- Time: July 29, 2233 in the Star Sea Calendar

- Location: Central Building, Autumn Wind Pier, Federal Mobile City-State

- Weather: Sunny

— Visibility: High

"It can't be that lover of mine is in trouble with me again, right?" The ghost held the wine glass in his hand, shook it, and turned to the young man with a hearty smile, "Don't pretend, I know you're lying to me." ”

"No, Boss, really, really, really, just now." The young man holding the PDA said, "Just now, the people from the Red Lion Mercenary Group attacked those two newcomers. ”

"What?!" The wine glass in the ghost's hand was thrown to the ground in an instant, "Say it again!" ”

"Just now, the Red Lion Mercenary Regiment attacked our newcomers." The young man said, turning out the PDA, "Just now, no more than five minutes, I received a Johnson & Johnson alert from your maglev motorcycle. ”

"How's the people?!" The current ghost, eyes widened, you must know that at this time, the new mercenaries are more precious than gold, on the one hand, the commission needs a full formation of 10 people to carry out, on the other hand, in recent years, there are fewer and fewer mercenaries with fresh blood, and everyone is fighting.

"The people are fine, 30 people from the other side attacked, and all of them were killed." The youth said.

"Really?" The ghost's face was full of disbelief at the moment, "Are you sure it wasn't those two guys who were killed, but they killed everyone on the other side?" ”

"Yes, the Red Lion is furious right now and has already put a bounty on your head on the black market." The youth said.

"The afterlife is terrifying!" The ghost touched his beard and said, "Tomorrow's mission, these two guys are not in number, notify them, and see them as the main team members." ”

"Yes!" As he spoke, the young man turned and left the room.

- Location: A street in the southern part of the Federal Mobile City-State of Autumn Wind

- Weather: Sunny

— Visibility: High

"Let's go, Katias, we're here." The maglev motorcycle stopped on the side of the road and asked, and a pair of white legs wearing high heels stepped down, needless to say, it was Li Ziyue and Katias.

"Hey, I didn't see how excited you were when I was an adult just now." Katias was forcibly dragged out of the car, his face full of helplessness, "Slow down, be careful, watch the road!" ”

As she spoke, Li Ziyue bumped into the roadside sign with her face.

"Alas, I told you, if you don't look at the road when you walk, don't you deserve to be hit?" Katias said, helping Li Ziyue on the ground up, "Let's go, it's in front." ”

"Do you know the road?" Li Ziyue, who was knocked down by the defendant or said that he was walking without looking and knocked something down, looked at Katias with a confused face, "Aren't you a foreigner?" ”

"Hmmm~" Katias stretched out the index finger of his right hand and pointed to the sign in front of him. I saw that it was written above: professional undertaking: fake certificates, fake tickets, fake academic qualifications, etc., the price is fair, Tong Su is not deceived, and those who are interested go upstairs to contact.

"......" Li Ziyue was speechless for a moment, "Is it so rampant?" Not afraid of getting caught? ”

"Hell knows." Katias pursed his lips, then took a step forward, "Follow me, I don't think this place is as simple as I imagined. ”

"I ......" just wanted to refute, but Li Ziyue soon discovered that in such a small area, firearms could not be developed, so he could only obediently follow behind the sword saint Katias.

"I don't think you should be called an angel, you should be called a sword master." Li Ziyue said.

"I also think you're not a nightingale, but a Sriland Eagle (a giant prehistoric eagle on the Wind Star)." Katias said.

......Eventually, neither of them spoke further and walked to the back door, where Katias knocked and there was no response.

"Knock knock."

“……”

"Knock knock."

“……”

After waiting for 3 minutes, Katias said that he actually dared to let the eldest princess of the Wind Star Dynasty wait? was unforgivable, so he flew up and kicked directly on the gate.

"Boom!" This jio, the door that was kicked directly trembled, and then, fell directly, down, down, go.

"Damn, isn't it good for us to be like this?" Li Ziyue rarely burst into foul language, after all, he went to do business with others and kicked the door because he knocked on the door and no one came, and it is estimated that Katias is the only one.

