Chapter 169: Words and Expressions with Enhanced Edition [168+169]
Please enter the text. Please note: According to the requirements of relevant national laws and regulations, please do not upload any pornographic, vulgar, politically related and other illegal content, we will review and report it in accordance with laws and regulations. Brother Long's face was about to bubble with snot at this time, and one hand patted Shen Luo's cheek at this time: "Hahahaha, I just like your serious jokes." ”
Then his face turned and he became stern in an instant: "But! If you don't tell me what you have or don't, today, you will either take 100,000 yuan out or ...... Hehe, I see that your girlfriend is very beautiful. ”
The thugs on one side also heckled.
"Hahaha, either give money, or give us your girlfriend to be cool!"
"It's useless to talk so much."
"What Lao Tzu hates the most is you rich second generation."
However, Shen Luo didn't listen to these words carefully at all, he was chatting with the system.
"Why hasn't my words worked yet?" Shen Luo seemed to be complaining.
The system's voice was indifferent: "You yourself said that you let the dog bite him in three minutes, do you see that there are three minutes now?" You're just complaining to me? ”
Shen Luo dared to say to Brother Long, who took the lead, that he had a bloody disaster, of course, it was impossible for him to make it up, he had already used the words and expressions skills drawn from the previous lottery at the beginning.
The system ruling can take effect, so this dragon brother must not be able to escape the fate of being bitten by a dog.
It's just that Shen Luo felt that it was too slow, and after being reminded by the system, his face was scornful.
"Ahem......." Shen Luo coughed twice.
"Speaking of which, the system, is there any easy and quick way to get rid of these troubles?" Shen Luo looked at the time, it was not too early at this time.
The voice of the system was lazy, as if it had just woken up: "As the host of this system, aren't you still handy to deal with this kind of ruffian?" ”
As soon as Shen Luo heard this, he knew that the system must have a way, but other people's systems would help the host solve all the problems before the danger officially appeared.
This system of mine is a bit arrogant, so I have to put my face on it and ask: "Is there any system that is easy to use and can quickly solve troubles?" ”
"Does the host want to solve you on its own, or does it want to solve it by the system?"
Shen Luo asked, "What's the difference?" ”
"If you want to vent your own anger, it is recommended that the host spend points to redeem - advanced Muay Thai, advanced Tan Jia leg, advanced Wing Chun, advanced Tai Chi, and then the host can teach them how to behave by themselves. If the host wants to be detached, it is recommended that the host spend points to redeem - the enhanced version of the word is followed. "The system made a suggestion.
When Shen Luo heard this, his eyes lit up: "Of course, I want to teach them how to be human beings!" ”
"It is recommended that the host not forget to exchange strength enhancement points while exchanging martial arts." System-friendly reminders.
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Back to reality, facing Brother Long, who was still arrogant, Shen Luo's tone was more sincere: "I advise you to be careful, I doubt that the dog that bit you will be a male dog...... Maybe something else will happen. ”
Shen Luo is well versed in pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger.
I now have a system behind my back, and no one needs to climb.
And Brother Long, who heard this, was angry: "It's addictive to play, isn't it?" No one has ever dared to joke with me like that! Don't you understand that Lao Tzu asked you to give money?! ”
"Looks like I'll have to teach you a good lesson, so you can know how good we are."
"Beat him up!"
"Give me a discount first."
"Reward him with ten more big mouths, TMD is okay to talk nonsense here and now? What do you think of your Deyun Club? ”
"100,000 yuan, 10,000 less, I'll scrap your leg!"
The moonlight is misty and the stars are sprinkled.
The guys around Brother Long all leaned over to this side at this time, obviously wanting to target Shen Luo. Surrounded by five or six strong men, the deterrent power alone is extraordinary.
And Shen Luo's indifferent voice sounded in his head: "Congratulations to the host for using five hundred points and acquiring - advanced Wing Chun." ”
"Congratulations to the host for using 500 points and gaining +50 strength boost."
In the next second, Shen Luo stretched out a hand and pressed it against Brother Long's throat.
"I advise you not to move yet." Shen Luo's gaze was slightly indifferent.
Brother Long didn't laugh angrily: "It's still a practiced?" It's a pity, it's useless! There are so many of us here, how many can you win? ”
"Give it to me! Hit him! ”
Brother Long stepped back, breaking free from Shen Luo's control, and the little gangsters behind him rushed up at this time.
