Chapter 73: She's Here to Rob Your Husband
Hearing Zhang Cuilan's words, Chen Qiaoyun was almost depressed.
"Mom, you're eavesdropping on us again?"
"Humph! Dead lame one day the toad wants to eat swan meat, do something little to make your stupid girl moved. If your mother doesn't watch it, maybe you'll *** give it to him. ”
"You're enough! We're two, what's wrong with that? Chen Qiaoyun's face flushed, ashamed and angry.
Seeing her daughter like this, Zhang Cuilan sighed and slowed down.
"Silly girl, mom is here! At the beginning, I was crazy pursued by your father, and I softened my heart for a while, and I married such a wreck! Look at how I've survived my life over the years, my mother doesn't want you to follow my old path in the future. ”
"Mom! I'm one now! can support a family, Jiang Hao doesn't want to go to work. ”
"You...... You're going to piss your mom off! I don't care, tomorrow the cripple has to go to work! The lame man is idle at home all day long, eating Qiaoyun's, using Qiaoyun's, aren't you ashamed? Hum! ”
After speaking, she turned her head and walked away in a huff.
Chen Qiaoyun looked at Jiang Hao helplessly, and Jiang Hao was also embarrassed.
It seems that if you don't look for a job, it's really not good......
So the next day, Chen Qiaoyun went to work early in the morning, and Jiang Hao went to the company to apply for a job in the middle of the endless chatter between his mother-in-law and the boss.
Now it doesn't matter if he is willing or not, Zhang Cuilan and Chen Dagui have been following him anyway, forcing him to go to the battlefield with bayonets.
Jiang Hao was speechless!
Those who applied for jobs were also surprised to see this scene, and it was the first time they saw a parent with their son to apply.
What?
It's not my father and mother, it's my mother-in-law and my father-in-law, this ......
Big brother arrested! You bull break!
Yes, Jiang Hao is quite good, he has been looking for him all day and night, and no one looks down on him anyway.
It's not that I dislike this kid's inconvenient legs, but he's a bar!
The following is the conversation between the interviewers of major companies and Jiang Hao.
"What did you study?"
"Socialize!"
"Oh, but our company is advertising, why don't you go to a headhunter when you learn to socialize?"
"You're so short, why don't you sell pancakes?"
"Huh...... Get out! ”
"What do you do best?"
"I'm best at saying no when the time is right!"
"For example?"
"No way!"
"Get out!"
"Are you willing to work overtime for free for the company?"
"I don't need to be paid to work!"
"Are you kidding me?"
"You tease me first!"
"Get out!"
"What's good about you?"
"I love my job so much!"
"Oh, what a good thing! What makes you keep this one meritorious? ”
"Because of poverty!"
"Okay, I think your expected annual salary is sixty thousand, right?"
"I want 600,000 and you won't give it to me!"
"Hehe, it's quite humorous. Have you ever had organizational and leadership skills? ”
"Yes!"
"Tell me more about it."
"I have organized many strikes ......"
"Get out!"
On the way home, Zhang Cuilan kept holding her forehead, very painful.
Chen Dagui next to him also looked helpless.
Oh my god!
This wretched son-in-law is really useless, he has been running for a day, and he can't even apply for a job as a takeaway?
Pit your dad!
Fuck you!
Pit your wife!
Zhang Cuilan turned her head with an expression of hatred that iron could not become steel, "Jiang Hao! Uncle Jiang, I beg you to be out of the way, okay? When I beg you! Did you know that when I go out to buy groceries right now, I can meet seven or eight people who ask me? What Mrs. Chen, your son-in-law? Staying at home again? It's been three years, and it's time to give birth in September, right? He's afraid that he's pregnant with Nezha, right? Do you know how ashamed I am? How ashamed am I? ”
(This chapter is not finished!) )
Chapter 73: She's Here to Rob Your Husband
"Oops, Mom! Just get used to it. Jiang Hao's answer almost made Zhang Cuilan vomit blood.
"You have no face and no skin, I still want it!"
"You borrowed so much loan sharks, and you were called on every day, and you have no face anyway, right? I don't care if I lose a little more! ”
“……”
Zhang Cuilan covered her head, her eyes were black, and she was about to faint.
This dead lame man......
Dead lame!
People live with a face, trees live with a skin, no face and no skin, the world is invincible!
I took it, I really took it.
Chen Dagui next to him saw that his wife was almost fainting, so he hurriedly went up to support her, "Ouch, wife!" Don't be angry, it's not worth it for a wreck. ”
"Hmph, you're a wreck!" Zhang Cuilan really couldn't help Jiang Hao's two-skinned face, so she sprinkled her anger on Chen Dagui.
Chen Dagui couldn't stop the fire yet, so he could only nod vigorously, "Yes, yes...... I'm a wreck, I'm a wreck! It's all here, let's go home and eat. ”
"Tomorrow continues, we must find a job for the lame man, lest he spend the day idle. Hum! ”
After speaking, Zhang Cuilan turned around and left directly in a huff.
Chen Dagui over there looked at Jiang Hao, and could only shake his head helplessly.