"What's wrong? When I went to the teacher to learn magic, the teacher played a big name and made a magic circle to prevent me from entering, so I asked someone to raze the mountain where she lived, isn't it okay? Katias said of course, "This means that it is no longer in the country, otherwise I will tear this street down and keep a house." ”

"......" Li Ziyue was silent, it turned out that the princess had such an unrestrained heart.

"What, scared?" Katias asked rhetorically.

"Who is afraid?" Li Ziyue immediately retorted.

"Then go in!" Katias directly carried Li Ziyue into the house like a bear.

"Hey, anyone?" Katias asked from inside the house, but there was no response.

"It doesn't look like we're at home, let's wait." Li Ziyue said.

"Well, good idea." Katias said, turning around, lifting up the door on the ground, and putting it back, back, back, go.

Except for the slight cracks, I can't tell that this thing has ever fallen!

"I am a little expert in pretending to be forced, I am not afraid of thunder and fighting, and I want to pass on the spirit of pretending to be forced to the world." An old man in his fifties, with headphones, sang songs that were very contrary to his age, step by step like a minion, cough, I'm sorry, the author was also taken away.

"Here we are, my warm home!" As he spoke, he inserted the key in, and then, looking at the door of his house, he went straight inside, and fell down, down, down, and went.

"Who broke down the gate of my house, dog thief!" The man looked up to the sky and roared, shook off the fat house happiness package in his hand, and then ran in angrily, and then saw Li Ziyue and Katias two girls sitting in his house, as if waiting for him.

“？？？” The old uncle was taken aback, no, how could there be two beauties in my family? Moreover, how could the door of my house fall, it was poured with a thousand forged steel, impossible, even the particle cannon couldn't penetrate it.

So he said to the two women in front of him, "I'm sorry, I went to the wrong door." Then he quickly went out of the door, and by the way, he put back the door that had fallen on the ground...

The uncle quickly turned around, then picked up the happy meal of the abandoned house, then looked for his house number, walked forward, and then returned to the same place.

"This is it!" The uncle stroked his hair, then kicked the door and said, "Open the door and check the water meter!" "Yes, that's what he usually does, and he honestly takes the key to open the door, but today is different.

The gate fell before his eyes.

"I, I finally awakened the Foshan Shadowless Legs?" The uncle suddenly felt that he was about to fly, and then quickly rushed into the door, "I learned, hahaha, I am an invincible existence!" ”

......The two women inside the door saw the uncle who rushed in, and the uncle who pretended to open the door and kicked it open, shouting loudly that he had learned divine skills.

"Nightingale, he can't be retarded, right?" Katias asked.

"No, Angel, the ghost and the old F look quite reliable." Li Ziyue said, "This uncle is very similar to the style of the weird sign at the door, why don't you ask?" ”

"Well, then ask." Katias said, and then asked his uncle, "Excuse me, you are Dharabun Bandib Dobiruon." ”

"No, no, no, I'm Kuntu Kuta Kati Kot Suva Silasson." The man said quickly.

"I'll go, you're the one who gave false testimony?" Li Ziyue said, "Sure enough, tech nerds have quirks!" ”

"What do you do, I tell you, I am a hard-working youth who is working hard for people who cannot get federal household registration and who are living in the dark and cannot get social care!" The man said, "Also, I'm not a tech nerd!" ”

"Still not home? Look at your belly for yourself! Li Ziyue pointed to the other party's greasy, huge belly exposed.

"Wait a minute, you're not opening me the right way." The man said, quickly threw down the fat house happiness package in his hand, and then ran upstairs directly, so fast that it was impossible to believe that this was a fat man running out.

"Boom!" After a while, the man came down, but it was not a greasy uncle, but a man in a suit, a single glasses, and a luxurious cane.

"You've been waiting for a long time, so let's discuss where we're going on a date in the evening." The man said, making a perfect bow.