"You get in the car first, don't be afraid, I'm here." Shen Luo already had confidence in his heart at this time, and after exchanging high-level Wing Chun with the system, there was a middle two qi in his body.
Su Guiwan nodded blankly and got into the car.
Someone around him wanted to reach out and stop Su Guiwan, but Shen Luo kicked it directly: "Be serious when you fight, your opponent is me!" ”
When the words came out, Shen Luo himself felt a little embarrassed, he was really a little too middle-class.
The rest of the people sneered: "Hehe, after practicing the craft for two days, do you really think of yourself as a martial arts master?" ”
"Lao Tzu not only wants to abolish you today, but the two beauties in your car can't escape!"
"I'll let you see when the time comes, how did I your girlfriend in front of you!"
Shen Luo frowned, and punched out: "You are so dirty!" ”
Fist to flesh.
"MD, you really dare to hit Lao Tzu! Exercise! At first, this person thought that Shen Luo was just pretending, but he didn't expect Shen Luo to take himself by surprise.
"him! Brothers, give it to me! "Several people on the side came up directly at this time.
Shen Luo wrapped his heels, and put on a standard Wing Chun formation.
If there is a BGM, a knife should be put at this time to prelude out.
With high-level Wing Chun in hand, Shen Luo is invincible.
Smack.
The fist wind reaches the body, and the sound of slapping is played.
There were two guys who didn't hold up two moves in Shen Luo's hands at all, and Shen Luo flew up with one kick and directly dizzy the mind of one person.
Brother Long on the side was watching from the side, and the more he looked at it, the more gloomy his face became.
"Are you useful? Let me! "Brother Long decided to take matters into his own hands.
However, before he could get close to Shen Luo, he heard a voice "Wang." Then I saw a black shadow pounce on Brother Long.
Shen Luo stepped back in time and withdrew directly.
Haha laughed: "I said earlier that you had a bloody disaster today, so I asked you to leave quickly, but you didn't listen." How's it going, now I've been bitten by a dog!? ”
It was a Chinese pastoral dog that rushed up, and bit the calf of Brother Long in one bite.
The salty belly was dripping with blood.
Chinese pastoral dog, this is a creature that even Emperor Qianlong once wrote poems to praise, but being praised by Qianlong is actually not too happy, Qianlong wrote twenty or thirty thousand poems in his life, and one does not want us to memorize...... It can be seen how lo its level is.
Brother Long was pounced on by the dog, wailing incessantly: "Get him away for me!" Get out of the way! ”
"Ahhhh
The little follower on the side wanted to step forward and drive the dog away, but Shen Luo rushed up and punched: "He fights with the dog, you ...... Fight me. ”
Several people roared forward: "You are inevitably a little too arrogant!" ”
Shen Luo didn't care at all, and blasted over with one punch, which was simply invincible.
There were two people behind him who wanted to surround him, and Shen Luo knocked him down with one punch, as if Ip Man was possessed.
"I'm going to hit ten !!" Shen Luo's heart was about to suppress the urge to roar, with his current state, these people were not his opponents at all.
These little followers around Brother Long were already panicked at this time.
"This man is amazing."
"The most terrifying thing, isn't it why the boss was really bitten by a dog?"
"Is it his dog?"
"Stray dogs......."
"What's the matter with this guy?"
"Woo woo woo, I want to go home......
It's a bit embarrassing that someone actually cried.
Brother Long was still entangled with the dog at this time, and was stuck by the dog, where was it so easy to break free, the wailing continued, and it could be seen that a piece of meat had been torn off.
Shen Luo looked at these little followers with panic on their faces, and there was no mercy in their hands at all, and punched out one punch after another. The sharpest thing about Wing Chun is this place, and in a one-to-many situation, Wing Chun is definitely the best to use.
Su Guiwan and Sun Qingqing in the car were stunned.
Senior Shen ...... Have you also studied martial arts? Sun Qingqing turned her head in disbelief and looked at Su Guiwan beside her.
Su Guiwan's eyes were full of stars: "I only know that when Senior Shen was in school before, he still loved fitness ....... But I didn't know that Senior Shen was so powerful....... ”
Su Guiwan was convinced.
The girl Huaichun always likes people who can give her a sense of security, and Shen Luo gave Su Guiwan a sense of security at this time.
