"Chang'e is quite lonely in the moon, I'll warm the bed for the fairy!"

"I am born to be useful, and I want to cuckold the Emperor of Heaven!"

"Dare to ask the gentleman why he is crazy?

"I do what I do, I pretend to be forced, who in heaven can cure me!"

......

"Little thief Xichen, you are crazy, Lao Tzu wants to beat you into the mortal realm and experience the suffering of mortal dust!!"

"Sexual impotence!"

"Ordered by Heaven ......"

The ink-colored death light rioted, emitting a low-pressure roar, and the black oppressive sky was more dead and silent, falling on the immortal platform, Xichen laughed wildly, looking proud, although he was wearing plain clothes, but everyone around him was eclipsed under his aura.

"Wen Neng talks about the demon queen, Wu Neng presses the wife on the bed, the mortal world, I'm here!"

The words fell, Xichen jumped into the Falling Immortal Terrace, outside the nine clouds, a blood-colored thunder flashed, the heavens and the earth collapsed, and the catastrophe will be?

In the Nine Heavens Temple, the man was dressed in a dragon robe, his expression was solemn, and suddenly, a pair of jade hands dragged his ears and said viciously: "Old thing, Chen didn't do anything wrong, your brain is pumping, why do you belittle him!"

The emperor smiled bitterly: "Daughter-in-law, can't you save some face for your husband?"

"Do you want to kneel on the washboard? or kneel on the keyboard?"

Emperor of Heaven, strict wife?

"Stop, stop," the Emperor of Heaven couldn't stand the pain anymore, and said aggrievedly, "The demon world is coming, and the earth realm is in great trouble, I have deduced this catastrophe thousands of times, and the one who breaks the game is not the thing in the pool." ”

"You also know that dust originally came from the earth, I have calculated it a thousand times, and only he can break this catastrophe. If you're worried, go to the collection and call me the hall, and the Thirteen Gods Pavilion will find out if there is anything you can do to help him. ”

......

In the Jiangsu and Zhejiang regions, the old courtyard of the Wu family, the wind and rain outside the window are miserable, and the blood-colored thunder can be faintly seen.

Inside the house,

The soul of the dust fell from the sky, and suddenly the magic surged, and the soul suddenly became blurred, and the dust muttered: "Damn, the oppression of this realm is to be ordered by God, Lao Tzu has not been dashing, I don't want to die!"

"The soul is getting weaker and weaker, it's over, it's going to sleep, just raise the soul first, be mentally retarded for a few years, and when I wake up, the gods will descend to earth!"

Outside,

"Master, Mrs. gave birth to a boy, but he is handsome, he is ......"

The man is burly, this person is the head of the Wu family, Wu Liang. When he heard this, his face was more excited, and then he asked, "That's it, what's wrong?"

"Master, go in and see for yourself!"

Rattle!

Passing through the wooden door, the white fat baby came into view, Wu Liang stretched out his arms and poured the white fat boy into his arms, the corners of his mouth rose slightly, and his face was filled with a satisfied smile of an adult man.

He stroked the child gently, seeing that this handsome face had the demeanor of his year, and he must have grown up to be a beautiful man, but his empty eyes made Wu Liang feel slightly wrong.

Suddenly, he held his breath and walked quickly to the bedside, only to see the woman on the bed with a haggard face, her breath weakening at a speed visible to the naked eye, and her life was in danger.

"Ruo'er, you, what's the matter, it's like this!" Wu Liang's voice trembled a little, what he was most worried about finally happened, Zhou Ruo was poisoned by a wicked person three years ago, leaving a hidden disease, and now, the disease broke out, and he actually wanted to take Zhou Ruo's life.

Zhou Ruo slowly opened her eyes, looking at Wu Liang who was holding the child, the corners of her mouth fluctuated slightly, she tried to open her mouth to ask Wu Liang not to feel sorry for her, but her whole body had already lost her strength, and it was extremely difficult to even fluctuate her lips, only to hear her vocal cords vibrate slightly, making a faint sound: "Take care of ......"

Tears swirled in the corners of Wu Liang's eyes, and Wu Liang smiled abruptly: "God, you are very good, but today I, Wu Liang, tell you, there are some things that you don't want to give, you can take what you want, I don't recognize this life!"

As soon as the words fell, a breath of frost bloomed from Wu Liang's body, and the majestic magic filled the entire room, and the walls shook violently, faintly about to be torn apart by this sea of magic power.

Three ice patterns appeared in front of Wu Liang, and then, Wu Liang's hands were sealed, fusing the three ice patterns into one, turning into a whirlpool, swallowing mountains and rivers, and swallowing the magic of the entire room.

"Forbidden spell, Eternal Ice Wheel!"

When the whirlpool was swallowed to the size of a fist, Wu Liang took a deep breath, held the whirlpool in one hand, and smashed it into Zhou Ruo's body.

The whirlpool touched Zhou Ruo's body, and the dark blue ice vines poked out of the whirlpool, slowly spreading all over Zhou Ruo's body, and after a while, the ice vines wrapped Zhou Ruo and turned into an ice coffin.

