Chapter 163 I'm a Kitsune
Mu Yunge was reprimanded by her mother, covering her arms and crying and going back to the room, the more she thought about it, the more resentful she felt.
"Su Qi! Kitsune! I'm suffering all kinds of misery now, and it's all because of you! ”
Mu Yunge hated and scolded, and was about to stab a silver needle into the straw villain's body, but a white light flashed, and the straw villain in her hand suddenly disappeared, and the needle in her hand pierced into her palm, screaming in pain.
When she raised her head with tears in her eyes, she saw a delicate girl in white standing in front of her, still playing with her straw figure in her hand.
"Who are you? Where did you get it from? ”
"Who am I?" The girl in white stared at her clear eyes, "Don't you know?" I just heard you call me, and I just came in! She turned the little man in her hand over and over again, stared at the word "Su Qi" on the villain's back and shook her head, "How did Sister Su Qi provoke you, you actually stabbed her like this, it's really a femme fatale!" ”
Mu Yunge heard the words "Sister Su Qi" in her mouth, and became more and more displeased: "Do you know Su Qi's fox charmer?" ”
"Wrong, wrong!" The girl in white blinked seriously, "Sister Su Qi is not a fox!" I ......," she pointed to her nose, "I'm the fox." ”
Mu Yunge was stunned, looked the girl in white up and down, and felt that this girl might be a little abnormal: "You don't bluff me, how can there be any real fox in the world, it's just Su Qi's slut who said to scare people." It's ridiculous that when she was in Tanzhe Temple, she took it seriously.
"Who said that?" The girl in white stopped doing it, "If there is no fox in the world, then who is me and my mother?" ”
Mu Yunge smiled disdainfully: "Who knows where you came from......"
However, before she could say the word "bun", she could freeze, and saw two snow-white fluffy tails stretched out behind the girl in white, swaying in front of her in a conspicuous manner.
"Demon ...... Monster! Mu Yunge was so frightened that he was incoherent, and he turned around and was about to run outside the house, but he was wrapped around the waist by a big tail of the girl in white and pulled back.
"Hey, don't go!" The girl in white, Jin Le, tied Mu Yunge to the rosewood chair with her tail, and she jumped on the table and squatted down, her eyes full of gossip and curiosity, "Tell me, why do you want to be a villain and stab my sister Su Qi?" ”
Mu Yunge listened to the girl calling "Sister Su Qi" again and again, expecting that she and Su Qi must be a nest of snakes and rats, so she didn't want to say anything, but said: "This is a matter between me and her, and there is no need for irrelevant people to worry about it!" ”
"But I'm not an irrelevant person!" Jin Le was serious, "Sister Su Qi treats me very well, to use the words in your mortal book, it's called 'old at first sight, close like a sister', of course I can't ignore her affairs!" It's you......" She deliberately poked the tip of Mu Yunge's nose with another tail, "Full of resentment, she looks like the second female in the book, and in the end, there is nothing to end to." ”
Mu Yunge was so angry with her that she trembled, but in the face of a real fox demon, she didn't dare to attack.
"My mother said that as a good demon who is beneficial to his family and country, he can recognize loyalty and treachery, debate good and evil, and can't harm good people, but he can't let go of bad people." Jin Le tilted his head and looked Mu Yunge up and down again, "If you don't make your grievances with Sister Su Qi clear today, then I will directly punish you as a bad person." It's a pity that you're not a man, I can't suck your essence......"
Mu Yunge was so frightened that he just let go of his heart, and saw her slap his palm again: "Then just eat it in one bite!" ”
"I say I say!" Mu Yunge's tears burst out of her eyes again, and what was even more tragic was that she felt that she was going to be dripping under her skirt, "Su Qi's cheap...... She robbed my sweetheart! ”
"Oh?" Jin Le's eyes widened, and he looked very interested, "Then tell me, how did she rob your sweetheart?" ”
Mu Yunge pondered the wording for a while, and made a very aggrieved statement: "My cousin and I, childhood sweethearts, have a good relationship, originally wanted to visit the church to be married and become husband and wife, but since Su Qi came, with a bit of posture, he seduced my cousin in three or two clicks, and broke up my good marriage with my cousin......
"Wait a minute, Sister Su Qi you said seduces your cousin in three or two...... Sounds amazing! Jin Le's face was full of admiration, and he found a pen and notebook out of nowhere, squatting in front of Mu Yunge with an open face asking for advice, "You tell me in detail about this paragraph, how did Sister Su Qi seduce your cousin away in three clicks?" ”
Mu Yunge almost wanted to cry without tears: Little goblin, how did you grasp the key point?
Jin Le saw that she couldn't come up with a reason, so she realized that she had asked the wrong person, "Forget it, I'll ask Sister Su Qi for advice on this...... She seduced your sweetheart, so you just stabbed her as a villain? ”
Mu Yunge said angrily: "Those who destroy people's marriages go to hell!" I'm light to stab her! ”
Jin Le held his cheeks and thought about it: "I still have a question, you said that you and your cousin are childhood sweethearts, and you have the ability to be husband and wife, so why do you ......" She looked at Mu Yunge with disgust, "You are so old, your cousin hasn't married you yet?" ”
"......" Mu Yunge twitched the corners of his forehead, feeling that his body and mind had been hurt by ten thousand points.
