Chapter 118: Mo De Spring Festival Couplets

"What? Where did I get you to come back and still smell? Did you see that the window on the balcony is still open with a small gap? What's the matter, can't that little gap drain the smell out? I continued to talk to my cousin Xu Yaoqiang unrelentingly.

"Little gap, are you kidding? Did you open that window? You didn't drive it, what are you calling here? Also, just open such a small window, how can the smell of durian in the room be completely dispersed in dozens of minutes? Are you lying to a child? It's a pity I'm not that three-year-old! My cousin continued to say to me, I don't know, I don't know, why is it that my cousin has been so eloquent since he was a child?

However, maybe it has something to do with the fact that I'm in my own home, because it's my own home, so I don't feel very shy when I do things. Even though I'm an introvert, I'm an extroverted and united person in my own home!

So, I went on to reply to my cousin Xu Yao, and I said, "What's the matter?" No, I'm dripping again, don't I just eat durian? Why, eating a durian has been said by you for so long, and the durian has been open for so long, if it weren't for the fact that you have been talking to me, I would have eaten this durian a long time ago, and I would not have waited for you to talk about it for a long time! I grumbled as I spoke.

When I said this, I put all the reasons on my cousin Xu Yao. He was looking at me in astonishment, and didn't know what to say to me. Finally, he knew what to say to me, and then, a battle of words began.

My cousin Xu Yao walked around behind me, walked to the right side of my body, and then said to me: "You are, you have to blame me for delaying you to eat durian." Look at you, the house is full of smells, forget it, I won't say anything about you, anyway, you have already opened the durian, so you can hurry up and finish it for me, don't grind, okay? ”

What's the same thing? Obviously, before, one hundred and two hundred people didn't want me to eat durian, but now I saw that I had eaten durian, and it had been opened, and I couldn't eat it if I didn't eat it, and asked me to eat it quickly, my cousin Xu Yao is really a fickle person. One moment let me do this, the next let me do that!

Regardless of his thirty-seven twenty-one, I still decided to eat this durian. Then because of the two of us, my cousin Xu Yao and I, this time the argument was too long, so my mother came out of the bedroom and said to me and my cousin Xu Yao, "You two, can you make people save some snacks!" After eating early in the morning, I started to make noise, Chinese New Year's Eve, I don't want to scold you two! You two pay attention to me, and when the durian is opened, give me a quick meal, don't grind. Also, it's already opened, so don't say anything that smells big and smelly, it's useless. Can you cut your nose off, or who can not smell it? ”

My mother, sure enough, is a strong woman in our family. These few words of hers perfectly summed up the unnecessary quarrel between me and my cousin Xu Yao. I'm the two of us, it's really true, there's no need to quarrel at all! Because I've opened the durian, I don't think it smells smelly, maybe my brother will think it stinks, but there is no remedy! Really unless you leave this place, you can only wear an anti-smog mask or the super isolation kind, you may not be able to smell it!

Alas, unconsciously, I was so ashamed that I had been delayed for so long because of a quarrel with my cousin! Originally, I was thinking about what it was while eating durian, and I was thinking about what it was, so I cared so much, it was indispensable! But the result was, alas, because I had been fighting with my cousin Xu Yao for a few minutes, I actually forgot what I was going to do.

After eating durian, I remembered that there was such an important thing. So, I frowned, looking at the durian shell in front of me that I had eaten all the meat, and my eyes were glazed. I meditated on it, but I couldn't think of anything that I couldn't think of, and what I had to have, and I didn't feel uncomfortable.

After thinking about it for a long time, I didn't think about what it was, I felt that it was missing. Until, my cousin Xu Yao threw away the durian shell, and then went to the supermarket outside, bought two bottles of Coca-Cola, and put them on the coffee table in front of me.

That's right, looking at these two New Year's bottles of Coca-Cola, it suddenly occurred to me what was missing! That is the most important and indispensable is the tradition of the New Year, the habit from Chinese New Year's Eve to the Spring Festival, and people's best expectations and blessings for next year. That is, a couplet posted on the door of every house.

It turns out that what I was looking for after thinking about it for a long time was this couplet! It turned out that on Chinese New Year's Eve this year, our family had not posted a couplet on the door. However, there is a slight bit of bad luck.

I still remember that when I was at RT-Mart, I saw that there were couplets for sale, but I didn't buy them. I thought that this year would be the same as in previous years, that is, my father and my mother's company unit will send couplets and Spring Festival couplets to the employees below. However, I don't know what kind of wind is being smoked this year, so I just changed the Spring Festival couplets for a movie ticket.

However, the movie ticket also has no effect. Because, no one wants to go to that movie, at least no one in our family wants to go to that movie. I even began to wonder if the movie tickets for that movie show in the cinema were not selling, so I gave them to my dad and my mom and other employees.

Bad reviews, bad reviews! I'm going to give a bad review, why don't you give each of us a pack of Spring Festival supplies like in previous years, a blessing word, a pair of Spring Festival couplets, this is very good! Why bother with any new tricks and give tickets to movies that no one wants to see!

In any case, no matter how much you complain, at least for now, it is useless. I have to find a way to make up for this tradition that is meaningful. But that's going to have to take a little time to think about it. At least, as far as I know, on RT-Mart Chinese New Year's Eve, our store here is closed for a full day.

Therefore, I can't simply go to RT-Mart and buy the Spring Festival couplets back. The more I thought about it, the more I felt that I regretted it more and more. Why didn't I make up my mind directly to buy the Spring Festival couplets back at RT-Mart?

Therefore, RT-Mart's method, even if it is essentially passed, I have to find out if there is any other way. So, there is a people's insurance company not far from my house, which naturally became my destination. If they haven't gotten off work yet, or if they are on duty, then they may be able to give me a couplet.

Anyway, I've thought about the worst, so I'll take a piece of paper and write one myself!

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