When all this was over, Wu Liang's body went limp, and he lay on the ground, and his magic power scattered in all directions, like a punctured balloon.

Without the slightest frustration, Wu Liang picked up the child and said: "Although the forbidden spell magic has exhausted a lifetime of cultivation, but after a hundred years of banning your mother, you have to work hard to know no, practice magic well, become a god-level magician, find good medicine for you and your mother, and at that time, you can resurrect your mother, okay, in this life, our father and son will go against the sky!"

"Since you have suffered misfortune in your life, let's call it Wu Jie, ups and downs, all the way!"

......

......

Twelve years later, in the restaurant, Wu Jie was dressed in a cloth suit, with a horn toy on his head, holding a Doraemon doll in his arms, and constantly pouring the food into his mouth with a spoon in one hand, gobbling it up.

In front of him, Wu Liang had a sad face, he really couldn't figure it out, he was born smart, why did he give birth to a child whose IQ stayed at the age of three?

He originally thought that he had released the forbidden spell before, which shocked the child's nerves, but who knew that he had searched several major municipal hospitals, and the result was, "Your child, the situation is special, he may be a once-in-a-century, once-in-a-lifetime, and high-profile born mentally retarded!"

"Xiaojie, how much is one plus one?" Wu Liang asked tentatively.

Wu Jie raised his head slightly, rolled his eyes a few times, and shook his head violently.

Wu Liang smiled bitterly and said again: "Then you have a bowl of rice, Dad will give you another bowl, how many bowls of rice do you have?"

"I can't eat it!" Wu Jie said categorically.

Almost unconscious, Wu Liang slapped his head with one hand, his eyes were full of exhaustion, and he cried bitterly in his heart: God, what did I Wu Liang do wrong in my last life, why did you treat me like this!

"Ouch, isn't this Master Wu Liang? That talented young man back then, the number one magician in the city? Why are you so depressed now?"

In the past twelve years, Wu Liang's temper has been good, if he is according to who he was twelve years ago, he will talk about it.

However, helplessly, since his cultivation was exhausted, the tiger fell to Pingyang and was bullied by dogs, and the original enemies all came to the door, and what made him even more unhappy was that the elders of the family actually withdrew from his position as the head of the family, and even drove him and Wu Jie out of the Wu family.

An adult man appeared in front of Wu Liang in a suit, and his burly body gave people an indescribable pressure.

It turned out to be him, Chen Chao!

Wu Liang's pupils condensed, this person had a good marriage with him, and he was his number one rival in love back then, but unfortunately, he was a little worse than him back then, and he went abroad to study after hearing about it, and now goodbye, Wu Liang still remembers the picture when he was high-spirited and beat Chen Chao.

However, when you meet, you spray, it looks, it's definitely a small belly chicken intestine, and it looks like you're in trouble today.

"What's the matter?" Wu Liang replied nonchalantly.

Chen Chao smiled and said: "No, I haven't seen my old friend for a long time, I feel a little emotional, yo, this is your child, it's so cute, come to uncle to give you candy." ”

Wu Jie raised his head slightly, saw the chocolate wrapped in Dove in Chen Chao's hand, and shook his head violently.

Chen Chao frowned slightly, before he came, he had also done his homework, and thought: Isn't this a retard?

Wu Liang breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately Chen Chao brought chocolate, Wu Jie loves to eat everything, but he doesn't like chocolate, if Wu Jie really has to accept it, then he will really be shameless today!

"You're twelve, it's time for your magic to awaken!" Chen Chao took back the chocolate, changed the topic, and said.

"There is no money, and the stupid son can't wake up. Wu Liang said bluntly.

Chen Chao came to Wu Liang's side, put one hand on Wu Liang's shoulder, and said: "Brother Wu Liang, we also met once back then, and now I am back, the child has awakened, and I have ...... it."

There are cheap and don't take advantage of the bastard!

Wu Liang stood up suddenly, hooked his backhand on Chen Chao's neck, and rubbed the ash on Chen Chao's suit, he was afraid that Chen Chao would regret it, so he deliberately raised his voice, and said with a smile: "Okay, brother, it's refreshing!

Shameless!

Twelve years have passed, everything has changed, but what hasn't changed is Wu Liang's thick face like a city wall.

Chen Chao changed color, smiled and gave Wu Liang a black card, and then said goodbye to Wu Liang in three or two sentences.

After leaving, Wu Liang was in a good mood, it turned out that the rival in love still had such a wonderful use, so let Wu Jie find a few more in the future.

"Dad, who is he?" Wu Jie asked.

"Daddy's rival!"

"What is a rival in love, can you eat it?"

"Yes, it's delicious, you will bite your rival when you see him in the future, it's sweet and crispy!"

......

After Chen Chao came to another private room, he picked up the phone and dialed: "Hey, find me a few gangsters, beat Wu Liang's father and son, robbed my woman, and dare to be greedy for Lao Tzu's money, I will come back now, I will kill you, Wu Liang!"

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