"My mother once said that if a man really likes a woman, he can't wait to marry her early and stick to her every day. Your cousin dragged you to the age of and didn't marry you yet, so it can be seen that he doesn't like you very much. ”
"......" Mu Yunge's fragile glass heart shattered to the ground.
"It's my sister Su Qi, who seduced your cousin away in three clicks and two clicks, which means that your cousin fell in love with her at first sight, fell in love with her again, and couldn't extricate herself after seeing her three times!" Jin Le held his hands in his heart and made a drunken appearance, "The two concubines of the family are like glue, but you, the old woman, are viciously stabbing the villain here, who ruined whose marriage?" ”
"......" Mu Yunge felt that he was about to collapse: Little goblin, you were sent by Su Qi to force me to death, right?
"Oh, you just said that those who destroy marriages go to hell, and that's true." Jin Le said thoughtfully, "I heard my mother say that people's marriages can be on the Sansheng Stone in the Yuelao Palace, if someone breaks up the marriage on the Sansheng Stone, they will be beaten out of the steamer hell after death, and the skin will be steamed to the flesh. ”
Mu Yunge shuddered, secretly wondering if the names of her cousin and Su Qi would be on the Sansheng Stone.
She was frightened, but Jin Le seemed to be proud, and didn't forget to communicate with Mu Yunge: "What do you think?" Anyway, I don't really like this steamer hell, and I don't think it's as neat as the tongue pulling hell.
Listen to my mother, the so-called tongue-pulling hell is dedicated to those who lie and deceive people, slander and harm people, and sow discord during their lifetime, and after death, they are sent to the tongue-pulling hell, and the little ghost breaks the mouth of the person who comes and clamps the tongue with iron tongs, but it is not pulled out at once, but it is elongated and dragged slowly...... Until the tongue is overwhelmed and plucked from the root of the tongue, tsk, what a picture......"
She was immersed in it, and she didn't even feel relaxed when she was restraining Mu Yunge's tail, but she saw Mu Yunge trembling all over, her eyes were split, and she muttered nervously in her mouth: "No...... I don't want hell to pluck my tongue, I don't want ......"
She didn't believe in these ghosts, ghosts, gods, heaven and hell, etc., but a living fox demon pestle in front of her eyes completely subverted her worldview and outlook on life!
Seeing that this half-old MILF's buttocks bounced up like a fire, and rushed out of the door with a babbling in his mouth, Jinle clapped his hands with satisfaction: Victory, retreat!
She had already thought of the Beijing Mansion to find Sister Su Qi, but she was watched closely by her mother, and today it was easy to take advantage of her mother to meet her lover, and she was able to sneak out, but she didn't expect that this Beijing Mansion not only has a lot of adults, but also has so many conspiracies and tricks, love and hatred, it is even more exciting than the book, interesting and interesting!
She turned into a little fox, planning to go around again, and by the way, she went to Su Qi to learn from her, and asked her how she hooked up with a man in three or two clicks.
Sister Su Qi, who is "very good at seducing men" in Jinle's mind, has been declining for the past two days.
"Can you stop poking? My favorite blue and white porcelain plate at that time! ”
In He Ji Restaurant, Cai Lian watched distressedly as a steamed yellow croaker was poked into minced meat by Su Qi with the tip of her chopsticks, and she couldn't bear to rescue her blue and white porcelain plate from her hand, and threw her a coarse porcelain bowl to be tossed by her, "What's the matter?" Quarreling with the prince again? ”
"Nope." This really can't be regarded as a quarrel and awkwardness, but a break, a broken robe, a broken righteousness, and a dead don't get along.
Su Qi stared down at the yellow croaker that was "executed by Ling Chi" by himself, imagining it as an unscrupulous prince, but he also felt a little relieved, and thought that he couldn't waste food, so he picked up the bowl and put it in his mouth.
Cailian persuaded: "I see that the prince of the family is very good to you, and he will give you good food, drink and fun every day, and people will run to you twice in three days, so don't be too dissatisfied." ”
Listening to his sister say good things for him, Su Qi was unhappy: "You know people and faces, but you don't know your heart!" He looks like a serious 800 people on the surface, but in fact he is a ...... in sheep's clothing No, he's not wearing sheep's clothing, he's just a pervert in the skin of a decent gentleman! It's still meat and vegetarian food that is not taboo for both men and women! ”
Cai Lian was shocked: "Is there such an exaggeration? That's unacceptable! He patted her on the shoulder comfortingly, "It's okay, it's a big deal, let's not do that cheap princess, let me go to find a good match, the so-called end of the world is no grass, why bother to love a flower." ”
Su Qi was a little surprised: "When did you become so literate?" ”
Cai Lian was embarrassed: "Where do I read these poems and words, I listened to Mu Wuye." ”
"Fifth Master Mu often comes?"
"Hmm." Cai Lian lowered her neck and nodded shyly, "After all, the entire Guangning City knows that He Ji Restaurant is covered by Mu Wuye, so he often comes and walks around to invite friends to have a meal or something." ”
Su Qi sniffed out a hint of clues, and stared at Cai Lianruo with deep meaning: "There is still a legend in the entire Guangning City that Mu Wuye is covering He Ji Restaurant because he fell in love with the young and beautiful shopkeeper of He Ji Restaurant, is it also true?" ”