My crush is a hero of the world, and one day he will wear a golden armor and step on colorful auspicious clouds to marry me.
Su Guiwan's eyes were very bright at this time, just like the bright moon and stars hanging in the night sky.
The scene has been stabilized, and these blocking guys are all lying on the ground and wailing at this time. Only the guy who was lying on the ground at the beginning showed horror on his face at this time.
What kind of guy did they provoke?
Shen Luo pulled the pastoral dog to his side at this time, pulled Brother Long up, and asked, "Say, who made you do this?" ”
Brother Long's mouth was stiff, and he already had some fear in his eyes when he looked at Shen Luo.
"What are you talking about......." Brother Long still wants to be hard-mouthed.
Shen Luo snorted coldly: "Don't you want to say yes?" Then don't blame me! ”
Shen Luo patted Wangcai, the Chinese pastoral dog next to him, Wangcai licked the corners of his mouth sensibly, and then looked at Brother Long, there was light in the dog's eyes.
The big red tongue was exposed at this time, and he was constantly panting.
"I say I say I say I say!" Brother Long was stunned.
Brother Long, who was fearless with two watermelon knives in his hand, now has no courage.
"Tell me, who is it?"
"It's Liu ...... Liu Yan. "Brother Long recruited the person behind the scenes without any discipline.
"Liu Yan? Hehe, who are you fooling? Can she do that? Shen Luo didn't believe it, but he faintly guessed.
Liu Yan fell in love with Pei Donghe, Pei Donghe's uncle was the dean of education at the University, and his father was the second-in-command of the University...... If I don't listen to him, I'll be in trouble. "Brother Long also knows that since he has already told Liu Yan, there is no big difference between saying Pei Donghe directly.
It's death left and right, so let's suffer less pain.
When Shen Luo heard this, his face sank and he was a little silent.
Pei Donghe, it is actually Pei Donghe.
Brother Long was still explaining, with a handful of snot and tears: "Actually, we don't have any malice, we just came here to scare you." Pei Donghe just wants to play a hero to save the United States, we really have no malicious intentions. ”
There is no malice in bullshit, is it really Shen Luo a fool?
Shen Luo summoned the system again at this time: "Is there any way to punish Pei Donghe?" ”
"Buy the Word with the Enhanced Edition." The system's replies were concise and to the point.
"How many points?"
"It's not expensive, the original price is 5,000 points, and the first purchase is discounted, just 500 points."
The corners of Shen Luo's mouth twitched, this system was obviously calculated by himself, right?
But to say that Shen Luo did not punish Pei Donghe, it was also impossible. Five hundred points is five hundred points, Shen Luo gritted his teeth and changed his words.
"Just let ...... Pei Donghe drove into the septic tank ten minutes later! ”
Shen Luo remembered that there was a large septic tank here.
The system said in disgust: "Host, you are disgusting. ”
Shen Luo smiled: "I'm going to disgust Pei Donghe and make that kid think so many bad ideas." ”
Then he turned his head again and said to Brother Long: "Let these people under your command get out of me." You, call Liu Yan now! ”
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Pei Donghe and Liu Yan kept galloping over here, as early as a few minutes ago, Liu Yan received a call from Brother Long, and they were ready to start.
At this time, they were only less than a kilometer away from their destination.
At this time, Liu Yan's mobile phone rang again: "It's Brother Long's phone." Liu Yan lowered her voice and said to Pei Donghe.
Pei Donghe didn't squint: "Pick it up, see what he says." ”
"It should be a credit invitation." Liu Yan guessed.
"Listen to it."
When he took the phone, it was not Brother Long's voice that rang in his ears, but the voice of another young man: "Pei Donghe, don't let me know about your indiscriminate methods in the future." ”
"Otherwise, your consequences will be worse than tonight."
Pei Donghe heard it at once: "It's Shen Luo's voice!" What's the situation, Brother Long? ”
However, there was no answer.
All that could be heard inside the microphone was the barking of a dog.
Pei Donghe and Liu Yan beside him glanced at each other, and there was horror in their eyes.
Things exposed?
And in the next moment, a high beam flashed in front of Pei Donghe's eyes, Pei Donghe's eyes were covered by bright light, and he subconsciously turned the steering wheel to the right, and then suddenly felt a sense of vacancy.
A foul smell followed.
"It's a septic tank!" Pei Donghe's brain buzzed and exploded.
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