Faced with Chen Yue's pretending to be relaxed, Song Yao didn't know what to say for a while, and after a pause, he half-jokingly said, "Then I'll go and dig out your second uncle's balls?" ”

"Poofhahaha," Chen Yue couldn't pretend anymore, laughed out of his arms, and said with some blame: "Why do you always love to talk to me about these yellow and violent topics?" ”

"Don't worry, I'm different from those boys, I like every look of you, including that knowledgeable old driver."

Song Yao said, and added cheaply: "Anyway, you can't drive me~"

This look is so shocking, but it makes people feel inexplicably reassured.

"Cub ......" Chen Yue suddenly looked at Song Yao tenderly and called him gently.

"Huh?" Song Yao restrained her smile, raised her eyebrows, and motioned for her to continue.

Chen Yue met his affectionate peach blossom eyes and said, "In the future, don't be destructive, and work with me to be the successor of socialism with good moral character." ”

If there is no way to progress together and become better, then there may not be much point in being together.

"Hmm~Listen to you~" Song Yao nodded dotingly and stared at her watery right eye for a long time.

Chen Yue also noticed where his attention was, and there was a smile between her eyebrows, half-jokingly: "Are you going to look in the mirror?" ”

Song Yao shook his head and said seriously: "I want to know, do you still have amblyopia in your right eye?" ”

Chen Yue was stunned when she heard this, Song Yao was still immersed in that story, alas.

"Left and right 5.2, I obediently wore it for a whole year~" Chen Yue sighed lightly and pursed her lips, "I was thick-skinned later, so I don't want to lose face for anything~ Otherwise, why do you think I am so arrogant when I cut the line?" Still cheeky to talk to a guy you just met? ”

"So you were really talking to me at the time?" Song Yao was excited that he had successfully captured the point, and he aggravated the word accosting.

Chen Yue glanced at him with disdain, "Don't think too much, I was really bored with you at the time." ”

"Cut, I can't coax me, it's not emotional." Song Yao pursed his lips and raised his mouth unhappily, like a gambling little daughter-in-law.

Chen Yue's eyes rolled, and she suddenly remembered something.

"Then let me tell you something that makes you happy. During the summer vacation of my sophomore year of high school, I bought a turtle and released it. I put your name on its back. Hahahahahaha~"

"Turtle?!" Song Yao's mood was suddenly depressed, this girl was scolding him for being a bastard!

"Yes, this is a wish for a long life!"

Song Yao suddenly smiled maliciously when he heard this, "Then do you still want to know now, why do I call you a young man?" ”

"Why?" Chen Yue suddenly restrained her smile and asked seriously.

"Young man, that's the name of a golden retriever I used to raise." Song Yao squinted slightly and said evilly.

"Grass! Count you ruthless! ”

"Do you know what that golden retriever was raised for?" Song Yao continued to ask.

"What? You won't be ...... Be...... People and dogs are not in love, right?! ”

Chen Yue suddenly snorted, and cast a complicated gaze.

Song Yao glanced at her, "Put away your brain, it's just to sleep with!" ”

"Sleeping together?! You still say that it's not a human and a dog! ”

Song Yao looked at her excited little appearance, and couldn't bear to splash her with a basin of cold water, "Later, I gave it away." ”

"A third party has appeared?!"

Song Yao shook his head and didn't explain.

If there is no third party, it is domestic violence.

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