Chapter 020: Don't be noisy

"This, this, this—"

Jiang Che jumped to the side, hugged the tree trunk, pointed at Jiang Gugu, and stuttered.

"Be quiet!"

Xu Wenruo hated to cover his mouth, such a big man and a man, how could he be afraid of being like this?

"Is this real or fake?"

Jiang Che had the urge to climb a tree, but when he saw Jiang Gugu walking towards him, he was stunned that his legs and feet couldn't use his strength.

"I'm a god, don't be afraid, little doll!"

Jiang Gugu deliberately disguised his voice as low and said slowly.

"Why are you talking like that?"

Xu Wenruo didn't quite understand, how could he be so good, and he had to pretend?

"To show my affinity!"

This is what Jiang Gugu learned from TV, if he can transform, it will be better, and it will be more convincing if he becomes an old Taoist priest with fairy wind bones.

It's a pity that he doesn't have mana now.

"Huh?"

What's the idea? Xu Wenruo had a sense of déjà vu, but she just couldn't remember it.

Immortal wind bones, are they more like immortals when they are older?

"Aren't you afraid?"

After a long time, Jiang Che calmed down a little, and after a closer look, Xu Wenruo was not only not afraid, but also squatted next to the villain and whispered something to her.

Are girls nowadays so bold?

"Don't be afraid, he won't hurt you!"

Xu Wenruo nodded and motioned to Jiang Gugu not to talk to her about TV series.

The plot in the TV series is not credible.

"Yes, I'm a good fairy!"

Jiang Gu said confidently.

"He's Thor, and the studs on your ears are the magic weapons he lost."

Xu Wenruo actually wanted Jiang Gugu to directly say his purpose for finding him, but Jiang Gugu didn't seem to have this idea.

"What?"

Jiang Che frowned, what did he mean?

"The thing on your ear is my magic weapon, which I accidentally dropped."

Jiang Gugu added, looking like he was coming to beg for something.

"Why did you change your attitude again?"

Didn't you say you had to pretend to be a scheming man?

"I was far away just now, I didn't see clearly, this boy is too strong, I have to be a little imposing!"

Jiang Gugu knows a little bit that different people should have different attitudes.

Jiang Che looked like a weak young man from a distance, but when he got closer, he realized that the essence of his body was a little strong.

"But the studs are my own!"

Jiang Che didn't listen to their whispers, but asked inexplicably.

He had been buying these earrings for a long time, but why did they suddenly become someone else's, and they also became a god's magic weapon.

Is there something wrong?

"It's not right to steal from other people, be an honest child!"

Jiang Gugu didn't wait for Xu Wenruo to speak, so he preemptively argued by himself.

"I really didn't take it, I've been wearing this thing for half a year, are you mistaken?"

Jiang Che wanted to cry without tears, these earrings were really not stolen by him.

"If you find it, you have to return it to its original owner!"

"No, I really bought it myself!"

"How can you be dishonest?"

"I really don't!"

The two men began to argue.

"Stop—"

Xu Wenruo interrupted the words of the two of them and rubbed his somewhat swollen head.

"If you continue to quarrel like this, will there be a result?"

"I really didn't take his things, what magic weapons, I haven't heard of it!"

After arguing for so long, Jiang Che was not afraid, let go of the hand holding the tree, and looked at Xu Wenruo very aggrieved.

"It's useless to pretend to be pitiful, I'm a fairy!"

Jiang Gu grunted, why didn't this person understand his words, could it be that he didn't want to return the magic weapon to me?

Since he's so stubborn, he's welcome.

"You are an immortal, you can't frame me!"

Jiang Che sat cross-legged on the ground and reasoned with Jiang Gugu.

"And how did it get to your ears?"

"I told you, this is just a stud earring I bought myself, a bargain of only a few dozen yuan!"

"What a bargain, my magic weapon is the best!"

"I didn't say your magic weapon was bad, I meant my own earrings!"

"Your studs are my magic weapon!"

"No, why are my earrings your magic weapon?"

……

Another new round of debate.

"Can you two stop arguing?"

Xu Wen wanted to roll his eyes, why did he start again!

"So what do you say?"

The two people who were arguing looked at Xu Wenruo in unison.

"Shouldn't the question now be to take it off first?"

This thing, whether it is an earring or a magic weapon, take it off, let's take a closer look at it, and you will understand.

It's an earring, that's an ordinary thing, it belongs to Jiang Che, if it's a magic weapon thunder cone, then its owner can only be Thunder God Jiang Gugu.

"That's right!"

Jiang Che and Jiang Gugu nodded.

Then, the eyes of the three of them, both of them, looked at Jiang Che.

Jiang Che was a little uncomfortable, and he was restrained for a while before raising his hand to pick up the things on his ears.

Result –

"Can't take it off!"

Jiang Che was helpless.

"How could you not take it off, don't you want to return it?"

Jiang Gu blew his beard and glared angrily, but he heard it, and at that time in the cafeteria, Jiang Che also said that he had put on these earrings by himself in the morning.

Why can't you take it off if you put it on yourself?

Maybe they coveted his magic weapon and didn't want to give it back to him!

"It's really like this, I don't know why, I was in the cafeteria just now, and I couldn't push it!"

Jiang Che really couldn't take it off, if Xu Wenruo hadn't pulled him out of the cafeteria just now, he would definitely still be struggling with this matter.

"Uncle Jiang, don't worry, the senior couldn't take it down just now!"

Xu Wenruo can prove this, seeing that Jiang Gugu is about to get angry again, Xu Wenruo can only preemptively comfort him.

"Uncle?"

Jiang Che's eyes widened, Xu Wenruo called Uncle Fairy, then is she a fairy?

"Then my thunder cone can't just be put on his ear!"

Jiang Gu flattened his mouth, he didn't know how to argue, he had always been stupid, these arguments were also good at his daughter-in-law Liu Meier, and he had never won a single quarrel.

Jiang Gugu thought about his wife for the first time, if his daughter-in-law was here, he would definitely know what to do.

"I know, so I said, what we have to do now is to take off the thunder cone!"

Xu Wenruo pulled Jiang Che here, one is to show the facts, and the other is to take off his so-called earrings.

Now, the situation has shown that the next thing to do is to remove the studs.

It's just, how do you get this thing?

Xu Wenruo looked at Jiang Gugu.

"What do you think I'm doing?"

Jiang Gu was in a hurry, so he went to get the earrings, what do you think I'm doing?

"Why don't you try?"

Xu Wenruo asked tentatively.

"Huh?"

Jiang Che exclaimed.

"Don't scream, don't you want to take the stud off!"

Xu Wenruo patted Jiang Che's back and calmed his emotions, these earrings can't be worn for the rest of your life, right?

"Alright then, you guys light!"

Jiang Che was a little reluctant, but he couldn't take off the earrings, and he was also a little flustered and scared, what if it was really a magic weapon, what if it was worn for a long time and would affect his life?

The three of them finally decided to let Xu Wenruo hold Jiang Gugu in both hands, put him in Jiang Che's ear, and let him try to take the earrings.