Chapter 500: Lipstick
The two couples sang and harmonized, so that I had no face at all, I gave them a blank look, sat on the sofa alone, and sulked.
Thinking back to that haunted house, I'm still a little shivering, there are all kinds of traps everywhere, and there are unidentified people, I and Yuqing only visited a small part of it last time, and we've all been dead, if Jiahui takes me along... I can't imagine it!
"Fang Ming, why did you say that your guts are so small, come on, give you a glass of liquor to suppress your shock, don't you like to drink?"
"I'm not interested." I replied lightly.
"Shall we smoke a cigarette together?"
"I've quit."
"Eat a ham sausage?"
"Thank you for your kindness, I've been losing weight lately."
I've made up my mind that no matter what conditions he tempts me, I won't accept it.
"Why don't we leave now?"
"Just spare me, can't you let me live a few more years? I knew I shouldn't have mentioned the haunted house just now, and I blamed myself for talking too much. ”
"How can I persuade you? You can't be so pessimistic, or else... I'll give you half a day's rest, then you can save it with Chen Lin first, today I will watch with my wife, guard the store, and we will set off early tomorrow morning? I think the two of you should have reconciled. He said.
I just wanted to refuse, but I was reluctant to refuse, he didn't mention Chen Lin, but when I mentioned it, I felt uncomfortable like a cat's paw.
So, I went home anyway.
When passing by the security room, I paused and saw that Xiao Wang's condition was much more serious than before.
He had a little more flesh on his body, and it was not as terrifying as he had seen before, but his face was painted with white powder, heavy makeup, and not to mention, the large patches of blue and purple on his eyelids were very scary.
With long hair, he was combing his hair in the mirror, and after combing his hair, he put on lipstick, his movements were very charming, and he sang a mountain song in his mouth, "The sun sets and the moon is bright, my sister's room is empty, my little brother~ Come home... Keep your ecstasy tonight~yo~"
The tune of this song is pretty good, but the lyrics are too... It's not simple, is it?
Singing and singing, he looked up at me, it was him, or her, I was confused, I thought, it was she who was completely attached to him, because the way she looked at me, amorous, definitely not a straight man can show.
"My little brother—" He took his orchid finger hand, put down the mirror carved with antique patterns, and stood up from his chair.
If I just saw a female ghost riding on Xiao Wang's body, I wasn't particularly afraid, but now Xiao Wang's soul seems to have completely disappeared, and I felt very empty, so I ran back home, and I could still hear her singing mountain songs from afar, but the lyrics had changed again.
"The moon is bright, the stars are bright, my sister is tender, my brother is gentle~ Take off your pants, the romance is revealed, and my sister blushes with shame~"
The lyrics in the back are too hooligan, I won't say it, anyway, they are the kind of words that describe the love between men and women, I hurried back home, locked the door three times, and finally felt more steady.
"Fortunately, I didn't catch up..."
I made up my mind and boiled some water in the kitchen to drink.
In fact, I have never liked to drink my own boiled water, the kind of water that comes up from the well in my hometown is clear and sweet, and people want to drink it again, but in the city, there is always a bad smell in the water, but tonight, the boiled water is not the same as usual, and it still tastes like the water in my hometown.
I took the water glass, drank it and walked into the room, closed the doors and windows, and after a few sips of water, put the water cup on the bedside table and summoned Chen Lin.
"Chen Lin!" I immediately hugged her tightly.
"Fang Ming~" She smiled.
The misunderstanding in the haunted house had long been cleared up, and I didn't have anything to say, so I pressed her directly to the bed, impatiently took off her pants, and entered her body.
"Fang Ming~ You're really getting more and more excessive, you don't even have a foreplay, you're a beast... Really... It makes people want to get angry for no reason... I didn't even take off my shirt. She grabbed my neck with a squeak, her legs around my waist, and whispered.
"I'm only like this in front of you, just be considerate of me, it's not easy for us to be together once." I say.
"Are you honest during my absence? Tell me, has there been any other woman in this bed besides me? ”
"No, how dare I let other women lie here, I want to live a few more years."
I thought of the last time Yuqing stripped off her clothes and lay on the sheets, but even if I was beaten to death by Chen Lin, it was impossible for me to tell her about it, besides, she sent it to the door on her own initiative, and I didn't seduce her.
After some rain and clouds, the two of us got into the quilt, I reluctantly hugged her waist, buried my head in her plump twin peaks, and sucked it on her body like a little baby, her skin was still so smooth that people couldn't touch it.
If I could, I'd love to stay in this bed with her for the rest of my life...
"Fang Ming, why are your lips so red? Is it lipstick? Chen Lin suddenly touched my lips and said.
"No, you women do what you women do, what do I wear as a big boy?" I say.
The two of us looked at the glass of water very tacitly, only to see that the water had been drunk by me, and there was a black tube of lipstick engraved with gold text at the bottom, it was soaked in water, but the bright red color did not change at all.
"You just drank that into that?" Chen Lin looked at me with a sympathetic expression.
I got out of bed, picked up the glass, fished the lipstick out of it, tried it on my arm, and the color was really good, the whole lipstick looked like frozen lard, shiny and classical.
