day Wang Ziyin would run to the big locust tree to report, the old man even got up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet, and it seemed that there was no way to treat it, and even thought that he had a bad stomach, and muttered there all day and night whether he had taken laxatives, and even arrested Wang Ziyin and asked.
"Looks like the laxative should be working!"
Although there is still some hesitation, but looking at the old man's situation, it shouldn't seem like pretending, and now the old man is in very poor condition, and it is estimated that he has no strength to clean himself up, so Sun Lei returned with Wang Ziyin with a relieved face.
After a while, several huts came into view, Sun Lei's face was full of nostalgia, this is where he grew up, although it looks simple, but everywhere is full of his childhood memories.
Three residences, a pigsty, a chicken pen, Sun Lei came to the pigsty for the first time, swept over, and soon saw a snow-white pig, beckoned and said: "Generalissimo, come here!" ”
This snow-white pig stood out from the crowd of black pigs, and its body was much more majestic, and it seemed to be very majestic in the herd, and the group of black pigs did not dare to approach at all.
Wang Ziyin's eyes couldn't help but fall on this snow-white pig, it is strange to say, he always feels that this pig is very extraordinary, but he can't detect anything, every time he feeds the pig, the other black pigs dare not move, and when the white pig finishes eating, the other black pigs will scramble to come and fight for food.
Sun Lei's generalissimo called very kindly, and sure enough, the generalissimo who was sleeping on the ground suddenly opened his eyes and saw that Sun Lei appeared next to the pigsty, and he was suddenly excited, and ran over without saying a word.
"Generalissimo, did you miss me!?"
The Generalissimo nodded very spiritually.
it!?
Wang Ziyin is stupid, this, this is wrong!
Could this white pig also be a monster!? And it should have given birth to spiritual wisdom, otherwise how could he listen to Sun Lei!?