Chapter 98: You're Going to Elope with a Cripple?
"Husband, what are you smiling at? The money has been obtained, let's hurry up and find a house. ”
Of course, Chen Qiaoyun didn't know what the hell Jiang Hao was up to, and he was still curious when he saw him smirking somewhere.
If she knew that she had almost been defiled by a beast yesterday and had managed to escape death, and that she would have fallen into the hands of another "beast" today, she would probably vomit blood in frustration.
Of course,The difference between Jiang Hao's beast and Wu Haojie is,People are legitimate!
"Nothing, huh? I've found a house, and I don't need money! ”
"Huh?"
Hearing this, Chen Qiaoyun was dumbfounded. How can it be? It's already hard to find a house in the old town, and you can still find a free one?
"Is there such a pie-in-the-sky thing?"
"My second uncle! You forget, he lives near our house. ”
As soon as he said this, Chen Qiaoyun's face turned red, and then he became a little uncomfortable.
"Husband, would you rather not live with my family than run to your second uncle? Then we're not going to trouble people! It's humiliating. ”
"No, no, my second uncle is doing business in Yanjing now, and the house is also open, so he asked us to go over and live!"
"Really?"
Chen Qiaoyun was also happy, this is really good news.
"Hmmm! Of course it's true. ”
Soon, the two of them were laughing and running to see the house.
After finding the address, Jiang Hao's face was black, this damn Chen Mang! Really good at choosing a house.
Just opposite Chen Qiaoyun's house, across the street, it is no exaggeration to say that where you live, you can see all the actions of the Chen family from the window.
It's a great place to watch!
Even Chen Qiaoyun was blindsided.
Oh, my God! The second uncle of Jiang Hao's family lives opposite, and they didn't even notice it, what is this second uncle doing? So mysterious?
Wait until you find the key under the carpet and open the door, heh! The smell in that room was almost smoking.
This Chen Mang is too lazy, the house is full of household garbage, either boxed lunches or snacks and beer cans.
The house is quite big, it is actually a three-bedroom apartment.
One of the master bedrooms is spacious with a separate bathroom inside and a separate kitchen and toilet outside.
Chen Qiaoyun couldn't even think about it, she lived in her own house aggrievedly, and suddenly moved to a three-bedroom apartment, and found that this house was really big!
"Jiang Hao, is your second uncle really giving us a place to live in this house? The rent is not cheap, right? ”
"You don't have to give it, the second uncle has paid the rent for three years, let's live casually."
"Not really, right? Why don't we pay him too? ”
"What are you kidding, he has been running in Yanjing for a long time, and the house is not guarded, what should I do if there is a thief in the house? I can come and guard the house for him, and he thanks me for not being in a hurry. ”
After saying this, Chen Qiaoyun frowned and looked at Jiang Hao suspiciously.
"What? What's wrong? ”
"That's your second uncle, speak politely, how do I feel like you're calling someone."
“……”
Jiang Hao is depressed, what second uncle? That old boy is my doorman, and it's not too much to say that he is a subordinate.
"Forget it, it looks like this house has to be cleaned, you take a rest, I'll come!"
"I'll help you ......"
So, the two began to work together as husband and wife.
Just halfway through the toss, Chen Qiaoyun's phone rang, and then she picked it up and looked at it, frowning.
"My mom called."
"Huh...... Didn't come back overnight, and now call to care? Jiang Hao sneered.
Chen Qiaoyun sighed, and was afraid of causing her husband's nest fire, so she simply walked to the side balcony to answer the phone.
"Hey, Mom!"
"Oh, Qiaoyun, come back quickly. You don't know, your dead cripple is crazy, and he was going to smash your mother with a cup yesterday. Ouch ouch, I'm scared right now, my heart is still pounding. ”
Chen Qiaoyun already knows about this, Jiang Hao didn't scare her mother so much yesterday, can Zhang Cuilan tell where she is?
If she didn't know the location, I'm afraid she would have lost her virginity last night.
"Mom, I already know, I'm with Jiang Hao."
"Huh? Did the cripple really come to you? Qiaoyun, I didn't say this bastard thing, this time you must not stop Mom, I have to drive him out! ”
"Mom, you don't need to rush, Jiang Hao and I have already found a house. We are planning to move out and live! ”
“……”
Zhang Cuilan was stunned, and then she cried and shouted, "Qiaoyun, you don't care if your mother is alive or dead?" Don't listen to the lame man, if you go with him, you will be blamed by him! Listen to your mother, good daughter, come back soon. ”
"Mom, I really decided, he's my husband! Since I, Chen Qiaoyun, have chosen him, I will follow him for the rest of my life. ”
"You're crazy! Chen Qiaoyun, you hurry up and come back to me, if you are disobedient, I will ...... I'll show you my headbutt. ”
"Alas, Mom! Here you go again. Why are you always like this? Do you know,How dirty was Wu Haojie yesterday? Your daughter almost lost her life! Because you actually went along with Chen Ermao and lied to me together! If it weren't for Jiang Hao, your daughter would really have no face to be. ”
"Ah~"
Hearing this, Zhang Cuilan was still anxious, "Qiaoyun, it's all to blame on the damn Chen Ermao, I warned him." I didn't expect that even my cousin would hurt him, I must find him desperately! ”
"Forget it, Mom, it's all over! Jiang Hao saved me, and I'm fine now. ”
"Woo...... Qiaoyun, do you believe Mom! When you come back, will your mother explain it to you? ”
The usual method of women, one crying, two troubles and three hangings.
