Chapter 111: The Return of My Cousin (3)
After buying the creamy and cantaloupe-flavored popcorn, my cousin Xu Yao and I began to prepare for the entrance. A long dark tunnel, long and narrow, the two of us slowly walked forward, and finally came to our movie screening hall, the No. 5 China Giant Screen Hall.
When I walked in, there were not many people in the hall. At first glance, it looks like we've chartered the venue ourselves. After we walked in, we found our seats, Xu Yao's cousin was the number seven in the sixth row, and I was the number eight in the sixth row. The two of us each carried a bucket of popcorn and a glass of Coca-Cola, oh no, it should have been Pepsi, and slowly sat down in our seats, waiting for the movie to start.
Actually, I don't really want to drink this glass of Pepsi in my hand, but there is no way, I can't make noise with other people's movie theaters, go and let them change to Coca-Cola! Seriously, I feel that Coca-Cola is more than a notch higher than Pepsi. Pepsi Cola, not sweet enough is not good to taste, drink a mouthful full of foam gas, while people Coca-Cola, take a sip into it is a drink, and then through the burp out.
It's a different feeling. No matter what aspect I describe, I think Coca-Cola is better than Pepsi. Of course, this is just my personal opinion, just like Adidas and Nike shoes at the same price, I may choose Adidas instead of Nike. This is also the aesthetic of each of us, the standards are different, so the conclusion will be like this, it will vary from person to person!
The so-called varies from person to person, which is what it looks like! After that, my cousin Xu Yao and I began to concentrate on watching movies. After the movie ended, we didn't stop, whether it was the easter eggs or the ending song of the movie. Because it was the two of us, because it was everyone who ate a bucket of popcorn hungry and drank a big glass of Coke. Now that my stomach is rumbling, I feel even more hungry.
So, Cousin Xu Yao took me home. I don't know if the two of us have cooked food at home during the two hours of watching the movie? I don't know, how is this year's Chinese New Year's Eve dinner prepared? How does it look? What does it taste like?
Full of anticipation, I followed my cousin Xu Yao and walked home. Along the way, he was walking, and I was running behind. Why did God give birth to his cousin so tall? He has such long legs, how can I keep up? It was he walking slowly in front, and I trotted all the way behind, and my legs were upside down quite fast.
When he got home, he quickly changed his shoes, put on his slippers, and walked forward, heading straight for my family's dining table. This god-like speed can't even be compared to me, a professional foodie. Then, after changing my slippers, I immediately ran to the dinner table, but before that, I went to do a very important job.
For this important job, he went to the bathroom once, washed his little hands, and then sat down on the stool next to the dinner table. Because I was a good boy who paid attention to hygiene, I didn't see my cousin Xu Yao washing his hands, so I began to say to my cousin in a tone that my mother usually used when educating me: "Ahem, other people's families know hygiene, why are you so sloppy?" Don't know how to wash your hands before you go out and come back to eat? Hurry up, wash my hands for me, bury the fittest, and come to the table to eat? ”
"Uh, didn't you see me washing my hands?" My cousin Xu Yao said to me, "I just went to the kitchen sink to wash my hands, and I used the hand sanitizer in the kitchen?" Didn't you see it? ”
"Huh?" I looked at Cousin Xu Yao very puzzled, what's the situation, I untied my shoelaces, and then I didn't see him wash his hands? Impossible, huh? How so? I'm just untying my shoelaces and changing my slippers, how can he, cousin Xu Yao, move so fast?
After that, I stopped doubting it. After all, I, cousin Xu Yao, have witnesses. His witness is also a person of considerable status in our family, my dear mother. Seeing my reluctant and skeptical look, my mother came over and told me with a plate of dishes, "Don't believe it, your cousin, Yaoyao, he really washed his hands in the kitchen." ”
"I was quite surprised at the time, why did this kid come to the kitchen again, don't help me anymore, who knows, Yaoyao, this kid, he just came in to wash his hands." My mom continued, shaking her head as she spoke, denying her problem.
Now, I have to believe that he has washed his hands, and then, I am really more and more curious, how did he do it, in such a short time, from changing his slippers, until washing his hands, sitting on the stool next to the dining table, and then waiting for the meal to start?
So, I started to attack him with questions. I asked him, "Hey, cousin, how did you run so fast, change your shoes so quickly, wash your hands so quickly, and then sit on a stool so quickly, how did you do that?" Tell me, how did you do that? ”
As I said to him, I blinked my eyes and stared at my cousin Xu Yao with a smile. It's okay that the person sitting opposite is my cousin Xu Yao, if it is me, if I see myself so disgusting, I will definitely give myself a punch and let me fly to the ends of the earth in Hainan. This smiling look can kill a mosquito, and it is likely to scare the baby opposite!
My cousin just smiled back at me, and then he said, "It's impossible for a person without talent to practice my Ling Bo Weibu, you know?" You don't have that talent, so let's slowly cultivate the martial arts cheats that ordinary people can cultivate to themselves! ”
What is it, my cousin must have watched a lot of martial arts after he went to college, and he has already started to talk nonsense every day. Still Ling Bo Weibu, what about my Nine Yin White Bone Palm? Open a martial arts wind meeting, what kind of Chinese New Year's Eve dinner.
I knew that I had finished watching the easter eggs and the ending song in the cinema. Although I was very hungry, the elders did not serve the table, and we, the juniors, were not allowed to eat first, eat first.
Moreover, the dishes on this table have not yet been served, according to my mother, there is still a soup missing, winter melon beef balls and green onion soup.
I guess there will be only about half a minute left, and my dad will be able to come to our table with the winter melon beef balls and green onion soup.
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