I sniffed it hard, the smell I just drank was indeed coming from above, no wonder, I said how did the taste of today's water change, it turned out that this lipstick was doing the trick, but where did this lipstick come from? Anyway, I would never buy this kind of thing, so there is only one possibility - Chen Lin.
I looked at Chen Lin suspiciously, but Chen Lin shook his head violently and said: "This is definitely not what I did, but this is what I did, I will definitely admit it, and as soon as we walked into the room, I was hugged tightly by you, do you say I have time to wear any lipstick?" If you painted it, you would have kissed it a long time ago. She said.
"You have a point." I looked at the lipsticks over and over again, hoping to see something out of them.
At this moment, the lipstick suddenly shattered, and a hand with very sharp nails came out of it, almost unscrewing my nose.
"I'm C!" I couldn't help but curse a swear word.
"Be careful!"
Chen Lin disliked the fragment of the glass tube next to him, and slashed it on that hand, which immediately retracted into a place that I couldn't see, and only half of the palm fell to the ground.
"Which ghost left this thing behind? Are you provoking ghosts again? Fang Ming? Chen Lin asked me nervously.
"It's... I only encountered one abnormal thing tonight, that is, the security guard Xiao Wang who has been possessed by the community at the door, could it be his..."
"What's wrong with Xiao Wang?" Chen Lin asked.
"Xiao Wang was recently entangled by a female ghost, and he didn't know it, I reminded him, but he didn't believe me, but thought it was my nerve problem, or I remembered him, I didn't know how to tell him, so I only left a phone number for him, telling him to call me when he needed it, and now it's been many days, he hasn't contacted me, just now when I met there, I saw that the female ghost entangled in him had occupied his body, and was putting on his own makeup, I looked at it a few more times, He also sang mountain songs to scare me, so I ran away... Now that I think about it seriously, this palm does look like a female ghost, you see, it is also painted with bright red nail polish, maybe she thinks I will threaten her and prevent Xiao Wang from being with her, so she wants to strike first. I said.
"Xiao Wang is also too naïve."
Chen Lin said as he took out two pieces of paper from his pocket, wrapped his palm in the palm of his hand, and looked closer, and I was watching from the side.
It is said that the female ghost is just a wisp of soul and has no body, but this female ghost does not play cards according to common sense, and leaves half of the palm, the shape of the hand is still very beautiful, but the skin is very dry, and the nail polish applied on it is not very good-looking
"Can you give me a touch?" I say.
"Fang Ming, your courage is getting bigger and bigger, it's better not to touch it randomly, I'm a real ghost now, I have to pad the paper to touch it, let alone you." Chen Lin said nervously.
"That's right, so what should we do with this half of our palm?" I say.
"It's very simple, just burn it, the flame is not just a flame, it is also a space that can transmit energy, all the things in the world that are burned by fire will be transferred to another place, just like paper money, you look like it is burned by the flame, in fact, it is sinking to the underworld, who do you want to burn to, as long as you silently recite her name in your heart, think about her image before her death, you can pass it to her hands."
"If we burn it, will this palm be able to return to her through the power of the underworld?" I say.
"It should be like this, it is also possible that because she has not officially gone to the underworld yet, the palm of her hand will be detained in the bull head and horse face, and when she really enters the dungeon one day to be punished, the bull head and horse face will return the palm to her." She said.
When I still had something to say, this palm actually began to move again, and it was still trying to attack us, as if it had a pair of eyes on it, Chen Lin had no choice but to throw her palm to the ground, and a few of her fingers stood up again, like a crab trying to crawl over, and the speed was quite fast.
Chen Lin flew out a piece of talisman paper and pasted it on it, and then recited two secret mantras, it seemed to be tied by an invisible rope, and it was still struggling desperately, but it never moved forward by half a centimeter.
"Little sample~ Look at my awesomeness!" Chen Lin pasted a few runes of paper on it, it turned red all of a sudden, and there were sporadic fires on it, although it didn't have a mouth, and it didn't say half a word, but I could feel it very painful.
"What are you doing here?" I say.
"Of course it's going to burn it." Chen Lin said.
"But... Otherwise, it's better to leave it, and I can't bear to see it like this. ”
"This is going to kill your hand, what can't you bear, do you want to learn from the farmer who saved the snake? Be careful that it doesn't appreciate you at all, it strangled you to death in a dream, and it's nothing if your life is not guaranteed, but once you die, all the people in the city who are still alive will die with you, can you bear to do this? Chen Lin said with some excitement.
Of course, I know that Chen Lin is also for my own good, and I am worried that I will be hurt, but I think anyone can be influenced.
So I asked Chen Lin to step aside first, squatted on the ground and said to it: "Hey, although you are half a slap in the face of a female ghost, but now that you are out of her control, how about you reform and recognize me as the master?" I'm doing things for Hades now, helping him capture the wanted criminals who escaped from the underworld under the influence of Wang Po, and when all the wanted criminals are arrested, Hades will definitely reward me well, and at that time, I will intercede for you in Hades and let him give you a body, how about it? If you agree, bend your fingers. ”
The spark above it receded, returning to its previous pale and dry appearance, a finger bent over