Zhang Cuilan began to cry now, "Daughter, I worked hard to raise you, do you have a husband and forget your mother now?" Do you remember, when you were sick when you were a child, your mother took you to the hospital overnight. You were fine, but Mom was tired and paralyzed! You want to eat ice cream, and your dad ran to buy it, but he was afraid of melting, so he hurriedly ran back and fell down. Whining...... Daughter, do you really want to be so ruthless, abandon your family and elope with the lame? ”
Hearing what Zhang Cuilan said about the past, Chen Qiaoyun's heart softened, and her eyes became a little moist.
"Mom, I haven't gone far, it's just across the street from our house, and you're talking like life and death!"
"Across from our house?"
When Zhang Cuilan heard this, she was excited, and hurriedly rushed out of the house to look around.
I saw Chen Qiaoyun standing on the balcony over there, and I immediately became excited.
"Daughter, mom will come over right away, come over right away......"
After saying this, he hung up his phone.
After Chen Qiaoyun came back from the balcony, he looked at Jiang Hao with a guilty face, and Jiang Hao also had a cold face and was angry.
This stupid girl is going to lure the plague god again!
"Husband......"
"Humph!"
Jiang Hao snorted coldly, didn't want to say more, turned around and continued to clean up the room.
Chen Qiaoyun also hung her head helplessly, what can I do?
I'm caught between you, and I'm desperate!
After a while, there was a sound of footsteps outside, and then Zhang Cuilan, the dead Sanba, and Chen Dagui, came in a hurry.
The two are still complaining, the lame man rents a house, and it is estimated that it is not as big as his own toilet.
When I came up, I was completely dumbfounded, with three bedrooms and one living room, one kitchen and two bathrooms, this house is really not ordinarily big.
Chen Dagui was stunned, "Wife, this house ......"
"Humph! What's so strange that it's not my daughter's money? ”
Speaking of which, Zhang Cuilan came in directly, "Qiaoyun, you go home with me!" ”
Looking at her mother's outstretched hand, Chen Qiaoyun took a step back, "I'm not going back, Mom!" Anyway, it's so close, what's the difference! ”
"Chen Qiaoyun, you don't have a high fever in your brain, right? Can you live outside with a dead cripple as well as at home? He still wants to eat swan meat, and he doesn't pee to take care of himself, and sooner or later you will lose yourself to him. Let me ask you again, will you go back? ”
"Nope! I still say the same thing, he is my husband, and I will be where he is. ”
"You...... You ......"
Zhang Cuilan was so angry by this, this stupid girl is really a king who eats scales, and she is iron-hearted.
Chen Dagui hurriedly pulled his wife and gave him a look.
He also knows that his daughter belongs to a cat, so he brushes the hair, otherwise she will blow up the hair.
Zhang Cuilan nodded and took a deep breath, "That's good!" We also come to live in this house, anyway, the rent of our house is about to expire, it happens to be a little crowded, move here to three bedrooms and one living room, everyone lives spacious. ”
Hehe, I've seen shameless, but I've never seen such shameless.
When Jiang Hao heard this, his eyes widened, and then he sneered: "What? Is it possible to be lawless to this point now? Cheeky can do whatever you want? ”
"Haha...... Iron butt? Who is cheeky between the two of us, Jiang Hao! This house is so big, you dead cripple with no job, can you afford to rent it? In the end, didn't you get the money from Qiaoyun? Since it's my baby daughter who spends the money, what's wrong with me living here as a mother? Zhang Cuilan crossed her hands in front of her chest and said proudly.
Zhang Dagui next to him continued to play side drums, "That is, if you want to talk about who is the least qualified, it must be you!" ”
The crooked words of the two made Chen Qiaoyun blush, and he hurriedly ran over and whispered: "Mom, I didn't spend money, this house doesn't need money!" ”
"Daughter, you don't need to come to this set, even if you want to protect the lame man, you should have a degree!"
"That's right, how can there be a free lunch in the world, this house doesn't cost money? It's so coincidental that the dead cripple met it! ”
The two old mouths are like singing double reeds, and they cooperate seamlessly.
Chen Qiaoyun's face turned red, depressed to the extreme, okay?
Although they knew that they looked down on Jiang Hao, Chen Qiaoyun, who understood the truth, now felt that the parents were really stupid.
"Mom, Dad! This house belongs to the second uncle Jiang Hao. He went to Yanjing to do business and didn't come back for a long time, so he gave us a stay. You two are ...... Alas, a bit excessive! Chen Qiaoyun rolled her eyes, and after saying a sentence, Zhang Cuilan and Chen Dagui, who were arrogant at that time, were instantly dumbfounded.
Jiang Hao looked at them coldly, "Are you still qualified to live now?" If not, I ask you to get out! ”