"We're just here to get fake certificates." In shock, Katias quickly came back to his senses, and Li Ziyue on the side seemed to have stars in his eyes, and kept repeating in his mouth, "So handsome, this uncle is so MAN......"

"Hey, Nightingale, get down to business!" Katias exclaimed helplessly.

"Elel." Li Ziyue shook her head fiercely, admonishing herself that this was just a virtual game, not real, and then said, "Uncle, we are here to make false testimony, this is our information, and it was the ghost and Lao F who recommended us to come here." ”

Hearing this, the man seemed to be blinded instantly, and then, he quickly deflated, although his huge belly did not appear, but he lay directly on the sofa, and the posture was Ge You lying.

"Old F and the ghost asked you to come?" Sitting on the sofa, the uncle took the chip in Li Ziyue's hand, "Wait a minute, I'll see, um, the federal information database, create a new account, bind the virtual account, and then, and then, um, that's it, and then ,...... like this"

Crazy operation on the sofa against the PDA, this uncle's hand speed is extremely fast, and Rao is sword saint Katias can't keep up, let alone our comrade Li Ziyue.

"I'll go, this hand speed, I'm definitely single to this age." Li Ziyue was discussing with Katias on the side, and the uncle who heard it instantly blushed, and accidentally pressed the wrong button, and then, the entire PDA instantly turned red.

"Wori!" The uncle who noticed it was operating together again in an instant, and directly erased all traces of joining and browsing.

"You two let me play around, let me work quietly, quietly, okay?" The uncle said, turned on the PDA again, and continued the super operation.

After the fierce operation like a tiger, about 1 hour has passed.

"Okay, this is your personal identification, as long as you don't encounter the other party to retrieve data from the central database, it is enough to move on the Autumn Wind Pier." The uncle walked out, holding an electronic chip in his hand, and handed it to Li Ziyue and Katias.

"Thank you, uncle, in addition, the money for the door, I will ask Uncle Ghost to give it." Li Ziyue bowed, pulled Katias, didn't give the uncle a chance to react, got in the car and left.

"Wait, my door!" Only then did the uncle remember the gate at the door, and the gate at this time was still on the ground.

The uncle returned to the bedroom, and then watched the video, and when he saw Katias fly up and kick the door down, he burst out on the spot.

"The ghost guy, where did you find the monster, it's still a woman, I'm damn it." Saying that, the uncle turned off the video with palpitations, and then cried, "Nima's labor and management have been saving for 20 years to install the super gate, is there any heavenly reason!" ”

"Let's glue it with 672 glue first." After a burst of knocking, the uncle finished repairing the gate, looking at the gate in front of him that was finally restored, the uncle breathed a sigh of relief, "Whew, 672 glue should be able to resist for a while, no matter how bad it is, God won't let it break now, right?" ”

"Boom!" The sound of a bomb explosion suddenly came from outside the door, and the uncle instantly realized that the situation was not good, and as a result, before he could run, the door was directly pressed down.

"Wozhi! You, don't come here! "No matter how agile you are, a distance of 5 meters is not something that can be completed in 1 second, (some perverts are exceptions, but is it too BT to let a 300-pound fat man do five meters in one second?) ）

"Hey, dead fat house, are you there?" A woman's voice came from outside the door, "Did two women come here just now?!" ”

", I knew that the woman had also come over!" The fat man instantly felt the malice of the world, fortunately he was killed, lying under the door panel and not saying anything, the fat on that body was not white and long, and it actually supported the door of hundreds of catties.

"Damn, it's not there,." Although the woman's voice is very good, it frequently explodes into foul language, and her temper is hot, and after a burst of gurgling sounds, the sound of high heels goes away.

"I'm going, and I'm finally gone." The fat man breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly, he heard something, "It's not good, it's ......"

"Didi, Di!" The voice got louder, and then, without further ado, an explosion was made.

"What the hell am I going to do! Who did I offend me! The fat man's face was full of dust and smoke at this time, and his expensive suit had been torn to pieces, but what was surprising was that under the power of the bomb, he was all right?