Looking at the parents of the living treasure, Jiang Hao said extremely firmly: "Go to work? It's impossible to go to work in this life. As long as you eat soft rice, you can make a living! ”
When I returned home, it was a long time, and Chen Qiaoyun was about to get off work.
According to the habit, Zhang Cuilan has to cook, and Chen Dagui has to help out.
As for Jiang Hao......
Hum! The cripple is nested in the room all day anyway.
What are people doing?
As a director, he is planning how to kill Hu Biao and Liu Xialing.
"Dagui, did you say that the dead cripple was on purpose? Even if the salary is a little lower, why don't you find a job first, he is ...... day by day? In the past, I could say that my legs were inconvenient, but now that my legs are better, why don't you go to work? ”
While Zhang Cuilan was cooking, she looked at Chen Dagui who was washing vegetables over there, and kept complaining.
"Oh, forget it! I have eaten soft rice for the past three years, and it is estimated that others have eaten it wasted. Now you suddenly ask him to find a job, and even if he wants to go, he has to be seen by other companies. ”
"Hey, it's not enough to eat for three years, but for another three years? I said Chen Dagui, are you sick in the brain? You also know that it's not enough for him to eat soft rice for three years, and he has to continue to eat Qiaoyun's? You must have kicked him out of the house as soon as possible. ”
Zhang Cuilan glared at Chen Dagui fiercely, and kept complaining.
Chen Dagui frowned, frightened by his wife's reprimand.
"Then I also want him to go out and find a job as soon as possible, the key is that no boss will admit him, what can be done?"
"Huh? Why don't you look for Liu Bing? ”
Zhang Cuilan also had a big brain, and directly thought of the big star who came to the house last time.
Chen Dagui was stunned for a moment, and then he was so embarrassed, "Why do we want to find someone?" The big stars are too busy, do you want to go to meet us? ”
"Why is it gone? She is a good friend of our family. And didn't she say it last time? If the lame man needs a job, she has a network of connections and can find it. ”
The more Zhang Cuilan thought about it, the more reliable she felt, patted her thigh and laughed, "Hey, we should have looked for her from the beginning, why waste a day?" ”
Chen Dagui frowned, lowered his head, and his thoughts were very complicated.
Zhang Cuilan was anxious and pushed him directly, "What do you want?" Isn't that feasible? ”
"Wife, I have to remind you that Jiang Hao has the word "ice" on his arm, and he is a crazy star chaser. has been secretly in love with other people's big stars! You go to Liu Bing now and ask her to help, what if the two of them get close and something happens? ”
"Hahaha......"
When Zhang Cuilan heard her husband's words, she almost burst into tears.
"What are you laughing at?" Chen Dagui was uncomfortable.
"If only the dead cripple could really have something with Liu Bing (this chapter is not over!) )
Chapter 73: She's Here to Rob Your Husband
Something, I'm thankful, burn incense and worship the Buddha! He hurried out of our house, don't be a drag on us. Will other big stars take a fancy to him? Ha ha...... Whether the second aunt at the east end of the street can take a fancy to him is a question. ”
"Hehe, too, too!"
"Okay, that's it, when Qiaoyun comes, I'll tell her about it, and ask her to contact Liu Bing to find a job for the dead cripple."
"Hmm!"
"Knock knock...... Knock knock knock ......"
It's really Cao Cao, Cao Cao is here.
There was a knock on the door, and then Chen Qiaoyun shouted, "Dad, Mom, I'm back!" Look, who's here today? ”
The two were stunned, Zhang Cuilan kicked Chen Dagui, and he hurriedly went to open the door.
As soon as the door opened, Chen Qiaoyun stood there and smiled, and there was a beautiful big beauty standing behind her.
Chen Dagui's eyes lit up, today's Liu Bing is dressed very plainly, wearing a long dress, light pink, delicate high-heeled sandals, and a pair of legs look very straight.
Of course, her legs are still a little worse than Chen Qiaoyun next to her.
After all, Chen Qiaoyun is a long-legged beauty, and she is a little taller than her.
"Uncle, aunt, I came to your house again today."
Liu Bing smiled directly and said jokingly.
After Chen Dagui reacted, he hurriedly nodded and smiled: "How can it?" If you can come to my house, my house will be brightened. It's best to come every day, come every day to eat, and my uncle can't ask for it. ”
Liu Bing hurriedly climbed along the pole, "Uncle, this is what you said, then I will really come every day in the future." ”
When he said this, the big star also glanced at Jiang Hao's room.
Chen Dagui hurriedly patted his chest and said vigorously: "Uncle said this, you can come." Ha ha...... Nothing else, it's okay to eat. ”
Chen Qiaoyun saw that the two of them were talking hotly, and also said with a smile, "That's the case, after the company got off work today, I chatted with Miss Liu Bing, and she complained that the food outside was not delicious." I also said that my mother's craftsmanship was good, and I missed my mother's food, so I took the initiative to invite her over. ”
Look! The simple Chen Qiaoyun completely ignored Jiang Hao's warning.
What did Jiang Hao tell her at the beginning?
Keep your distance from Liu Bing, this woman is not simple, and when the time comes, she will have to count the money if she is sold.
Do you think people are really here for Zhang Cuilan's food?
She's here to rob your husband!
Chapter 73: She's Here to Rob Your Husband